As a christian.

[Origen]

Originally Posted by Troxx [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Jesus would have been a communist

He wouldn't have time, America has no qualms about vaporizing children

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by Origen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

He wouldn't have time, America has no qualms about vaporizing children

train your kids to stab soldiers with sharp bamboo, yeah we're gonna fuckin vaporize you

and we'll do it twice so you don't forget

those kids didn't suffer, believe me, we have ways of making you suffer.

we could make you live in a blue city.

[Troxx]

Originally Posted by Trexller [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

no, jesus would have been socialist.
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No. He would have been (philosophically) an anarchist communist.

[arvidez]

jesus was planting the seeds that would create america. intrinsic value and the importance of a common goal above all men.

[Troxx]

Jesus would be a democrat in todays America.

[arvidez]

yeah, he was really political and liked to pick sides. not really

i imagine he would have a small group of half washed people around him. probably disliked by the worldly powers.

[Origen]

Originally Posted by Trexller [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

train your kids to stab soldiers with sharp bamboo, yeah we're gonna fuckin vaporize you

and we'll do it twice so you don't forget

those kids didn't suffer, believe me, we have ways of making you suffer.

we could make you live in a blue city.

Sometimes I think this dude just... needs a friend

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by Origen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Sometimes I think this dude just... needs a friend

I got friends, you'd probably get along with them fine.

your problem is you only know internet trexller

edit: We're still gonna vaporize your kids

with nukes. poorly designed nukes that only burn thru like 2% of fissionable material. like hiroshima. it makes for a super-dirty bomb.

yeah, this never gets mentioned very much but the hiroshima bomb today would be considered a "dirty bomb" because it was so inefficient and spread so much radiation

[Lune]

Originally Posted by Trexller [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

no, jesus would have been socialist.

he had a Star Trek Federation Replicator that spit out infinite bread, fish and wine.

Star Trek Federation is as socialist as anything ever conceived.

The Federation Charter literally says under paragraph 9 subsection C, heading: Governmental Structure

"Fully automated luxury gay space communism"

The next paragraph guarantees Will Riker's right to fuck any alien, of both, either or neither sex, anywhere, at any time. He smashes so much alien puss and dick that on any given day he's rocking 2-3 different xeno-venereal diseases, hence sore loins and the Riker Maneuver.

[Trexller]

Jonathan Frakes had a bad back, it was painful for him to bend and sit down like most people do.

this is why he would always swing a leg over a chair.

it played well for the character

wouldnt change a thing.