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Old 07-22-2011, 03:57 PM
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Old 07-22-2011, 03:59 PM
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Yo momma so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund.

Also works as a yo momma so poor joke. YO MOMMACEPTION
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Old 07-22-2011, 04:18 PM
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Yo momma so fat she jumped up and got stuck.
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Old 07-22-2011, 04:22 PM
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yo momma so greasy, pizza be wipin her face off before she eats it.
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Old 07-22-2011, 04:24 PM
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yo momma so fat that slathar won't even bother postin
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Old 07-22-2011, 04:30 PM
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yo mommas fingers so fat she can't troll threads, shes gotta ogre them
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Old 07-22-2011, 04:36 PM
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Your mother is so fat that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and she lost a few pounds, but it meant more that. It improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.
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Old 07-22-2011, 04:36 PM
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yo mamma so dumb i gave her a tomato and she threw it on the floor and yelled "I CHOOSE YOU, PIKACHU"
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Old 07-22-2011, 04:38 PM
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yo momma so fat that slathar won't even bother postin

yo mommas fingers so fat she can't troll threads, shes gotta ogre them
These are pretty good.

And topical!
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Old 07-22-2011, 04:45 PM
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Azeth is winning so far
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