Tragedy of fat Aksel

[Brut]

Brut average day in Feerrott, Morpa go on somethin bout muffins and give Brut crate.
But nevermind dat, Brut suddenly hear sound of something ugly and dumb outside...
http://i.imgur.com/Vm0Eadt.png

Was fattest dumbest Aksel, aspiring young Greenblood shaman, Club* fresh in fat hand.
http://i.imgur.com/EZzckft.png

Brut go and give fat Aksel some words of encouragement.
http://i.imgur.com/XqlQ5IT.png

Aksel seems very confident in self. Brut likes fat Aksel already, has pretty gud face too, shows much promise.
http://i.imgur.com/UmhaRMe.png

Brut tell dumbest to stop snacking on jungle wildlife and sends Aksel on productive quest to rid lizard camp dat move in close to Oggok. Aksel fattest and dumbest, lizards small and skinny. Clearly Aksel can defeat lizards just finest. Springs into action without hesitation.
http://i.imgur.com/YAZPQ6T.png

Mayhap Aksel bit greedy with number of lizards, but is no gud at math. Shud be just fine.
http://i.imgur.com/3zXYkGV.png

Oh no. Aksel not as beef as Brut suspected, is ends up slain by lizard troops. Aksel falls over fat body dead before hits ground. Jungle adventure big mistake.
http://i.imgur.com/IB3ptT6.png

Tragic most. But mayhap inevitable, Brut suspected as much soon as saw Aksel.
http://i.imgur.com/6DU1uRN.png

Brut construct grave in memory of fat Aksel, is surest tis wat Aksel wanted written in tombstone. Never forget Aksel. /mourn
http://i.imgur.com/4OAukMF.png

Sadly landslide make grave fall into river, Aksel memory lost forever. Gud riddance.
http://i.imgur.com/OUTcPFL.png

Wut stinkin elfs learn from all this? Probably nothin.

[boggartp99]

loved it brut.....make more of these!

[Feanol]

A+

[mefdinkins]

RIP Aksel.

I will cast my gnomish wonders and slay many lizards in your name brave gladiator.

[Ulaar]

Is shame such Gud face hab to parish but chronic dumbness hab only one cure. Is same cure to fix elf.

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[kunoxs]

Poor Aksel, good riddance.

[necro316]

tragic tale of deceit and despair

[Brut]

Today Brut find fat dumbest Berthgar, young shadowknight in training.
Is helps Berth immediate, gives much verbal support.
http://i.imgur.com/oPfTGJR.png

Berth ignore all advice tho and takes off. If knew what was best for self, would stay in Oggok hide in back of caves.
http://i.imgur.com/VFiJC26.png

Brut follow invisible, immediately sees terminal dumbness. Ugliest Berth takes wrong road, heads off towards tougher side of jungles.
http://i.imgur.com/VHCI0KQ.png

Crossing bridge big mistake. Brut let darwin law prove self tho and won't say anything, follows fatness as unfold.
http://i.imgur.com/NFF0YsD.png

Berth fall in drink somehow, Brut noidea what thinks is doing. Brut anticipate Berth fat ugly dumb body soon torn apart by ravenous piranhas and gators, suddenly sees somethin zoom fastest towards Berth.
http://i.imgur.com/WeG1XGw.png

Shenanigans! Is undead zombie of fat Aksel or whatever name was return from dead to stuff!
http://i.imgur.com/G7hP36M.png

Berth die tragic most. Won't be missed. Least Aksel lost much weight when become unded zombie thing.
http://i.imgur.com/wTKazmg.png

[Erati]

how do Ogres ever make it to the Swamp lol

[maskedmelon]

this so fine story. fantastic Brut, greatest eaters most wonderful one. please do us most finest tales so more and we be happiest of audience

[Brut]

how do Ogres ever make it to the Swamp lol

Elftani not know how bad it is. They barely makin it outta Oggok. Dumbest just straight up asking to get fat faces bashed.
http://i.imgur.com/CeEaS6d.png

[Brut]

Brut figure out problem. Dumb fat ogre youth run off jungle unclothed and ugly, clearly is squishy and gets slaughtered by lizardmen as such. Guildmaster only provide dumb flimsy skin tunics stained in mud. Brut find gud beef face test subject, smells horrible tho, and has some sort of rat problem. Mayhap super rat.
http://i.imgur.com/w2TT5Wb.png

Em learned how to smith cuz ate many dorfs. Technique easiest, smash rocks n water bottles together until armer come out of stove thing.
http://i.imgur.com/hNYNbEs.png

Much better! Shamakazi looks like ready to take on world. Em painted big skull in front warn everyone of terrible odor, steer clear if value nostrils.
http://i.imgur.com/GyJzqkB.png

Fat Shamakazi went on to battle armor rat, here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSav51fVlKU) background music to listen while admires picture of hectic battle that unfolded.
http://i.imgur.com/lzsIshm.png

Great success! Brut plan work as intended, young ogre death rate plummet immediate most.
http://i.imgur.com/IJ5krtp.png

But wat dis? Fattest Shamakazi immediately get drunk with power. Dumbest!
http://i.imgur.com/6M62w5D.png

Brut no options now, dumbest Shamakazi gone out of control, Brut has to put stop to this before goes too far. Is like old Yeller but fat and dumb instead of old.
http://i.imgur.com/gG8FG5J.png

Tragic most. Mayhap lesson to learn from all dis. Brut not surest wat is. Shamakazi ded but is no great loss.
http://i.imgur.com/WitNYNn.png

[Muggens]

funny most thread in a while

[Tiphares]

These are golden. Had me in tears. Lol

[Erati]

awwwww poor lil Ogre, he thought he could take on the world

[khanable]

lol this was great

[Ella`Ella]

Really want to know how the exchange with the guy asking for a few plat for spells went.

[maskedmelonpai]

it make me feel like puppetting 'n ogre, but don't have the time :c

[Brut]

Crooked guildie already made a lvl1 phony newbie alt to try to trick Brut.
But em saw through elf shenanigans and just got him killed multiple times instead of helping. /flex

[Rygar]

Loved all of this, bravo! Love how the monument fell in the water, I laughed so hard. Was dumbest. Best summary ever!

[skarlorn]

I love this thread! Laughed out loud a few times. Go Brut! <3

Please put this thread into server chat and reconsolidate it... it's so much more than the Tragedy of Fat Aksel... it's the Tragedy of Brutillus as he tries to empower the dumb fats. You deserve more fanfare and more people should read this thread.