P.R.E.A.M.

[Porcoa]

I grew up on the Steam side, the Greater Faydark side
Slayin’ Kobolds was no jive
Had caster hands, moms evac’d on old man
So then we moved to Antonica land
A young Gnome, yo rockin' the brown loam, black tome
Only way I begin to G' off was SolA chrome
And let's start it like this son, rollin with this Gnome
And that Gnome, castin’ our charms on rogues
But it was just a dream for a level fifteen, who was a fiend
Started beggin’ for C’s even after sixteen
And ditchin’ groups with gates, and runnin’ trains for high stakes
Making my way on badly timed gates
No question I would speed, for crack and breeze
The combination made my fingers bleed
No question I would doze off, and forget to get the mez off
and stickin' up noobies in the commonlands
My experience got no better, same damn loam sweater
Times is rough and tough like leather
Figured out I went the wrong route
So I got with a sick tight guild and went all out
Catchin' dragon loots from across seas
Rollin without givin' my groups breeze , every week I made twenty PP's
Yo brothas respect mine, or anger the enchanta kind
Ch-POW! I gots ta gate now

[Bardalicious]

pixels rule everything around me?

[kank]

Well done

[Mac Dretti]

Tattoo worthy

[Tongpow]

my erudite

[Derubael]

A+. Coudn't help it, here's the GM verse:

Pixels rule everything around me P.R.E.A.M. get the platinum, fungus covered staff yall.

It's been 92 long days played of still strugglin',
petitions got me buggin, but I will ban on arrival,
I peep at the size of the queue,
and stay awake to the tears of the box, the list is deep,
A GM with a dream and plans to kill cream,
RMT scheme, they got banned at the paypal screen,
A young guide res'ing corpses and such, they never had much,
Trying to get a death touch on that boxers buffs
The petition forum played him short, now he faces permaban-ation,
Ragin', goin to reroll's his destination,
GM frozen in the back of solb, 40 holocaust,
Life as a newbie shouldn't be so rough,
But as the box turns I learned players are swell,
Living in a Norrath thats better than what they sell,
Every day I #zone from players givin chase, saving face
From this ddos rez race,
Though I don't know why I chose to be on staff,
I guess that's the time when I can help best,
But I'm in the database, and I ask what's his account id,
Ready to give up so I seek the old Nilbog,
Who explained choppin hands will help you maintain,
To learn to overcome the dirty whistles and pain,
We got killsteal kids, corrupt guilds and plat stocks,
SOW pots, all in the tunnel that stays hot,
Leave it up to me I only ban when there's proof,
I'll kick the truth, to the lvl 1 youth,
But newbie's runnin wild scammin cof's thinkin yeaa
And ain't tryin to hear the players sendin tells in his ear,
Neglect it for now yo but it gots to be accepted
That what? That bans are expected.

Pixels rule everything around me P.R.E.A.M. get the platinum, fungus covered staff yall.

[SamIamLegend]

lol I think derubael has you beat lol

[Hollywood]

....white kids

[Blizze]

Awesome thread.

[Awwalike]

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