[PIC] Uh, fascinating NPC text

[Qaedain]

High Keep.

http://imgur.com/GvQbH.png

[YendorLootmonkey]

ROFL!!!

EQ would be so much cooler if all the NPCs talked like that!

[Rogean]

Hmm..


if($text=~/all is not bright above the clouds/i){
$petitioner = $entity_list->GetClientByName($name);
$petitioner->CastToMob();
if ($petitioner) {
$distanceCHK = $petitioner->CalculateDistance($x, $y, $z);
if ($distanceCHK >= 4) {
quest::say("Come...closer.");
}
else {
#quest::say("I have no idea WTF to say here, so take this bracer and get yo ho back, bitches. Find The Highpass Hussy on the fourth floor.");
quest::summonitem(13108);
}
}
}Not sure how that got there...

[Grimfan]

The Highpass Hussy sounds like a dance though. A very entertaining one at that.

[ElanoraBryght]

Love it ;)

[Droop]

That made me almost choke on my cereal lol. Awesome!

[Aeolwind]

Original text didn't exist, just knew that there was a reference to the "Highpass Hussy", if you ask that NPC about it, she'll actually attack you lol. It was about 4am when I wrote that =P.

And that's an old distance check, people were hailing the mob through the wall and getting the quest vs actually, going and getting the key & it sounds like it is broken again =/. Will visit it again.

[Qaedain]

I almost want it to stay. :P

[Mournblade]

That shit is 100x funnier than any of the name humor and other stuff going on. Eenot the tiger, Guard Regis, etc.

[Volga]

Very much win !

[Estolcles]

I just did this quest. The Come Closer thing was awesome... then the payoff of the "WTF" comment was AWESOME!!!

It needs to stay. Just as a nice Easter Egg.

[Arclanz]

Hilarious! Love it! Keep it in.