The People vs. Nirgon. Charges: Illiteracy, Obstruction of Justice, Cowardice.

[Sethius Marlowe]

I bought a slingshot to fight in my war against the woodpecker at my apartment. And I left it outside with a sign and some pellets allowing others to fight the woodpecker.

But it got stolen. But the woodpecker is gone. So. hey. you win some you lose some.

[magnetaress]

*cops, is this your slingshot?*

[Sethius Marlowe]

I really don't understand how I'm supposed to take that comment.

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by Sethius Marlowe [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I really don't understand how I'm supposed to take that comment.

I don't know either. I just typed what god told me to. *careful not to idolize him? here* is this what responding directly to the universe feels like?

[Sethius Marlowe]

Bud are you alright?

[Sethius Marlowe]

16 more pages til 5th place, boys.

[Sethius Marlowe]

Not gonna get it with some bullshit love like this.

[deezy]

Originally Posted by Sethius Marlowe [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The case before the court today is the People vs. Nirgon of Dark Men of Odus, a purported parody guild filled with legit just like... really nice people. I mean, they're actually really nice guys.

The charges being brought before the defendant are as follows:

I. Illiteracy
II. Obstruction of Justice
III. Cowardliness

The people declare that Nirgon does not understand how to read, and thereby is possible unable to identify that Ramal Modo is Lamar Odom backwards. Lamar Odom, as the court will hear, is a famous african american basketball player.

The people also declare that Nirgon's tears have directly led to the deletion of an entire thread exposing his reluctance to face a fair trial and answer the subpoena which requires him to directly respond to the question. That question being, is Ramal Modo actually Lamar Odom spelled backwards.

The people finally also declare that Nirgon, while possibly a really nice guy, has displayed cowardice. Which, the court will recognize is not befitting of a proud Dark Man of Odus. Despite repeated opportunities to type two or three letters (No, or yes) Nirgon has repeatedly sought to evade justice by ignoring the question and responding with something that is just honestly.. like.. really shitty attempts at deflection that like a fucking four year old could recognize.

Let the trial commence.

Hear ye, Hear ye. All rise. The honorable.... someone.(?).. presenting

huh?

[magnetaress]

I stopped caring a long time ago. Surprised you didn't notice. Nirgon seemed ambivalent, now he seems to be pretty mad. I notice when he figured out my forum identy he went around to a bunch of threads and attempted to rip up the raid/pvp scene here and call everyone weak little kittens in his own way, basically he didn't use those words. I can feel it though. I feel like if you want to help nirgon you are going to have to understand that he has never felt pretty in his entire life. That is why he plays an erudite, because they, are at least handsome, but not pretty enough to trigger his innermost feelings of being a Myr elf. Pantheon is coming out soon though folks so he will have 1 more chance to live the dream.

[Baler]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Nirgon seemed ambivalent, now he seems to be pretty mad.