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Old 11-14-2017, 08:55 AM
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Old 11-14-2017, 06:32 PM
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Farzo is triumphant in wrestling the rest of the rent money from the last 4 roommates. After licking his envelopes to his many past due mortgage payments, he gives a nod and a tip of his morning Foster's to his country's patron Saint Steve Irwin. As he walks into his garage, ahem, converted two bedroom living space past it's 5 occupants and towards his car, he gives the noose hanging from the rafters a longing look. "not today, I've got p99 shit posting to do" he thinks too himself.


One day perhaps.



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Old 11-14-2017, 08:44 PM
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Farzo is triumphant in wrestling the rest of the rent money from the last 4 roommates. After licking his envelopes to his many past due mortgage payments, he gives a nod and a tip of his morning Foster's to his country's patron Saint Steve Irwin. As he walks into his garage, ahem, converted two bedroom living space past it's 5 occupants and towards his car, he gives the noose hanging from the rafters a longing look. "not today, I've got p99 shit posting to do" he thinks too himself.


One day perhaps.



Wipe it clean 2018.
You had kidney failure at 30 from bad diet and life style choices.

Gunna assume fat too coz of the above two reasons (bad diet, lifestyle choices)
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Old 11-14-2017, 11:20 PM
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You had kidney failure at 30 from bad diet and life style choices.

Gunna assume fat too coz of the above two reasons (bad diet, lifestyle choices)
Very wrong but sure. Even with all that, I'd still be happy to not be you.
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Old 11-15-2017, 01:29 AM
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Very wrong but sure. Even with all that, I'd still be happy to not be you.
You wont ever be me.

I dont log in to the forums at 2am to check if there was a quality post. LOL you should have just denied it instead of saying you left a web browser open.

Sorry you're fat, probably will have diabetes by the time your 40 and have had to already have a kidney transplant at 30 years old.
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Old 11-14-2017, 10:53 PM
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Thanks to Farzo and Drakar every single time I have met an Aussie i think they are bat shit crazy. Usually right tho. It comes with living in a country that wild life kills more people than guns. Were even gets leather skin at 30. Not knowing accents you could usually tell the aussies from the brits too by the tats and trailer park trash looks/mentality. Brits look like they live in a place that a croc or a dingo can kill you.
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Old 11-15-2017, 02:29 AM
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I'm 5'4",Asian, wear glasses, have diabetes and check a forum at 2am {I wonder if you know that America has different time zones, get back to us on that), I still don't share my house with a roommate and can afford to pay for professional CAD tools.

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Old 11-15-2017, 06:39 PM
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^this guy was dying of kidney faliure at 30.

He spent to close to a year in hospital hooked up to a dialysis machine preventing him from dying while he waited till a matching set of kidneys would become available.

While in hospital on his death bed he spent his time spamming the p99 forums for literally 12 hours a day with "you're rustled" gorilla images and started a discord channel for the sole purpose of gathering and discussing ingame (a game he has not played for 3.5 years) and forum activities.

After getting out of major life changing surgery and escaping death instead of questioning the bad life decisions and poor diet that lead him to critical kidney failure at the age of 30 he spends his time checking these foruns at 2am in the morning (his time). You'd think someone who almost died from their poor life decisions and bad diet would go out of their way to make better life decisions...like going for a jog, and eating healthy.

He now invents idea about someone who is actually achieving something in their life i.e making money trying to make jokes about it lol.

You're a fucking loser dude.
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Old 11-15-2017, 07:01 PM
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^this guy was dying of kidney faliure at 30.

He spent to close to a year in hospital hooked up to a dialysis machine preventing him from dying while he waited till a matching set of kidneys would become available.

While in hospital on his death bed he spent his time spamming the p99 forums for literally 12 hours a day with "you're rustled" gorilla images and started a discord channel for the sole purpose of gathering and discussing ingame (a game he has not played for 3.5 years) and forum activities.

After getting out of major life changing surgery and escaping death instead of questioning the bad life decisions and poor diet that lead him to critical kidney failure at the age of 30 he spends his time checking these foruns at 2am in the morning (his time). You'd think someone who almost died from their poor life decisions and bad diet would go out of their way to make better life decisions...like going for a jog, and eating healthy.

He now invents idea about someone who is actually achieving something in their life i.e making money trying to make jokes about it lol.

You're a fucking loser dude.
Fuck exercise, got that quadruple bypass surgery. My only regret is that McDonald's no longer super sizes their meals.

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Old 11-30-2017, 03:21 PM
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Bump.

1 month left.

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