Attention Smaller Population Guilds

[Shift]

I figured I would give you guys a chance at bigger raid content currently I would say my guild Veloci Shift is the biggest guild on the server and very active all hrs around the clock.

What I propose to you all If you're wanting to get involved in a Guild that does guild events, activities, raids, dungeon crawls, and just straight up off the wall hailirous conversation and stories over Team speak or Discord.

Because I would be willing to let smaller guilds merge into Veloci Shift as long i can have a board meeting with the fellow Guild leaders on TeamSpeak and see what their future goals, and what ideas they bring to the table.

small guilds not have fast enough progression like they would like too.

Any time of the night i can just mobilize my troops and we have at least 3 groups from 40 to 60 ready to rock em sock em robots these creatures that spew phat lewts.

If this peeks your interest PM or

go to Www.Vsp99.gamerlaunch.com

Fill out the application, sign up and

post your

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We help with epics, quests , xp groups. even power lvling if your into that mni max world.

[Tecmos Deception]

I want to be like the guy who wrote the Burned Woods story so I can make fun of you for using run on sentences, capitalizing letters in the middle of sentences, etc. But your post did peek my interest. I will admit that much.

[Tecmos Deception]

So there I was.....minding my own business in The Overthere, when all of a sudden I see the message: "d00d sow plz".

Of course, my natural instinct was not to answer, since I thought the clueless newb (hereafter referred to politely as "the petitioner") must have been poorly informed at best.

Boy was I ever wrong.

I switch out of 1st person into an external camera, and what did my wandering eyes behold? Only myself and the petitioner.

So I says to myself...."Self? You need to edumacate this fella!"

(Keep in mind what the overall setting looked like: There I was, in skeleton form, carrying a scythe, FLOATING IN MIDAIR IN A MEDITATING POSITION, with a LARGE dark-brown skeleton named "Gibober" standing behind me. Ummm....No, skippy, I'm not a druid or a shaman.)

I say "Wish I could, bro, but I don't have SoW. I'm a Necromancer."

The Petitioner says, "$#*&@#$ thingy, sow me already! it's for a cr"

Feeling as if my feathers had been ruffled a bit, I do a "/who all dumbas..." (um..pardon..I meant "/who all petitioner")

This is where I discovered the "/who all" bug. Certainly it must have been a bug, right? There's NO WAY IN CREATION the dumbas...err...petitioner could have been a level 31 Dark Elf Wizard, right? RIGHT?? /em begins to cry like a little girl.

Well, needless to say, I couldn't have been any more shocked than if my pet began dancing an Irish Jig. I quickly begin the arduous task of maintaining my composure, while deciding how best to deal with this tricky situation.

I say, "Necromancer's can't cast SoW".

Petitioner says, "Bull@#$%! you cast a spell while you were running and you sped up! i couldn't catch you until you sat down! if you're not going to sow me just say so you dont have to be a thingy about it a...hole"

Yes I know....he didn't use any punctuation in that last sentence.

I say, "I have JBoots."

He says, "what are they"

Before I have a chance to pick my chin up off the floor....

Petitioner asks, "can you buff my hps my hp sux"

I say, "I can't buff you, dude. I'm a necromancer. I only have one buff that you would probably want."

He says, "yeah the one you won't give me thingy"

Ok. Time to have fun with the hopelessly clueless.

I say, "Why do you need a sow?"

He says, "i need to get to burned woods to hunt. sumbody said its perfect for my level"

Yep. That's what he said......"burned woods".

I say, "man are you ever in the wrong place."

He says, "?"

Apparently he found the "question mark" key conveniently located nearby other various and sundry communication facilitators.

I didn't answer him.

He repeats, "??"

Found it twice...good for him.

He repeats, ""

Having an IQ greater than plantlife, I sensed a pattern forming.

I say, "You are NO WHERE near Burned Woods."

He says, "my friend told me it was in kunark"

I say, "Yeah, the operative word there is 'WAS'. There was a major patch a couple of months ago after a bunch of complaints were filed about 'static content'."

He says, "?"

I say, "!"

He says, "?"

I say, ","

He says, "wth"

I say, "no, already have some."

He says, "?"

I don't respond.

He says, "so where the @#$% is burned woods"

He lost the question mark button again. Probably popped off when he was sniffing his feet.

I say, "Well, THIS week it's south of Freeport. It changes with every patch, since they began randomizing zone locations."

My guild is hysterical at this point. And I haven't even told them the ENTIRE story yet. Just snippets.

He says, "@#$% i just got off the boat"

I say, "You don't need the boat."

He says "why"

I say, "You're a wizard!"

He says, "how you know that"

I say, "I did a /wh...nevermind....the important thing is you have teleportation spells."

He says, "oh yeah the green ones"

I nod.

I say, "Yep. The 'green ones'. Pretty nice how you have them grouped by color."

He says, "thx"

I say, "How'd you think about doing it that way?"

He says, "they were all @#$%## up when i got this char"

I say, "Sit down and mem the spell 'Fay Gate'."

He says, "why"

Question mark key is on the ground in front of your chair, guy. Mixed in with your collection of boogers.

I say, "It's going to put you within spitting distance of Burned Woods."

He says, "how do you know"

I say, "All patch messages come with a zone connection map."

He says, "oh"

I say, "Ok. You have it memmed now?"

He had just stood up after what I assumed was meditating/looking at his spell book.

He says, "yeah"

I say, "Ok. Cast the spell and let me know when you get there."

Dumba...errr....Petitioner begins to cast a spell.

A LONG time goes by.....ok, maybe 5 minutes
I still haven't heard from him.

Getting curious:

I tell petitioner, "Are you there yet?"

No reply. No reply at all. [Yes, I'm a Genesis fan... ]

Obviously he's there, or my tell wouldn't have gone through.

I tell petitioner, "Hit the 'r' key to reply to me."

He replies, "i'm here now where do i go."

Right idea....wrong punctuation mark. Oh well. "C" for effort.

I tell petitioner, "Ok, do you see a hotkey on the screen that says 'Sense Heading'?"

He replies, "no"

I reply, "Hit the arrow buttons one by one until you see one."

It was a guess, but an educated one.

He replies, "found it"

I reply, "Click on it."

He replies, "north"

I reply, "Ok, you need to head east along the path. Keep going until the path turns north. When it forks to the right, take the right fork."

He replies, "ok"

Who knows, maybe the guy who sold his account on Ebay worked his Felwithe faction up.

He replies, "sumbody told me i shouldnt be here cause i'm a dark elf"

I reply, "They were roleplaying."

He replies, "oh hehe @#$%@#$ morons ;P"

Priceless. Utterly priceless, I tell you.

I reply, "Where are you?"

He replies, "i see something now. looks like a castle"

I reply, "Run into the castle as fast as you can. The guards might give you some trouble, just keep running."

Yeah...damned conscience started kicking in.

A fairly long period of time passes. Not sure how long, but longer than I was expecting.

I tell petitioner, "What happened?"

As if I didn't know....

He replies, "my spells are gone!"

I reply, "What happened?"

He replies, "i died why"

I reply, "Oh man! Did I tell you to run east or west?"

He replies, "east wth"

I reply, "Yikes. My bad. You should have run west."

He replies, "?"

I reply, "So where are you now?"

He replies, "how can i tell"

I reply, "Look right after you see 'Loading please wait'. It should tell you 'You have entered [zone]'."

He replies "it doesnt say [zone] there."

After smacking my head against my monitor....

I reply, "What does it say in place of [zone]?".

Get this....

He replies, "Burning Woods"

I nearly fell out of my chair! I couldn't have PLANNED it that way!

He replies, "is that the same as burned woods"

I reply, "No, but you're close. Start running south so you can get your corpse back."

He replies, "i have to get my corpse back??"

/ignore petitioner


Moral of the story: EBay...Just Say No!

Out of sheer curiosity, I took him off ignore later to find out what happened.

I tell petitioner, "How's it going?"

He replies, "wth? where you been"

I reply, "been afk, sorry."

He replies, "got my corpse back. some dude rezzed me."

My conscience somewhat eased...

I reply, "Really? Cool! Where are you now?"

He replies, "iceclad ocean"

I scratch my head a few times.

I reply, "Why Velious?"

He replies, "the guy that rezzed me told me burned woods was in western wastes this week"

I don't recall exactly how long it took me to stop laughing. I stopped breathing shortly before my dog dialed 911.

He replied, "@#$%&* wouldnt sow me either. what is that sh#$ gold?"

That's what finally killed me. I'm writing this from the afterlife.

[Shift]

Actually your theory is wrong I would allow the other guild leaders be apart of the DKP system & CEO's, Chairman's, Vice Presidents etc of Veloci Shift.

Even though we got by military militia ranks Leut,corp,sarge etc.

So no backstabbing tom fulliery while I am the Godhead of VS.

One thing you will learn about me my guild does not run off greed it's the need.
X factor that plays a big roll, we help each other with anything if we got the numbers to down a mob so be it or help a newbie gear up, it's what we do.

Absorbing guilds, will give

100 dkp for 58 to 60s
75 dkp for 53 to 57
50 dkp for under 52

Loot council will be 95% old VS players and 5% to adsorb guilds

After 1 year, adsorbs will become VS full members


Sorry too easy of a target.

[pickled_heretic]

I was thinking about joining the fear pug raid with my unguilded 60 enc... but the "VS gets preferential loot rights on anything that matters" is pretty much the greediest thing you can do and get away with on a pug raid.

[Tupakk]

I would like to see you guys mobilize 40 ppl. As far as I've seen y'all barely scrap much together and use the PuGs to help get you guys rolling.


Honestly you seem a bit pretentious if you think you run the largest guild on the server but hey prove me wrong let's see those numbers, cause I know what we are rocking and what most of the other guild have in their crew and most are sitting triple digits.

On top of that even if you picked up a few guilds do you think the other guilds would want to dissolve what they have to potentially lose members because people being greedy. The list goes on on.

I will give you credit that you are putting yourself out there and trying to acquire more people for content but this isn't the way to do it.

If yall want more content you merge with a raiding guild cause that's gonna be your best option.

Big swallows little

[Thulack]

I would like to see you guys mobilize 40 ppl. As far as I've seen y'all barely scrap much together and use the PuGs to help get you guys rolling.


Honestly you seem a bit pretentious if you think you run the largest guild on the server but hey prove me wrong let's see those numbers, cause I know what we are rocking and what most of the other guild have in their crew and most are sitting triple digits.

On top of that even if you picked up a few guilds do you think the other guilds would want to dissolve what they have to potentially lose members because people being greedy. The list goes on on.

I will give you credit that you are putting yourself out there and trying to acquire more people for content but this isn't the way to do it.

If yall want more content you merge with a raiding guild cause that's gonna be your best option.

Big swallows little
This guy joined Taken like 3 years ago to if i remember right "learn how to lead raids and get loot so I create my own guild and raid". At least he sees through on his long term goals...kinda

[Erati]

This guy joined Taken like 3 years ago to if i remember right "learn how to lead raids and get loot so I create my own guild and raid". At least he sees through on his long term goals...kinda

memory is correct big Thuls. Good work :cool:

[nectarprime]

So the leader of the biggest guild on the server has an Anonymous fanboy avatar and sig. Am I being trolled?

[Fire Beetle]

I guess VS joining Aftermath failed.

[fadetree]

OK, once and for all. it's :

PIQUE

not

PEEK

as in "piques your interest".

Thank you. Now that that's over, I approve Veloci Shift's open raids.

[Spyder73]

300 level 60's geared to the teeth in nToV say you don't have the largest guild on the server.

[koros]

I want to be like the guy who wrote the Burned Woods story so I can make fun of you for using run on sentences, capitalizing letters in the middle of sentences, etc. But your post did peek my interest. I will admit that much.

If you're going to make fun of his grammar, you should probably spell 'pique' correctly.

Edit: Looks like FT beat me to it.

[Phenyo]

Is this satire?

So the leader of the biggest guild on the server has an Anonymous fanboy avatar and sig. Am I being trolled?

lol

[zanderklocke]

I want to be like the guy who wrote the Burned Woods story so I can make fun of you for using run on sentences, capitalizing letters in the middle of sentences, etc. But your post did peek my interest. I will admit that much.

Tecmos, you can't criticize someone's grammar and use the wrong version of pique.

EDIT: Just saw someone posted this above, so I'm late to the party.

[Spyder73]

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#NeverForget

[Tecmos Deception]

If you're going to make fun of his grammar, you should probably spell 'pique' correctly.

Edit: Looks like FT beat me to it.

Holy fuck. Did you really just think that I didn't know exactly what I was doing when I said spelled it "peek"? Lol.

[Phenyo]

I'D SAY THIS IS A BAD IDEA OP

look mum i posted it again

[Tecmos Deception]

Tecmos, you can't criticize someone's grammar and use the wrong version of pique.

EDIT: Just saw someone posted this above, so I'm late to the party.

Shame on you, Zander. How long did you play with me and read me typing ingame every day. Did you ever see me say "were are you guys grouped today?" or "who's camp is it?" or "let's play pique-a-boo in HS east, winner gets 1000pp"?

I guess I coulda added another line to my post using his spelling of hilarious too, to make it more clear that I was making fun of his spelling and not actually ignorant myself though.

[Pokesan]

OP come back to Off Topic and spam about the Illuminati some more please

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1998086&postcount=6927

[Webeporting]

Why does everyone have to be critical dicks? The guy clearly doesn't speak English as his first language, so what? Fuck off people, grow up. This guild/guild leader is actually a nice guy. Do your thing Veloci, good luck.

[Varren]

Why does everyone have to be critical dicks?

Dont you dare call me that.

[Syncmasterpen]

I'm new what noob guilds are there?

[koros]

Holy fuck. Did you really just think that I didn't know exactly what I was doing when I said spelled it "peek"? Lol.

Touche. I didn't realize OP used it too.

[Clasick]

Serious Question

Isn't this Hyjal/Shea's guild ?

[Pokesan]

Why does everyone have to be critical dicks? The guy clearly doesn't speak English as his first language, so what? Fuck off people, grow up. This guild/guild leader is actually a nice guy. Do your thing Veloci, good luck.

Shift is mentally ill

my good chum

[Tasslehofp99]

The OP reminds me of that delusional guy who thinks hes like a world boxing champion because he can sucker punch people who he fools into "Sparring." Anyone seen this guy before? lol Charlie Zelenoff I think is his name, link to get an idea:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQbBpcDafIs

[SowIsLifeSowIsLove]

The OP reminds me of that delusional guy who thinks hes like a world boxing champion because he can sucker punch people who he fools into "Sparring." Anyone seen this guy before? lol Charlie Zelenoff I think is his name, link to get an idea:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQbBpcDafIs

Enjoyed

[fadetree]

Holy fuck. Did you really just think that I didn't know exactly what I was doing when I said spelled it "peek"? Lol.

I suspected you were, I was mostly talking to the OP, and to the NUMEROUS other places I've seen it over the last couple days.

[gildor]

critical dick is an AA, luclin content..#notclassic

[RDawg816]

We help with epics, quests , xp groups. even power lvling if your into that mni max world.
Do you also encourage your members to beg for free gear in EC? I met a druid in your guild the other day that did just that....

[Tupakk]

Why does everyone have to be critical dicks? The guy clearly doesn't speak English as his first language, so what? Fuck off people, grow up. This guild/guild leader is actually a nice guy. Do your thing Veloci, good luck.


Not to be rude then, but if he didn't mean what he said then what did he mean?

Cause it reads pretty English to me.

I'm still waiting on the numbers. OP.

[khandman]

300 level 60's geared to the teeth in nToV say you don't have the largest guild on the server.

That's just 1 person with all their alts ;)

[Shift]

OP come back to Off Topic and spam about the Illuminati some more please

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1998086&postcount=6927

whoa whoa whoa hold your horses so you believe nothing will happen humm i will just leave this here.

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[Shift]

Do you also encourage your members to beg for free gear in EC? I met a druid in your guild the other day that did just that....

I was not aware of one of my players begging in ec tunnel.

[Ravager]

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What would he do all day if he did?

[Teako]

Guild leader and officers advocate/support telling active duty servicemen to kill themselves on national holidays.

Just food for thought if you're going to consider merging.

Offered Kishift logs of it. He flat out logged off and ignored me ever since.

[nectarprime]

whoa whoa whoa hold your horses so you believe nothing will happen humm i will just leave this here.

7642

7643

Dude posting those masks does not make you look cool, threatening, or smart. It makes you look like an idiot.

[RDawg816]

I was not aware of one of my players begging in ec tunnel.
He was a level 23 druid. I'd have to check logs for his name. Once he found out I wasn't giving him gear, he stopped responding. Imagine that...

[Phenyo]

He was a level 23 druid. I'd have to check logs for his name. Once he found out I wasn't giving him gear, he stopped responding. Imagine that...

I bet this was Freesky, guys been on my radar for a while with similar shit.

[RDawg816]

That does sound familiar...

[fuark]

Lol /\

He was sending me tells begging while he was in Mistmoore and I was in EC.

[Shift]

So any Guilds seeking to merge

like

Divinity

or

Moonlight Crusaders

Haggard Krew

left out there seeking refugee Veloci Shift will take you in with open arms.

Pst Thanks

Sincerely , Kishift GL of Veloci Shift

[Tupakk]

None of those guilds even exist, give it up man nobody is going to merge with you. Ya screwed the pooch.

[Shift]

Guild leader and officers advocate/support telling active duty servicemen to kill themselves on national holidays.

Just food for thought if you're going to consider merging.

Offered Kishift logs of it. He flat out logged off and ignored me ever since.

wait what are you talking about?

let me see these made up logs

I call your bluff dude,.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

it's "piqued"

[Comptonlive]

"Hey small guilds, wanna ditch your community? Want to never know anyone in guild when you log in? Want to be thankful you have an opportunity for end game content without loot rights?"

Ya, no thanks. The new "biggest guild" will go the way of Knights Who Say Ni any month now.

[Tasslehofp99]

Is this Kishift guy legit mentally retarded? I can never quite tell.

I think hes just like Charlie Zelenoff.


If you don't know who this is, youtube the name.


So any Guilds seeking to merge

like

Divinity

or

Moonlight Crusaders

Haggard Krew

left out there seeking refugee Veloci Shift will take you in with open arms.

Pst Thanks

Sincerely , Kishift GL of Veloci Shift

haha