Why I can no longer endure P99

Khaleesi · #1 08-02-2013, 01:34 PM

"WHY I CAN NO LONGER ENDURE P99"
by Daenerys Targaryen age 8
Ms. Whittaker's reading class

Why I can no longer endure P99 is because every time I watch something

with George Clooney, I think of Jeremy. In Ocean's Eleven, George is smug. On P99, Jeremy is smug. In Solaris, George is not really there. On P99, Alarti is not really ever there. In Syriana, George is involved with greedy people. On P99, Jeremy is involved with greedy people.

I asked a whole bunch of people why George and Jeremy are similar. The

crossing guard said it's not because of how they look. My bus driver said it's not because of their jobs. The P.E. teacher, Mr. Woods, said it's not because of their diet. Finally I asked my dad, and he said, "it's because they're both ***** ****"

I don't know what that last part means, so I am now finished and thank you for reading with my story

of Why I Can No Longer Endure P99.

Heebo · #2 08-02-2013, 01:52 PM

You getting your Jeremys and your Alartis mixed up.

Nirgon · #3 08-02-2013, 01:54 PM

I can no longer endure this thread

Sadre Spinegnawer · #4 08-02-2013, 02:02 PM

I heartily agree: there is nothing like a a few good bong hits and a good cup of coffee and a modest reflection on George Clooney movies and p99.

As the old beer ad used to say, it doesn't get better than this. Those who think it does get better than this, have never attended Ms Whittaker's reading class. She has the best weed, and knows how to brew some mean coffee. Plus, we watch movies, some decent, some so-so, but all in all, it's a pretty sweet class. I mean, what are your options in 5th grade, amirite?