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Old 08-04-2022, 06:52 PM
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Fellow Norrathians, we are pleased to announce by decree of the dean of admissions Skullmogger and chief diversity officer Hookrs(pronounced Hoo-karis) who has a crippled wrist and could not type it correctly< Yael Graduates > enrollment. We are officially recruiting. We strive to be one of the premier erudite roleplay guild for people with disabilitys. We are also happy to announce that we are now opening our tomes to the female erudite.

If you are interested in joining we are generally at our keyboards eating. Send us a tell anytime.

The sleeper has been awoken. Late stage velious is upon us. Seal Team is the number 1 guild tied with Kingdom, With guild alliances rife with scandal and norrath sucumbing to the pressures of scum warfare. We wish to provide this server with light erudite roleplay.

With Meters recent defection from Seal Team, the tides have turned and the retardation of kingdom has severely decreased. Dark omens have been brought into the light for all to see. With Meters recent first to engage on vulak and Anarke's steadfast raidleadership kingdom managed to sweep vulak out from under the competition Seal Team and Force of Wills grasp. Loud audible groans were heard throughout norrath that night.

We come with robe in hand to ask you all for your support for < Yael Graduates > going foward. So we can make this server a fun exciting place to enjoy ourselves !

Recruitment requirements as follows
Must be erudite(now accepting female characters)
Must have had a 3.0 or higher GPA
Must have a 6 figure job
Must be able to submit a 30 seconds video of yourself doing 30 pushups
Must not be a racist irl
Must be able to carry a roleplay conversation
Must strive for greatness irl and ingame

Yael Graduates recruitment needs:
Cleric - HIGH
Wizard -HIGH
Necro - med
Mag - med
Enchanter - med
Pal - med
SK - low

I will remind everyone that in < Yael Graduates > we have a guild leader who has a Ring of Destruction.

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Old 08-04-2022, 06:55 PM
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Old 08-04-2022, 07:02 PM
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Old 08-04-2022, 07:02 PM
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Old 08-04-2022, 07:09 PM
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You see what you've done, Meters!?
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Old 08-04-2022, 07:15 PM
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Old 08-04-2022, 07:50 PM
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Old 08-04-2022, 08:05 PM
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Old 08-04-2022, 09:12 PM
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Yes hi there,

Hopeful Erudite applicant here.

Does Yael Graduates have any Norrath assistance programs or subsidized student loans to help fund my education?

I'm broke as fuck.

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Old 08-05-2022, 03:48 AM
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Yes hi there,

Hopeful Erudite applicant here.

Does Yael Graduates have any Norrath assistance programs or subsidized student loans to help fund my education?

I'm broke as fuck.

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Sorry you don't got warder loot, you peon.
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