Attention Smaller Population Guilds

[Shift]

I figured I would give you guys a chance at bigger raid content currently I would say my guild Veloci Shift is the biggest guild on the server and very active all hrs around the clock.

What I propose to you all If you're wanting to get involved in a Guild that does guild events, activities, raids, dungeon crawls, and just straight up off the wall hailirous conversation and stories over Team speak or Discord.

Because I would be willing to let smaller guilds merge into Veloci Shift as long i can have a board meeting with the fellow Guild leaders on TeamSpeak and see what their future goals, and what ideas they bring to the table.

small guilds not have fast enough progression like they would like too.

Any time of the night i can just mobilize my troops and we have at least 3 groups from 40 to 60 ready to rock em sock em robots these creatures that spew phat lewts.

If this peeks your interest PM or

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We help with epics, quests , xp groups. even power lvling if your into that mni max world.

[Tecmos Deception]

I want to be like the guy who wrote the Burned Woods story so I can make fun of you for using run on sentences, capitalizing letters in the middle of sentences, etc. But your post did peek my interest. I will admit that much.

[koros]

Originally Posted by Tecmos Deception [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I want to be like the guy who wrote the Burned Woods story so I can make fun of you for using run on sentences, capitalizing letters in the middle of sentences, etc. But your post did peek my interest. I will admit that much.

If you're going to make fun of his grammar, you should probably spell 'pique' correctly.

Edit: Looks like FT beat me to it.

[Tecmos Deception]

Originally Posted by koros [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If you're going to make fun of his grammar, you should probably spell 'pique' correctly.

Edit: Looks like FT beat me to it.

Holy fuck. Did you really just think that I didn't know exactly what I was doing when I said spelled it "peek"? Lol.

[koros]

Originally Posted by Tecmos Deception [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Holy fuck. Did you really just think that I didn't know exactly what I was doing when I said spelled it "peek"? Lol.

Touche. I didn't realize OP used it too.

[Clasick]

Serious Question

Isn't this Hyjal/Shea's guild ?

[fadetree]

Originally Posted by Tecmos Deception [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Holy fuck. Did you really just think that I didn't know exactly what I was doing when I said spelled it "peek"? Lol.

I suspected you were, I was mostly talking to the OP, and to the NUMEROUS other places I've seen it over the last couple days.

[zanderklocke]

Originally Posted by Tecmos Deception [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I want to be like the guy who wrote the Burned Woods story so I can make fun of you for using run on sentences, capitalizing letters in the middle of sentences, etc. But your post did peek my interest. I will admit that much.

Tecmos, you can't criticize someone's grammar and use the wrong version of pique.

EDIT: Just saw someone posted this above, so I'm late to the party.

[Tecmos Deception]

Originally Posted by zanderklocke [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Tecmos, you can't criticize someone's grammar and use the wrong version of pique.

EDIT: Just saw someone posted this above, so I'm late to the party.

Shame on you, Zander. How long did you play with me and read me typing ingame every day. Did you ever see me say "were are you guys grouped today?" or "who's camp is it?" or "let's play pique-a-boo in HS east, winner gets 1000pp"?

I guess I coulda added another line to my post using his spelling of hilarious too, to make it more clear that I was making fun of his spelling and not actually ignorant myself though.

[Tecmos Deception]

So there I was.....minding my own business in The Overthere, when all of a sudden I see the message: "d00d sow plz".

Of course, my natural instinct was not to answer, since I thought the clueless newb (hereafter referred to politely as "the petitioner") must have been poorly informed at best.

Boy was I ever wrong.

I switch out of 1st person into an external camera, and what did my wandering eyes behold? Only myself and the petitioner.

So I says to myself...."Self? You need to edumacate this fella!"

(Keep in mind what the overall setting looked like: There I was, in skeleton form, carrying a scythe, FLOATING IN MIDAIR IN A MEDITATING POSITION, with a LARGE dark-brown skeleton named "Gibober" standing behind me. Ummm....No, skippy, I'm not a druid or a shaman.)

I say "Wish I could, bro, but I don't have SoW. I'm a Necromancer."

The Petitioner says, "$#*&@#$ thingy, sow me already! it's for a cr"

Feeling as if my feathers had been ruffled a bit, I do a "/who all dumbas..." (um..pardon..I meant "/who all petitioner")

This is where I discovered the "/who all" bug. Certainly it must have been a bug, right? There's NO WAY IN CREATION the dumbas...err...petitioner could have been a level 31 Dark Elf Wizard, right? RIGHT?? /em begins to cry like a little girl.

Well, needless to say, I couldn't have been any more shocked than if my pet began dancing an Irish Jig. I quickly begin the arduous task of maintaining my composure, while deciding how best to deal with this tricky situation.

I say, "Necromancer's can't cast SoW".

Petitioner says, "Bull@#$%! you cast a spell while you were running and you sped up! i couldn't catch you until you sat down! if you're not going to sow me just say so you dont have to be a thingy about it a...hole"

Yes I know....he didn't use any punctuation in that last sentence.

I say, "I have JBoots."

He says, "what are they"

Before I have a chance to pick my chin up off the floor....

Petitioner asks, "can you buff my hps my hp sux"

I say, "I can't buff you, dude. I'm a necromancer. I only have one buff that you would probably want."

He says, "yeah the one you won't give me thingy"

Ok. Time to have fun with the hopelessly clueless.

I say, "Why do you need a sow?"

He says, "i need to get to burned woods to hunt. sumbody said its perfect for my level"

Yep. That's what he said......"burned woods".

I say, "man are you ever in the wrong place."

He says, "?"

Apparently he found the "question mark" key conveniently located nearby other various and sundry communication facilitators.

I didn't answer him.

He repeats, "??"

Found it twice...good for him.

He repeats, ""

Having an IQ greater than plantlife, I sensed a pattern forming.

I say, "You are NO WHERE near Burned Woods."

He says, "my friend told me it was in kunark"

I say, "Yeah, the operative word there is 'WAS'. There was a major patch a couple of months ago after a bunch of complaints were filed about 'static content'."

He says, "?"

I say, "!"

He says, "?"

I say, ","

He says, "wth"

I say, "no, already have some."

He says, "?"

I don't respond.

He says, "so where the @#$% is burned woods"

He lost the question mark button again. Probably popped off when he was sniffing his feet.

I say, "Well, THIS week it's south of Freeport. It changes with every patch, since they began randomizing zone locations."

My guild is hysterical at this point. And I haven't even told them the ENTIRE story yet. Just snippets.

He says, "@#$% i just got off the boat"

I say, "You don't need the boat."

He says "why"

I say, "You're a wizard!"

He says, "how you know that"

I say, "I did a /wh...nevermind....the important thing is you have teleportation spells."

He says, "oh yeah the green ones"

I nod.

I say, "Yep. The 'green ones'. Pretty nice how you have them grouped by color."

He says, "thx"

I say, "How'd you think about doing it that way?"

He says, "they were all @#$%## up when i got this char"

I say, "Sit down and mem the spell 'Fay Gate'."

He says, "why"

Question mark key is on the ground in front of your chair, guy. Mixed in with your collection of boogers.

I say, "It's going to put you within spitting distance of Burned Woods."

He says, "how do you know"

I say, "All patch messages come with a zone connection map."

He says, "oh"

I say, "Ok. You have it memmed now?"

He had just stood up after what I assumed was meditating/looking at his spell book.

He says, "yeah"

I say, "Ok. Cast the spell and let me know when you get there."

Dumba...errr....Petitioner begins to cast a spell.

A LONG time goes by.....ok, maybe 5 minutes
I still haven't heard from him.

Getting curious:

I tell petitioner, "Are you there yet?"

No reply. No reply at all. [Yes, I'm a Genesis fan... ]

Obviously he's there, or my tell wouldn't have gone through.

I tell petitioner, "Hit the 'r' key to reply to me."

He replies, "i'm here now where do i go."

Right idea....wrong punctuation mark. Oh well. "C" for effort.

I tell petitioner, "Ok, do you see a hotkey on the screen that says 'Sense Heading'?"

He replies, "no"

I reply, "Hit the arrow buttons one by one until you see one."

It was a guess, but an educated one.

He replies, "found it"

I reply, "Click on it."

He replies, "north"

I reply, "Ok, you need to head east along the path. Keep going until the path turns north. When it forks to the right, take the right fork."

He replies, "ok"

Who knows, maybe the guy who sold his account on Ebay worked his Felwithe faction up.

He replies, "sumbody told me i shouldnt be here cause i'm a dark elf"

I reply, "They were roleplaying."

He replies, "oh hehe @#$%@#$ morons ;P"

Priceless. Utterly priceless, I tell you.

I reply, "Where are you?"

He replies, "i see something now. looks like a castle"

I reply, "Run into the castle as fast as you can. The guards might give you some trouble, just keep running."

Yeah...damned conscience started kicking in.

A fairly long period of time passes. Not sure how long, but longer than I was expecting.

I tell petitioner, "What happened?"

As if I didn't know....

He replies, "my spells are gone!"

I reply, "What happened?"

He replies, "i died why"

I reply, "Oh man! Did I tell you to run east or west?"

He replies, "east wth"

I reply, "Yikes. My bad. You should have run west."

He replies, "?"

I reply, "So where are you now?"

He replies, "how can i tell"

I reply, "Look right after you see 'Loading please wait'. It should tell you 'You have entered [zone]'."

He replies "it doesnt say [zone] there."

After smacking my head against my monitor....

I reply, "What does it say in place of [zone]?".

Get this....

He replies, "Burning Woods"

I nearly fell out of my chair! I couldn't have PLANNED it that way!

He replies, "is that the same as burned woods"

I reply, "No, but you're close. Start running south so you can get your corpse back."

He replies, "i have to get my corpse back??"

/ignore petitioner


Moral of the story: EBay...Just Say No!

Out of sheer curiosity, I took him off ignore later to find out what happened.

I tell petitioner, "How's it going?"

He replies, "wth? where you been"

I reply, "been afk, sorry."

He replies, "got my corpse back. some dude rezzed me."

My conscience somewhat eased...

I reply, "Really? Cool! Where are you now?"

He replies, "iceclad ocean"

I scratch my head a few times.

I reply, "Why Velious?"

He replies, "the guy that rezzed me told me burned woods was in western wastes this week"

I don't recall exactly how long it took me to stop laughing. I stopped breathing shortly before my dog dialed 911.

He replied, "@#$%&* wouldnt sow me either. what is that sh#$ gold?"

That's what finally killed me. I'm writing this from the afterlife.