Going Camping

[Shannacore]

...for the first time in liiiiike ten years. I own no camping gear so we are shopping for 100% of the stuff tomorrow morning (before we leave tomorrow afternoon. Hopefully we don't forget anything). What are your camping essentials? We're headed to Lathrop State Park.

[toosweet]

Lots of alcohol, condoms(optional) and anal lube...and a fucking tent

[Shannacore]

Lots of alcohol, condoms(optional) and anal lube...and a fucking tent

Anal lube is different than normal lube? Is it more.... lubey???

Alcohol, check. I have a stick in my arm, no need for condoms. Tent, check (I guess I lied when I said I was shopping for 100% of the items tomorrow). Bought an 8-person tent for two people so I can have a living room, bedroom, powder room, etc etc etc.

[LulzSect]

See you there!

[Millburn]

If you have any meds you need to bring make sure you pick up a pill container. They're small metal tubes on a string, usually airtight. Pharmacy drams ain't gonna keep shit out of your meds, especially humidity.

[HeallunRumblebelly]

Anal lube is different than normal lube? Is it more.... lubey???

Alcohol, check. I have a stick in my arm, no need for condoms. Tent, check (I guess I lied when I said I was shopping for 100% of the items tomorrow). Bought an 8-person tent for two people so I can have a living room, bedroom, powder room, etc etc etc.

Anal lube can contain desensitization medications. Don't recommend if you're raw doggin. Shit can make you flaccid quick. :o

[toosweet]

Fine dont bring anal lube, a little spit on her butthole works well too

[Twoberries]

BUG SPRAY! Nothing worse than a million six-legged flying vampires feasting on your life-juice. Buy lots, that shit don't go bad.

[Tasslehofp99]

I can't believe no one has mentioned sun screen yet. Bring it, use it liberally, and even if its cloudy. I can't tell you how bad of a sunburn I got once when it as completely overcast, I figured "Fuck it the sun isn't even out." Big mistake.

Bring some weed/hash imo, always a necessity for camping.


Flashlights, Water (duh), paper towels, trash bags (don't fucking litter!!), extra clothes incase it rains or something terrible happens. I would deffinetly bring pants and a long sleeve shirt even if its hot out, for avoiding mosquito bites.

[SamwiseRed]

a gun and make sure you have 4 wheel drive.

u going to elephant butte?

[Ames who?]

a gun and make sure you have 4 wheel drive.

u going to elephant butte?

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[Ahldagor]

toilet paper, basic first aid kit, a box of matches and a lighter, chairs, trash bags (leave no trace), a good knife, a gun if allowed and warranted by wildlife including humans, sunscreen if there's no shade, water in easily compacted containers, canned food, appropriate sleeping bags depending on environment, proper foot wear, a smaller tent

[SamwiseRed]

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elephant butte

http://www.naturallyamazing.com/americasparks/10276.jpg

a lake in the middle of NM basically. alot of people go camping and shit there including meh.

[SamwiseRed]

http://i.imgur.com/KX5ZzQl.jpg

[fishingme]

Id take a rope, never know when you're going to need one until you need one

[Shannacore]

a gun and make sure you have 4 wheel drive.

u going to elephant butte?

No, we're headed up to Colorado to camp with my fam. Now that we'll have camping gear, Elephant Butte is definitely on the to-do list though! Also really want to camp at White Sands, haven't been there at all yet.

[Whirled]

Check yo self~+ always police call your area.

^^
http://www.coleman.com/checklists/tent-camping-checklist/

**
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jKyg4nykyo

Where's the smokey the bear gifs and more?

[India]

air mattress and pump

[Rellapse40]

...for the first time in liiiiike ten years. I own no camping gear so we are shopping for 100% of the stuff tomorrow morning (before we leave tomorrow afternoon. Hopefully we don't forget anything). What are your camping essentials? We're headed to Lathrop State Park.

this aint fucking facebook

jesus christ

[mgellan]

Tent, check (I guess I lied when I said I was shopping for 100% of the items tomorrow). Bought an 8-person tent for two people so I can have a living room, bedroom, powder room, etc etc etc.

Those are the tents that blow away, crappy fibreglass poles snapping, in bad weather at Scout camps, while my kids are snug and dry in good quality 4 man tents with aluminum poles even in howling winds and torrential downpours.

Just in case anyone else is in the market get a good brand (Eureka for example) and keep it smallish, a 4 man tent is roomy for 2 adults, a 2 man is good for single adults. Get vestibules (parts of the fly that extend in front and back of the tent so you can store gear etc. in the back and keep muddy boots etc. in the front) and two doors front and back.

My $0.02.

Yours In Scouting,
Scouter Mg

[Ames who?]

elephant butte

http://www.naturallyamazing.com/americasparks/10276.jpg

a lake in the middle of NM basically. alot of people go camping and shit there including meh.

That looks p cool actually.

[Glenzig]

Water. Knife. Rifle. Small tent. Fishing pole. Matches. That is all.

[Rellapse40]

i hope some black guy reads this

goes there

n stick his big long penis in your butthole while u sleep

for being such a attention whore

u prolly posted this same shit on FB,Twitter and made a blog about it



no 1 cares u fat slut

[Ames who?]

i hope some black guy reads this

goes there

n stick his big long penis in your butthole while u sleep

for being such a attention whore

u prolly posted this same shit on FB,Twitter and made a blog about it



no 1 cares u fat slut

haha

[Tiggles]

i hope some black guy reads this

goes there

n stick his big long penis in your butthole while u sleep

for being such a attention whore

u prolly posted this same shit on FB,Twitter and made a blog about it



no 1 cares u fat slut

rofl.

Also, I hope you get eaten by a bear.

[Ahldagor]

i hope some black guy reads this

goes there

n stick his big long penis in your butthole while u sleep

for being such a attention whore

u prolly posted this same shit on FB,Twitter and made a blog about it



no 1 cares u fat slut

you need new material. you're worse than hbb now.

[Rellapse40]

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[Cookiefist]

...for the first time in liiiiike ten years. I own no camping gear so we are shopping for 100% of the stuff tomorrow morning (before we leave tomorrow afternoon. Hopefully we don't forget anything). What are your camping essentials? We're headed to Lathrop State Park.

Take an axe. Be sure to pick up and sticks, stones, and tennis balls that you may see lying around! Never know when cannibals might show up.

[Ahldagor]

http://ilawled.com/images/13128-Internet-White-Knight/fitted.jpg?1348981349

what is this 2010?

[emeianoite]

...for the first time in liiiiike ten years. I own no camping gear so we are shopping for 100% of the stuff tomorrow morning (before we leave tomorrow afternoon. Hopefully we don't forget anything). What are your camping essentials? We're headed to Lathrop State Park.

Bring alcohol, and a short single shot 12 gauge, get drunk and blow your face into the ceiling of that tent.


If not, at least bring the materials for it, might need it.


what is this 2010?

I fake chowed your mother in 2010.

[Ahldagor]

I fake chowed your mother in 2010.

you're some kind of special idiot to not understand what i was saying

[iruinedyourday]

Bring alcohol, and a short single shot 12 gauge, get drunk and blow your face into the ceiling of that tent.

I read this as if it was a real suggestion and almost spit out my kerns nectar all over my computer.

[Shannacore]

Camping was WAY fun. I am sun burnt as fuck. Our giant tent was awesome, had enough room for a queen sized blow up mattress, room for our giant cooler, a huge suit case AND room to walk around / stand up. Woop.

My favorite part was fishing. We probably spent a total of 25+ hours over the five day trip by the lake with booze and snacks. I caught two rainbow trout, and Sean caught a pretty big carp that wasn't keep-able. We're looking forward to checking out fishing spots in New Mexico.

Here's a few photos:

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Weird leaf I found at the lake

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#toughlife

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Trout

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Pretty views

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DAT TECHNIQUE

[Aussie]

If you need a tent, you don't have enough booze.

Nothing beats sleeping under dem stars.

[Daldolma]

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shirt is fantastic

[Glenzig]

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DAT TECHNIQUE

I can tell this guy knows his stuff. Young Angler?

[Tiggles]

www.facebook.com

[Swish]

Young Angler

Greengrocer take notes :p

[nndiro]

Id take a rope, never know when you're going to need one until you need one

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[Whirled]

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That's exactly what I was thinking when he typed:
...and... still waiting for part 3 too!^

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Id take a rope, never know when you're going to need one until you need one

[Greegon]

powder room, etc etc etc.

NICE you can skimp on the food then

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[Sidelle]

Nothing beats sleeping under dem stars.

shirt is fantastic

https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10429329_10203029848001859_5775021691845378409_n.j pg

Mmmm. Dat yummy-looking fish...

I'm jealous. I love camping but haven't been able to go for ages. Sounds like you had a great time. Nice pics. :)

[Tasslehofp99]

Told you to bring sunscreen.