Blue lacking clerics?

[amos]

Is this true?

[Dirtytony]

sources confirm that in recent months the number of competent, able-bodied clerics has been diminishing with the recent outbreak of syphilis among dwarves and their smaller sex slaves the gnomes.

Due to these unprecedented events; and the fact that high elf clerics are known homosexuals the cleric populace has been in dire need of resurrection.

Of course one can always roll Euridite cleric but then one must suffer the rest of their lives as a ni**er

[JayN]

Originally Posted by Dirtytony [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

sources confirm that in recent months the number of competent, able-bodied clerics has been diminishing with the recent outbreak of syphilis among dwarves and their smaller sex slaves the gnomes.

Due to these unprecedented events; and the fact that high elf clerics are known homosexuals the cleric populace has been in dire need of resurrection.

Of course one can always roll Euridite cleric but then one must suffer the rest of their lives as a ni**er

^^

[senna]

clerics freaking everywhere

[senna]

Definitely a lack of monks with stupid character names however

[Adolphus]

Originally Posted by amos [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Is this true?

For the sake of getting a rez faster, I'll say it's true.

[Tecmos Deception]

I've always wanted to say that there are too few clerics at like 1-50 but enough 51+, but they really just aren't necessary in groups if you have good shams, bards, necros, Druids, etc.

[mecherdon]

As being one of the Eurdite clerics you are referring too. I have to ask. Why do you always have to keep a black man down? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Roku]

Originally Posted by Dirtytony [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

sources confirm that in recent months the number of competent, able-bodied clerics has been diminishing with the recent outbreak of syphilis among dwarves and their smaller sex slaves the gnomes.

Due to these unprecedented events; and the fact that high elf clerics are known homosexuals the cleric populace has been in dire need of resurrection.

Of course one can always roll Euridite cleric but then one must suffer the rest of their lives as a ni**er

This made me think of Blazing Saddles ... classic lol

[Vaildez]

Cleric's are duoing cause the xp is better =P