Going Camping

Shannacore · #1 06-25-2014, 05:39 PM

...for the first time in liiiiike ten years. I own no camping gear so we are shopping for 100% of the stuff tomorrow morning (before we leave tomorrow afternoon. Hopefully we don't forget anything). What are your camping essentials? We're headed to Lathrop State Park.

toosweet · #2 06-25-2014, 05:41 PM

Lots of alcohol, condoms(optional) and anal lube...and a fucking tent

Shannacore · #3 06-25-2014, 05:44 PM

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Lots of alcohol, condoms(optional) and anal lube...and a fucking tent

Anal lube is different than normal lube? Is it more.... lubey???

Alcohol, check. I have a stick in my arm, no need for condoms. Tent, check (I guess I lied when I said I was shopping for 100% of the items tomorrow). Bought an 8-person tent for two people so I can have a living room, bedroom, powder room, etc etc etc.

LulzSect · #4 06-25-2014, 05:47 PM

See you there!

Millburn · #5 06-25-2014, 05:55 PM

If you have any meds you need to bring make sure you pick up a pill container. They're small metal tubes on a string, usually airtight. Pharmacy drams ain't gonna keep shit out of your meds, especially humidity.

HeallunRumblebelly · #6 06-25-2014, 06:05 PM

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Anal lube is different than normal lube? Is it more.... lubey???

Alcohol, check. I have a stick in my arm, no need for condoms. Tent, check (I guess I lied when I said I was shopping for 100% of the items tomorrow). Bought an 8-person tent for two people so I can have a living room, bedroom, powder room, etc etc etc.

Anal lube can contain desensitization medications. Don't recommend if you're raw doggin. Shit can make you flaccid quick. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

toosweet · #7 06-25-2014, 06:16 PM

Fine dont bring anal lube, a little spit on her butthole works well too

Twoberries · #8 06-25-2014, 09:06 PM

BUG SPRAY! Nothing worse than a million six-legged flying vampires feasting on your life-juice. Buy lots, that shit don't go bad.

Tasslehofp99 · #9 06-25-2014, 10:50 PM

I can't believe no one has mentioned sun screen yet. Bring it, use it liberally, and even if its cloudy. I can't tell you how bad of a sunburn I got once when it as completely overcast, I figured "Fuck it the sun isn't even out." Big mistake.

Bring some weed/hash imo, always a necessity for camping.

Flashlights, Water (duh), paper towels, trash bags (don't fucking litter!!), extra clothes incase it rains or something terrible happens. I would deffinetly bring pants and a long sleeve shirt even if its hot out, for avoiding mosquito bites.

SamwiseRed · #10 06-25-2014, 11:14 PM

a gun and make sure you have 4 wheel drive.

u going to elephant butte?