Can Gugg handle the truth?

[Encroaching Death]

The 9/11 Vowe Conspiwacy awgues that the twin towews wewe not hit by pwanes extewnawwy. Instead, pwanes wewe buiwt inside the towews, and continuawwy infwated which eventuawwy caused a cowwapse.

The anonymous theowist, weviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numewous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a wesponse to the incweasing weight of the intewnaw aiwcwaft.

He highwights aweas in the footage that powtway peopwe and objects being viowentwy thwown out of the windows with fowce, as weww as smaww biwwows of steam and fiwe, happening at the wowew fwoow wevews of one of the towews.

"Wook at this shit. You'we tewwing me thewe's just wandom ass expwosions going on? Down hewe? We ain't even wemotewy cwose to whewe the pwane cowwided. Buww fucking howse shit.'

The theowist expwains that the pwanes wewe buiwt by "cwazed U.S. govewnment scientists who watched too much Doctow Who, it was wike that of a weaw wife TAWDIS expewiment".

"They buiwt these massive towews, fow what? Business? Heww nah, have you seen the economy pwe-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money now enewgy fow no goddamn towew of that size, and definitewy not two."

We asked why the expewiment wouwd take pwace in the middwe of a city as cwowded as NYC. The theowist wesponded:

"It's hidden in pwain sight. NYC's got aww the wesouwces in the wowwd, wight at youw disposaw. Nah, sewiouswy man, wook at these stweets, thewe's a fuckin' gawbage piwe up just down the woad. You know what kind of technowogy you can find in these piwes? Thewe's some fuckin' money to be made. Pwus you get to make a nationwide scawe if youw expewiment fucks up, and pubwicity means mowe money. They had aww to gain and nothing to wose."

The theowist expwains that any and aww footage taken inside the Twin Towews pwe-9/11 was simpwy simuwated, pwops, ow iwwusion. Footage of NYC wecowded in a position wespective to which the twin towews ovewwooked, was cweated via a cwevew sewies of miwwows owiginawwy souwcing fwom the "432 Pawk Avenue" buiwding.

The theowist cwaims that any and aww footage of the pwanes awe "so fake, it's waughabwe", he states: "Nobody saw any pwanes... not in weaw wife. Outside of what the TV stations wouwd teww you, not a singwe souw saw an actuaw, physicaw pwane hit the buiwdings. Heww, you couwd ask evewyone in New Yowk today, you won't find a singwe pewson who saw a pwane."

[reznor_]

Originally Posted by goblinmob [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I used to look up to you, dawg

that was your first mistake

[goblinmob]

Originally Posted by Encroaching Death [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The 9/11 Vowe Conspiwacy ...saw a pwane."

The way you typed that all reminded me of this friend I had back in the day. We all use to party and basically just play Risk like back to back to back together. But he couldn't say his Rs right he'd say them like Ws. But anyways one night we were doin the uzhe (idk how to slangify "usual") and a ways through the game he's like, "I'm attacking you all" and I glanced over like "hahahaha- yeah me too" and just continue on and he's like "Hey- I'm attacking you all!" Looking at me. I'm like "kbro.." and he's just looking at me
...
..."you all"
And he just kinda rolls his eyes and points to the board and he's pointing to URAL and I've had enough of the night to dismiss all restraint and I like can't. Stop. Myself from laughing! And the whole time we're rolling dice all I can sputter out between breaths from laughing so hard is "I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry" I can hardly stop laughing as I'm typing this

[goblinmob]

Originally Posted by reznor_ [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

that was your first mistake

I'm just fuckin with ya, dude

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by aussenseiter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This country has gone straight to hell since McDonalds changed their frying oil the second time.

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[Jobaber]

You guys ever take long braek away from Miky D's?

Then go back, and have a meal.

And the next day, you're like, god damn I want some Miky D's!

I think they have tommacco in their katchup.

[Crawdad]

He reminds me of the boomer who wants to shop at the mall but its closed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFSFw0gAu9Y

[Crawdad]

Originally Posted by Crawdad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

He reminds me of the boomer who wants to shop at the mall but its closed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFSFw0gAu9Y

Tell us why rangers can't bow. Why why tell us the reason why

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by Jobaber [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You guys ever take long braek away from Miky D's?

Then go back, and have a meal.

And the next day, you're like, god damn I want some Miky D's!

I think they have tommacco in their katchup.

I got the mad shits from the nanoprobes in all their food from this.