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Old 04-30-2023, 03:19 PM
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What, are they gonna sentence an amateur yet skilled harpist for deftly plucking out the eyes of an evildoer?


What's the lesson here? It actually is the plane, not the pilot, when it comes to managing how you deploy violence in your life.


Angry dude with handgun? Drake nah.


Angry harpist with lightning thumbs? Hells yeah.
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Old 04-30-2023, 03:20 PM
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I only have one eye. No gimme all your wallets!
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Old 05-01-2023, 11:26 AM
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I only have one eye. No gimme all your wallets!

Pro-tip: wear a mirrored eyepatch over the *good eye*


The fall for it every time and end up owing you a new glasser!
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Old 04-30-2023, 03:24 PM
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I can tell who are not actual females. Every woman knows that nail-file fits neatly right into your nasopharynx up into the frontal lobe.



That's why women always look intently at your face and nod when you are talking to them. They are keeping their sights leveled at all times. Just remember that. And if they smile? Baring teeth is a sign of eagerness. If they smile they are picturing the nail file nicking the optic nerve if you ... just .... hold .... stilll ....
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Old 04-30-2023, 04:16 PM
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I think we're getting a little sidetracked by immensely important and superior topic of exercising your god-given right to self-defense as much as possible. So I don't see how that relates to how one guy's video I watched about another guy's essay on stupidity defines stupidity as behavior that's harmful to both one's self and others.
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Old 04-30-2023, 04:34 PM
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These are Cipolla's five fundamental laws of stupidity:
  1. Always and inevitably, everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.
  2. The probability that a certain person (will) be stupid is independent of any other characteristic of that person.
  3. A stupid person is a person who causes losses to another person or to a group of persons while himself deriving no gain and even possibly incurring losses.
  4. Non-stupid people always underestimate the damaging power of stupid individuals. In particular, non-stupid people constantly forget that at all times and places, and under any circumstances, to deal and/or associate with stupid people always turns out to be a costly mistake.
  5. A stupid person is the most dangerous type of person.
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Old 04-30-2023, 04:43 PM
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Old 05-08-2023, 12:36 PM
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This is like the Incel manifesto, tell us you are scared of women without telling us
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Old 05-08-2023, 08:42 PM
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This is like the Incel manifesto, tell us you are scared of women without telling us
that red haired creature is a trans fay gate, and in that scenario is a prime contender to receive 12ga buckshot to the crotch

now that's what I call gender re-assignment surgery
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Old 05-09-2023, 01:03 PM
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This is like the Incel manifesto, tell us you are scared of women without telling us
trans women are women, right?
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