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Old 01-08-2016, 12:41 PM
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Default The Lost Adventures of Tekilya Wu'Tang- The End Times: Prolouge

Sweat glistening on his brow, the applicant stared at the ground in silence. His quivering hands were bound with duct tape, his face ravaged with bruises.

A bucket of urine sloshed into his face.

Muthai was walking in circles around him now.
“Answer the question peasant!!!”

“I don’t know Sir” replied the app.

A second bucket of urine sloshed into his face.
“ANSWER THE QUESTION CUCK” Muhthai roared

All at once the app broke into tears.
“I had to use the rest room, I was only gone for a minute, its was an honest mistake! I had been tracking nonstop for 13 hours, I swear it will never happen again”

“You think that is an excuse for you losing the Empire a Dragon? A DRAGON?" Happyhealz lowered his head into his hands to compose himself.

"Do you know what the problem is with your kind? You have no sense of loyalty, no sense of respect. How are we supposed to dominate the server and wake the sleeper without Vulak loot? Hrmm? “ he slapped the app across the face. “ANSWER ME!”

“I know I let you down, i'm sorry, I couldn’t hold it anymore”

“THEN USE A SOCK LIKE THE REST OF US” Happyhealz screamed

Shaking his head, Happy walked over to the trunk and pulled out an item.
“You’re sorry are you? We can both agree on one thing at least, it most certainly will never happen again”

Happyhealz looked at the jumper cables in his hands and grimaced, “messy business indeed, but we cannot lose any more FTE’s to the rebel alliance. An example must be made...”

As Happyhealz connected the cables to app’s nipples, he gave a nod to Mutahi to hit the light switch.

Convulsing in pain, the applicant shrieked in agony as electricity coursed through his body, ravaging him to his very bones. As his hitpoints began to rapidly decrease, his screen darkened and "LOADING PLEASE WAIT..." appeared. He soiled himself one final time before his lifeless corpse ceased to convulse.

From the darkest corner in the room Hokushin rose from his throne, the image of his deformed face distorted behind shadows and the eye patch he had come to fancy.

“Very good Happy – The loot council is pleased - Exalt, drag to corpse to the moat”

Exalts childlike mind rumbled with glee at Hokushins command.
"Der der, yessum massa, Ima do et right now. Exalt gud at corpsing thangs." Exalt began to chant "/corpse, /corpse, /corpse, /corpse, /corpse"

Happyhealz fell to his knees, “thank you master”

With barely restrained contempt, Hoskushin turned his back on the two simpletons.
“The time is near, ready the device”

“at once Sensei” Happy replied

Atop his tower, Hokushin rubbed his hands together as he gazed with cold regard across the face of Norrath.
“Soon my friends, so very soon now….”
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Old 01-08-2016, 12:42 PM
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more like Prolapse
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Old 01-08-2016, 01:04 PM
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Thought you were going to prison
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Old 01-08-2016, 02:07 PM
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From the darkest corner in the room Hokushin rose from his throne, the image of his deformed face distorted behind shadows and the eye patch he had come to fancy.

“Very good Happy – The loot council is pleased - Exalt, drag to corpse to the moat”
I dont know much about guilds / the raid scene / elf sim but dosnt <Rampage> run on dkp?
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Old 01-08-2016, 02:26 PM
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I dont know much about guilds / the raid scene / elf sim but dosnt <Rampage> run on dkp?
Last I checked it ran on the tears of Detoxx.
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Old 01-08-2016, 03:06 PM
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Thought you were going to prison
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Old 01-08-2016, 03:29 PM
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I was pardoned by the governor of Texas after my roleplay won the "CoF Roleplay Contest", truly a christmas miracle.
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Old 01-08-2016, 03:34 PM
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From Texas, plays Everquest, forumquest, and writes retarded long role play shit no one cares about. Confirmed fat.
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Old 01-08-2016, 04:15 PM
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theme good, but poor research.

the jumper cables being hooked up to a light switch was pretty glaring
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Old 01-08-2016, 04:52 PM
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theme good, but poor research.

the jumper cables being hooked up to a light switch was pretty glaring
Archer disagrees bro

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