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[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by Xaanka [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

- i regularly suffer from bowel obstructions

u on shark fin extract pal?

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by Tassador [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

you want to break into Miami Seaquarium and free Lolita?

Posting stuff like this can get you in serious hot water pal.

Seen many pals shoot their mouth off on the internet this year with stuff just like that and get reported and saying I was kidding doesn't save you from the gross inconveniences that await you. Just sayin...

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by snufzaimoverlord [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

could afford to retire for Freedom 35 if I wanted to.

o i c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qju3i6hpKBY


freedom 55 not as good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQezUN-e0go

[Tassador]

Originally Posted by AzzarTheGod [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Posting stuff like this can get you in serious hot water pal.

Seen many pals shoot their mouth off on the internet this year with stuff just like that and get reported and saying I was kidding doesn't save you from the gross inconveniences that await you. Just sayin...

Oh come on how are you going to take a 30 ton dolphin? You're just a jerk par for the course here kid.

[shokar]

I wear tight pants and my shirts are all one size too small.

[Malevz]

I'm shocked I wasn't mocked for being a tranny. I know Empire celebrates my alternate lifestyle choices but on this message board I expected more mocking.

[Eslade]

Originally Posted by Tassador [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Oh come on how are you going to take a 30 ton dolphin? You're just a jerk par for the course here kid.

they made a documentary about it.
you dumb?

[Malevz]

Originally Posted by Eslade [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

they made a documentary about it.
you dumb?

Easily one of my favorite documentaries, right after Jersey Shore. Learned all about Jersey from that.

[Sylexis]

I sometimes secretly wish internet trolls and bad players were stabbed in the face.

Repeatedly.

With a rusted spork.

The above statements may or may not be true.

[Tassador]

Originally Posted by Eslade [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

they made a documentary about it.
you dumb?

Lol love that movie. But snowflake is like 300 elbows also Kimbo who has awesome restaurants in the ft. Lauderdale area never was on a super bowl team. That's the dude in the shower scene.