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Tragedy of fat Aksel
Brut average day in Feerrott, Morpa go on somethin bout muffins and give Brut crate.
But nevermind dat, Brut suddenly hear sound of something ugly and dumb outside... [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Was fattest dumbest Aksel, aspiring young Greenblood shaman, Club* fresh in fat hand. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Brut go and give fat Aksel some words of encouragement. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Aksel seems very confident in self. Brut likes fat Aksel already, has pretty gud face too, shows much promise. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Brut tell dumbest to stop snacking on jungle wildlife and sends Aksel on productive quest to rid lizard camp dat move in close to Oggok. Aksel fattest and dumbest, lizards small and skinny. Clearly Aksel can defeat lizards just finest. Springs into action without hesitation. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Mayhap Aksel bit greedy with number of lizards, but is no gud at math. Shud be just fine. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Oh no. Aksel not as beef as Brut suspected, is ends up slain by lizard troops. Aksel falls over fat body dead before hits ground. Jungle adventure big mistake. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Tragic most. But mayhap inevitable, Brut suspected as much soon as saw Aksel. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Brut construct grave in memory of fat Aksel, is surest tis wat Aksel wanted written in tombstone. Never forget Aksel. /mourn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Sadly landslide make grave fall into river, Aksel memory lost forever. Gud riddance. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Wut stinkin elfs learn from all this? Probably nothin.
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loved it brut.....make more of these!
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A+
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RIP Aksel.
I will cast my gnomish wonders and slay many lizards in your name brave gladiator.
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Is shame such Gud face hab to parish but chronic dumbness hab only one cure. Is same cure to fix elf.
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Poor Aksel, good riddance.
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tragic tale of deceit and despair
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Today Brut find fat dumbest Berthgar, young shadowknight in training.
Is helps Berth immediate, gives much verbal support. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Berth ignore all advice tho and takes off. If knew what was best for self, would stay in Oggok hide in back of caves. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Brut follow invisible, immediately sees terminal dumbness. Ugliest Berth takes wrong road, heads off towards tougher side of jungles. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Crossing bridge big mistake. Brut let darwin law prove self tho and won't say anything, follows fatness as unfold. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Berth fall in drink somehow, Brut noidea what thinks is doing. Brut anticipate Berth fat ugly dumb body soon torn apart by ravenous piranhas and gators, suddenly sees somethin zoom fastest towards Berth. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Shenanigans! Is undead zombie of fat Aksel or whatever name was return from dead to stuff! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Berth die tragic most. Won't be missed. Least Aksel lost much weight when become unded zombie thing. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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how do Ogres ever make it to the Swamp lol
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this so fine story. fantastic Brut, greatest eaters most wonderful one. please do us most finest tales so more and we be happiest of audience
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