<Nomsanto Industries Red> - Project 1999 Red's Premiere Baking Guild

[Greengrocer]

Hear ye! Hear ye!

<Nomsanto Industries Red> is currently seeking experienced bakers, brewers, hunters, foragers, gatherers, fishermen, fisherwomen, and fisherlizards to join our crew of proud purveyors of the finest cuisine in all of Norrath!

This could be your start to an exciting career in one of many stimulating trades, such as...

Baking

Brewing

Fishing

Hunting

Murdering

Gathering

Foraging

Meat Spinning

Swimming

Vending

Haggling

Eating

Drinking

Stock Boy

AND MANY MORE!

Interested? Inquire within! Send PM to Greengrocer with work history and salary requirements.

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<NOMSANTO INDSUTRIES RED>
SEE THE WORLD, KILL THE WORLD, EAT THE WORLD!™

[Potus]

I am a proud fisherlizard let me know when I can maintank the raid to the Brownie fort in Lesser Faydark.

[spigot]

Good guild. doing work. Handed out some fresh produce in MM yesterday then murdered a guy.

[Greengrocer]

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[Kergan]

Should sponsor a farmers market in EC tunnel where people can come hang out and have a sandwich then get murdered.

[BarackObooma]

Good idea Kergan, instead of a meet and greet, you could have a meat and beat.

[burdenday]

Originally Posted by BarackObooma [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Good idea Kergan, instead of a meet and greet, you could have a meat and beat.

That's why this man is president.

[Bodybagger]

Enjoyed the surprise pvp with your little traitorous low lvl guildies last night. What's the point of being guiglded if you're too chickenshit to fly the flag and only unflag for the YT shot as you gank a group member who is recovering?

Payback was so fun though... just a shame to break up a sick xp group... Who ganks the master looter anyways? Thanks for the 280pp guys and those 12 ears yall were bickering over that I was going to give to people who could hand in only.

Fly your Nomsanto flag high so I know to kill you on sight from now on chickenshits hahaha


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-Ninjaturtle<Flowers of Happiness>

[Portasaurus]

So I tagged some random people to the guild because "hey, why not?" ...right?

...And now I see this in the guild page. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If these new recruits are ruthlessly murdering innocent people and not even farming their meats then I would like to be notified about this. You guys haven't brought back a single meat yet and I'm catching wind that there are deaths. Deaths with no meat are senseless, irresponsible deaths, and this behavior will NOT be tolerated.

I may need to disband these new recruits if they are up to no good and not meating expectations.

[spigot]

Originally Posted by Bodybagger [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Enjoyed the surprise pvp with your little traitorous low lvl guildies last night. What's the point of being guiglded if you're too chickenshit to fly the flag and only unflag for the YT shot as you gank a group member who is recovering?

Payback was so fun though... just a shame to break up a sick xp group... Who ganks the master looter anyways? Thanks for the 280pp guys and those 12 ears yall were bickering over that I was going to give to people who could hand in only.

Fly your Nomsanto flag high so I know to kill you on sight from now on chickenshits hahaha


edit: Just by the way....
-Ninjaturtle<Flowers of Happiness>

Haha jesus christ. This joker was hoarding ears in HHK group -- me and group shaman killed this poor soul after we realized he wasn't going to share those ears. He knows damn well he wasn't planning on sharing them either.

his "payback" was calling in 2 more FoH clowns and not getting a YT.

Welcome to red, pal. Jewery is punished to the fullest extent.

My only regret is not saving the Lizard Meat for my dear leader. I must admit, in the frenzy of it all I devoured his corpse on the spot. I have failed you in this regard.

-Rygel, Fisherman and Researcher of Nomsanto