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#1
03-22-2017, 07:21 PM
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I wrote a raunchy (but PG) Norrathian love song called "I Hope She Has A Human..."
I thought some of you would enjoy this. If you listen, thank you. I'm honored. Also, I'm taking song requests in this thread. Does some piece of Norrath lore seem worthy of a song to you? Or maybe you have a story about a personal adventure that would make a good Bard tale? Just let me know. I'll write songs for the ideas that inspire me. Be well, friends. -- TPB
Listen here: https://youtu.be/Phhx6E4PO14 I Hope She's Got A Human... I learned long ago not to be picky, but I can't seem to find my fish in the sea. She can have a Dark Elf smile and a Gnome's height. She can have Halfling feet and a Troll's overbite. But if I'm being perfectly blunt, I hope she's got a Human... A Half Elf like me is fine with a mutt. But even with an open mind, my love's in a rut. She can have a High Elf tan, a beard of Dwarf length, a Barbarian's gentle touch, and a Wood Elf's strength CHORUS Give her the caboose of an Ogre and Iksar scales, an Erudite ego and Drolvarg tail! Give her Froglok eyes and a Goblin grin, make her Kobold smart and Golem thin. CHORUS ...heart. | ||
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#3
03-23-2017, 12:46 PM
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...pussy?
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#4
03-23-2017, 02:17 PM
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I would like to request a song about the benevolent human monk Tekilya Wu'Tang battling the evil paladin dwarf Braknar for rights to the surname "wutang".
The saga ends on the sand of the Qeynos arena where Tekilya rips out Braknars still beating heart and eats in for the crowd. If you can work in Tekilya's trusty side kick (Filbus Furyfoot) that would be bonus points. Filbus is a half elf warrior and former prostitute who is addicted to a substance called Rustle Leaf (similar to opium). | ||
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#5
03-23-2017, 02:25 PM
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03-23-2017, 03:18 PM
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#7
03-23-2017, 03:18 PM
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Source material for the song should come from official P99 lore linked below
http://www.project1999.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=247564 | ||
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#10
03-23-2017, 08:59 PM
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Listen here: https://clyp.it/pd5ijkrl How Wutang Was Won This is the tale of how Wutang was won-- the clan that could only be one. The sands were hot in Qeynos that day. The arena crowds were gay. Tekilya reached into Braknar's chest and put that beating heart to rest. All cheered the death of the Paladin and Tek's bloody grin. But the truth none knew behind Tek's strength was Filbus Furyfoot's length. Taste of Rustle Leaf, a pre-fight shag, gave Tek the spirit of a stag. CHORUS (I somehow missed your link to the full tale at first. I'm sorry for subjecting you to my artistic interpretation. Sort of.) | |||
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Last edited by ThePeoplesBard; 03-23-2017 at 09:04 PM..
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