<Intensive Care> - A p99 guild that CARES

[Skylias]

Intensive Care is a guild on p99’s blue server with enough members to say we are a guild. We are similar to a bag of assorted candy (...including that one bag you recently stumbled upon and are now debating eating from, “Is this candy from two Halloweens ago?...Or wait, ...was that three years ago?”) and have no real intention of being anything else. We have a good variety in our guild and there is no real order to it's chaotic structure. In fact, we want to keep it that way. Sound incredibly exciting??!! IC focuses on personality and [lack of] skill/knowledge of the game - not by fitting a class or level quota. We like players who own Norrath with their sense of humor and good times.We are not interested in drama queens or greedy players. We even have some tradeskillers (aka “one”)! You want some hot cross buns made by a cleric aptly named “Godd(eu)”? Then, read on...

While joining IC is mostly based on the recommendation of a current guild member, an introduction post on our forums helps too. Screw filling out applications... We have enough paperwork to fill out in RL and we won't ask you do it for an effin' game.

Below is some text (pulled from IC’s forums) that might help you better discern if IC is for you.

Now some of you out there are looking for raiding guilds; some of you are looking for "wealthy-in-teh-plats" guilds; some of you are looking for guilds in which every member knows the game inside and out. We are not that guild. But....

• If you too consider anything more than one cleric in a guild overkill, we are the guild for you.

• If you ever thought that bards are FINE secondary healers, we are the guild for you.

• If your idea of crowd control is aggro, run, then root, then we are guild for you.

• If mana regen to you is the necro feeding the cleric while being healed by an SK, then we are the guild for you.

• If someone asks "Leezard clarity pls?" and you think, "Shit! I'm outta' bandages...", then we are the guild for you.

• If your idea of regen (possibly in both hp and mana forms) is clicking the "sit" key, then we are the guild for you.

• If you enjoy or do not mind "R" rated /gu chat, often full with uneventful mistells from time to time, then we are the guild for you.

• If you have ever wanted to utter the words, "Stand there and die like a real puller!!", then we are the guild for you.

• If you believe certain group mechanics (i.e. such as being designated the group's puller) is limited to certain classes, we are not the guild for you.

• If you enjoy having a good time and hanging out with some fun people, we most certainly are the guild for you.

If you are still interested…

1. Consider making an introduction post in the section appropriately labeled “ <3 General Discussion <3 “.
2. Find some IC members and group with them!
3. After you have experienced a group that truly cares, an officer will set up a time to chit chat with you.
4. If all goes well, you can jump in on our Discord voice channel and let the good times commence!

Forum website: http://intensivecarep99.proboards.com/

Who to contact:

Dreslyn - Guild Leader
Goddeu - Guild Officer (...also the guild's busy baker)
Yippykin - Guild Officer (...aka the guild’s master_of_wit)
Jayneweigh - Guild Officer (...the druid with her nose in not one, but TWO books)

[JboxCSU]

Those bunnies look nice.

Love your stream! Good luck on the crootin!

[Sorn]

This guild likes playing ChEQmate and dying for a chance at burritos.

[Saker]

Had to say Luv the post, the list is "If you"'s are excellent!

[Skylias]

Since we can't edit these posts, I wanted to update that I am no longer a contact for this guild.

If you want to know more about IC, I'm sure sending a tell to any players in the guild will work. Also, Yippykin can be found (make sure to look down - he is short) and can be of help to any adventures seeking a home with IC! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]