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Old 02-19-2015, 02:49 PM
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Old 02-19-2015, 04:44 PM
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Jesus. Either that guy only weighed like 110 pounds or that trash can was full of discarded nuclear fuel rods. He was moving pretty fast to hardly make the thing wobble.
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Old 02-20-2015, 11:58 AM
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LOL this shit is gold
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Old 02-20-2015, 12:51 PM
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i really wanna see the damage on the second guys face. faceplanting into a metal grate at that speed would be like grating cheese
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Old 02-20-2015, 01:10 PM
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in b4 Mitch Hedberg
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Old 02-20-2015, 01:17 PM
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True story:

About 30 years ago, we were coming back to the States from a European vacation. When we stopped in LaGuardia, the woman in front of us was this 70-odd-year-old Italian woman, probably from some rural area, who had never in her life seen an escalator. She was scared to death and wasn't getting on or letting anyone on. Stepdad picked her up by her smelly, sweaty, hairy armpits and planted her on it.

Don't know what she was saying to him after this, but it was about as un-pretty as she was. And her funk lingered on his hands for a while.
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Old 02-20-2015, 01:21 PM
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Old 02-20-2015, 01:31 PM
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