Blue lacking clerics?

[amos]

Is this true?

[Dirtytony]

sources confirm that in recent months the number of competent, able-bodied clerics has been diminishing with the recent outbreak of syphilis among dwarves and their smaller sex slaves the gnomes.

Due to these unprecedented events; and the fact that high elf clerics are known homosexuals the cleric populace has been in dire need of resurrection.

Of course one can always roll Euridite cleric but then one must suffer the rest of their lives as a ni**er

[JayN]

sources confirm that in recent months the number of competent, able-bodied clerics has been diminishing with the recent outbreak of syphilis among dwarves and their smaller sex slaves the gnomes.

Due to these unprecedented events; and the fact that high elf clerics are known homosexuals the cleric populace has been in dire need of resurrection.

Of course one can always roll Euridite cleric but then one must suffer the rest of their lives as a ni**er

^^

[senna]

clerics freaking everywhere

[senna]

Definitely a lack of monks with stupid character names however

[Adolphus]

Is this true?

For the sake of getting a rez faster, I'll say it's true.

[Tecmos Deception]

I've always wanted to say that there are too few clerics at like 1-50 but enough 51+, but they really just aren't necessary in groups if you have good shams, bards, necros, Druids, etc.

[mecherdon]

As being one of the Eurdite clerics you are referring too. I have to ask. Why do you always have to keep a black man down? :mad:

[Roku]

sources confirm that in recent months the number of competent, able-bodied clerics has been diminishing with the recent outbreak of syphilis among dwarves and their smaller sex slaves the gnomes.

Due to these unprecedented events; and the fact that high elf clerics are known homosexuals the cleric populace has been in dire need of resurrection.

Of course one can always roll Euridite cleric but then one must suffer the rest of their lives as a ni**er

This made me think of Blazing Saddles ... classic lol

[Vaildez]

Cleric's are duoing cause the xp is better =P

[ArumTP]

Sub 50 clerics there are few. 50+ there are many.

[Wotsirb401]

As being one of the Eurdite clerics you are referring too. I have to ask. Why do you always have to keep a black man down? :mad:

I have super powers. I am one of the black clerics who can also turn into another form of black! What does that make me ?

[Jesseca]

Really? I had no idea......I just thought the shortage was with Rangers. /shrug

[Stinkum]

There is a HUGE shortage of Druids, Monks, and Necros.

[Reapin]

Saw 2 level 1 clerics with epics this weekend. I thought I was playing on the Hidden forest server for a second.

This server is in sad shape.

[Kevynne]

^^

[Kevynne]

sources confirm that in recent months the number of competent, able-bodied clerics has been diminishing with the recent outbreak of syphilis among dwarves and their smaller sex slaves the gnomes.

Due to these unprecedented events; and the fact that high elf clerics are known homosexuals the cleric populace has been in dire need of resurrection.

Of course one can always roll Euridite cleric but then one must suffer the rest of their lives as a ni**er

Yu forgot that dark elf and human clerics are being corralled in concentration camps.

[webrunner5]

Once Velious comes out you will be a happy camper to have a Cleric in your group. :D Complete Heal is sort of needed.

[Weekapaug]

Really? I had no idea......I just thought the shortage was with Rangers. /shrug

Funny, my highest toon is a 52 Cleric. I guess that makes him my main, but I bounce around a lot depending on what I'm up for playing so I don't necessarily consider him that.

Just started a ranger.

[senna]

Funny, my highest toon is a 52 Cleric. I guess that makes him my main, but I bounce around a lot depending on what I'm up for playing so I don't necessarily consider him that.

Just started a ranger.

cool story bro

[ArumTP]

Once Velious comes out you will be a happy camper to have a Cleric in your group. :D Complete Heal is sort of needed.

Depends on whats being done. I remember quite clearly in velk's lab keeping my group healed with only the ability/time to heal with the velious HoT spell, clickey healing legs, and a nerfed donnals breastplate.

[webrunner5]

Depends on whats being done. I remember quite clearly in velk's lab keeping my group healed with only the ability/time to heal with the velious HoT spell, clickey healing legs, and a nerfed donnals breastplate.

A nerfed Donnal's breastplate with a 30 second cast time and a 7 minute cool down timer is surely not something I am going to DEPEND on as a Cleric. But every bit helps. The only real time I remember using it a lot was in raids after a rez, or last chance heal on MT in Raid when oom on Chain Healing. 400 mana for Complete Heal is not a ton with some good Velious mana gear on. But you bring up some good points. :D