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Old 06-20-2013, 04:52 PM
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Wax not pluck. Chicks dig the metro look. Least the sexy ass ones do
Now, I will never adopt such a look but that Maroon 5 dude is highly sought after by Stepford wives and beach babes alike.
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Old 06-20-2013, 04:54 PM
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"before he's 30"

Illiterate.
Hey didn't you have a child with some fat chick you met at the Deli? Shouldn't you pretend to be a loving father.
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Old 06-20-2013, 04:55 PM
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Yeah he's telling other people to get their lives together and go outside and shit these days.
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Old 06-20-2013, 05:02 PM
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Wax not pluck. Chicks dig the metro look. Least the sexy ass ones do
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Old 06-20-2013, 05:04 PM
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anyone who rustles hairy's jimmies is a-okay in my book
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Old 06-20-2013, 05:06 PM
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he never said he was married he said he had kids and sucked 14 dicks so he could get paid.

Apparently it didn't pay off because he looks to be playing from a smelly / shitty apartment

perhaps your time is better spent sucking another 14 dicks? maybe you can get a better place.

maybe even a tanning bed session.
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Old 06-20-2013, 05:07 PM
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Does it make you mad that a dude that can wear make up gets more play than you ever dreamed of with gorgeous woman? Or are you just wanting attention from such a specimen in hopes he throws you a bone.
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Old 06-20-2013, 05:07 PM
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everyone getting there eq on for velious. l0l
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Old 06-20-2013, 05:08 PM
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If this is down time, Velious is going to be the most epic shit show
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Old 06-20-2013, 05:13 PM
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Lives in a trailer

2 kids with 2 different mothers

Failed two marriages before he even turned 30

Balding

Alcoholic

Hits on high schoolers in the mall (actually admitted to this in some post years back)

Equates meaningless sex with disease ridden guttersluts from bars to success in life

I admit defeat here. There's no way I can compete with such excellence. I doubt you're even the top of the food chain at your trailer park.
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