Serious question about Love, Sex, Romance & Relationships, adults only

[dredge]

Wondering what you guys think and kind of just want to vent some frustration.
Seriously.

I love my fiance, she's great, our relationship is stronger than most, we are both open minded individuals and feel free to explore things in and out of the bedroom.

I feel like no topic is taboo and there is nothing I would ever feel the need to hide from her. I respect her feelings and want to make her happy and all that.

But as a man, sometimes I get really frustrated that it's my responsibility to set the mood and turn her on. I feel like I always have to light the candles, get the massage oil out, do all the foreplay and if I want to have any chance at getting a blow job I better go down on her first and hope she returns the favor.

I just feel like there is romantic love making, but there should also be time for straight up getting busy. I feel like I should come home and be surprised greeted by her dropping to her knees and unzipping my fly every once in awhile or I should be able to kiss her on the neck from behind and bend her over in the kitchen every now and again.

She says that's not the way she works and that maybe some girls can get turned on that fast but not her and that she has to be in the right mood etc...

Am I being selfish and unreasonable? Maybe I watch too much porn and expect too much?

[Hasbinlulz]

Your first mistake is expecting anything from a romantic partner.

Try to get rid of your expectations and just "be" with her for like a week. Stop trying to make anything happen, just be there, be yourself. Then ask yourself: "Am I having a good time?"

The answer to that question will inform your ultimate question.

[Hasbinlulz]

Also, there is no right way to treat someone. Individuals have unique standards and things that get them off. If you want a woman who will allow you to express your romantic side and fulfill your chase role, then a freaky deek that wants to get busy every time you're in an elevator probably isn't your best bet. However, if you want to pop money shots on your spouses face twice a day, then your hard-to-get lady friend is probably equally as unsuited.

[Hasbinlulz]

However, if you want the lady on the street and the freak in the sheets ideal, you have to either get lucky with an untrained noob or be a tryhard without seeming to trying hard.

It's p. dumb.

[Hasbinlulz]

Quad post, I must be mad.

[Halfelfbard]

Ur girl sounds boring as hell. Boring and basic, she will only get worse as you get older. Sorry man...but that does not sound like fun at all.

She sounds like a lazy fuck too. Prob lays like there like a stump.

Just come home from work and flop ur shit out at her, and see what happens. What i would do. Add a little wildness to ur home.

[Snufz]

Your first mistake was giving two shits about what she says she wants.

If you think any girl in the history of the universe gets turned on by a man that's a pushover and does what she says, you are wrong.

Do what you want and be aggressive.

You know why divorce rates are so high now a days? Because men aren't men anymore and women are bored to shit with them.

[Charlton Heston]

You are a castrated coward by being her domesticated animal

[Lexical]

Posting this topic in RnFs is probably not the best idea, but it sounds like you might need to amp up your sexiness if you want more spontaneous sex.

[Doors]

My first advice to you is to ignore anything hasbinbad tells you.

[gotrocks]

Your first mistake is expecting anything from a romantic partner.

Try to get rid of your expectations and just "be" with her for like a week. Stop trying to make anything happen, just be there, be yourself. Then ask yourself: "Am I having a good time?"

The answer to that question will inform your ultimate question.

This has to be like... the first insightful thing ive ever read from you.

That being said, there is some truth to what the guy above me said about men being men and whatever. I don't think you're going to score alot of points acting like that all the time, but there's for sure a time and a place for that.

Here's where I'll get serious because i've totally been in your position and know what that's like, and seriously it can kill a relationship. When things start to stagnate in the bedroom and the guy is doing all the work you will start to feel resentment towards her and pretty soon, she will pick up on that and start to resent you. There is no easy answer, but I do have some suggestions.

Do you guys go out much? I'm not talking out to dinner or visiting friends, everyone does that. Do you ever go anywhere special? Waterfalls, hiking, museums, whatever. Replace those three locations with something you guys are both interested in and make a point to go out and do something a couple times a month.

Don't make sex out to be such a big deal. Yeah, obviously you want sex from your partner, but don't make her feel like she has to do it. It sounds like you guys only have sex when you make a big setup and put a ton of effort in. Stop. Let her notice you're not building a shrine to her vagina three times a week. I promise things will improve. If your relationship is as good as you say, there is no way your fiance will go more than a month or two without jumping you. Hard.

Lastly, and this is really important, make time away from each other besides work. You each need to have your own social lives and interests. Far too many couples spend way too much time together, and its just not healthy. Make time away from each other, because that time is just as important as the time you have together.

If you do all this and you're still not getting what you want from this relationship, there is something else wrong. Either somethings affecting her libido, or you guys are missing something else. I'd strongly suggesting seeing a counselor. They can help.

I'm not a pro at this by any means. Hell, i'm not even very good at it. I absolutely destroyed my previous relationship with my kids mom, and she didnt speak (or even break up) with me for nearly a year, and only then because she had to. But I absolutely do know the things I did wrong in that relationship, learned from them, and am now happy with someone else. Sex is a fantastic gauge of how things are going in a relationship. Not everyone can have hot "we just started dating" sex all the time, but there certainly needs to be some of that in any relationship. I hope this helped, even a little bit, because I can tell you *must* be extremely frustrated to be asking for help in RnF on classic eq forums. Good luck.

[dredge]

Well, I hear what your saying and we do all that aggressive play too sometimes, not all the time, but it's a separate activity that takes place in the bedroom. I take off my "Dom" role when I leave the bedroom. Our sex life is great, We get super freaky, but it seems like a chore to get initiated at times.

and whipping out my junk is what started this frustration in the first place because lately I whip it out and get a "not now, sorry I'm not in the mood" answer.

[gotrocks]

Well, I hear what your saying and we do all that aggressive play too sometimes, not all the time, but it's a separate activity that takes place in the bedroom. I take off my "Dom" role when I leave the bedroom. Our sex life is great, We get super freaky, but it seems like a chore to get initiated at times.

and whipping out my junk is what started this frustration in the first place because lately I whip it out and get a "not now, sorry I'm not in the mood" answer.

See my post, as well as HBB's surprisingly intelligent quote.

Then maybe go see a therapist if its still bugging you. Not trolling, seriously.

[gotrocks]

And btw, "wipping out your dick" despite what some idiots will tell you, is only effective on sluts and mentally unstable women.

Trust me on this, if that shit works you are not with the girl you want to call your "fiance"

[Recycled Children]

Time to be a man. I quite literally have never set the mood with my girlfriend of 5 years. My sexual mantra has been either flat out ask her if we can have sex or walk up to her and shove my hand down the front of her pants. Odds are about 50/50 that it will happen right at that second, most of the time she will want to shower beforehand.

I refuse to put any amount of real effort into a woman because let's be honest they're all subhuman and you can always buy sex.

[dredge]

Do you guys go out much? I'm not talking out to dinner or visiting friends, everyone does that. Do you ever go anywhere special? Waterfalls, hiking, museums, whatever. Replace those three locations with something you guys are both interested in and make a point to go out and do something a couple times a month.

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Lastly, and this is really important, make time away from each other besides work. You each need to have your own social lives and interests. Far too many couples spend way too much time together, and its just not healthy. Make time away from each other, because that time is just as important as the time you have together.



Thanks, I think your on to something here, these 2 thing are missing from our relationship. Since she moved in 8 months ago we spend every night together, we go out to eat but rarely find time to go do cultural or other events together.

Thanks a lot.

[Barkingturtle]

Have you considered losing weight or maybe purchasing a dick implant?

[Bruster]

Time to be a man. I quite literally have never set the mood with my girlfriend of 5 years. My sexual mantra has been either flat out ask her if we can have sex or walk up to her and shove my hand down the front of her pants. Odds are about 50/50 that it will happen right at that second, most of the time she will want to shower beforehand.

I refuse to put any amount of real effort into a woman because let's be honest they're all subhuman and you can always buy sex.

This.

[gotrocks]

Thanks, I think your on to something here, these 2 thing are missing from our relationship. Since she moved in 8 months ago we spend every night together, we go out to eat but rarely find time to go do cultural or other events together.

Thanks a lot.

np. dont listen to the trolls. I was trying to be serious, though I really do think you posted this in the wrong place. Find a relationship forum or something :)

One last thing, don't discredit the second piece of advice in that post. If you make changes and still feel like you're the only one initiating sex, stop. She'll do it, I promise, just give it time. Maybe you'll get your come home from work bj.

And i forgot to mention, if either of you is doing any drugs besides smoking pot, all of my advice goes out the window :D but it doesn't sound like you are.

[dredge]

Have you considered losing weight or maybe purchasing a dick implant?

trust me, if it's good enough for your mother it's good enough for my fiance
;-)
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back to what gotrock was saying about spending time away from each other, I guess I have been alright staying at home because I used to spend too much time in Bars and I feel like she has really helped me change that loser part of my life around, I quit smoking when I bet her too, lots of great things....

I guess I need to find friends and activities that don't involve sitting on a bar stool all night long smoking a pack of cigarettes, I grew up with my family owning a bar so it's been a life long habit and my way of socializing, but I'm done with that shit, I watched 4 of my friends get buried so far this year from being alcoholics and stuff

[dredge]

meant met her not bet her.

and yeah, no drugs, never, we barely drink, and I'm happy about that, my ex was a big time party girl and I don't miss that at all

[Shannacore]

I refuse to put any amount of real effort into a woman because let's be honest they're all subhuman and you can always buy sex.

lol

[fishingme]

And btw, "wipping out your dick" despite what some idiots will tell you, is only effective on sluts and mentally unstable women.

Trust me on this, if that shit works you are not with the girl you want to call your "fiance"

lol, all women are mentally unstable

[Arclyte]

I will always prefer the direct approach. Tell her everything you've said here and take it from there.

If that doesn't work, Lowe's is open 24/7 and sell both Shovels AND Potato sacks

[gotrocks]

lol, all women are mentally unstable

sure, but this comes in varying degrees.

There's a big difference between "cries at the end of toy story 3"

and

"cries when she cant find the right outfit to wear in the morning"

or

"compulsively fucks a different man every night because she has no self worth"

i think we've all seen 1, 2, and 3, and can agree that #1 is by far the choice for marriage.

Unless you're into being a cuckold i guess. Then take #3.

[Misto]

whats a women?

[XgrimX]

Your first mistake is asking a bunch of guys who play 10 year old emulated forum about relationship advice. But ill throw my 2 cents in.

Honestly it really depends on what other pro's this woman brings to the counter. Can you be yourself? Do you think you can live without her? and remember that sometimes the grass isn't always greener on the other side.

Sometimes women don't really know what to do. They can be selfish in bed but try talking to her and telling her your concerns and tell her that you want to spice it up so you don't get bored. If she loves you she will do pretty much whatever you want so that you won't leave her. But hey its just advice do whatever the fuck you wanna do =)

[Pico]

im not a scientist but it could be shes just not interested in having sex with a ugly fat person

[Lexical]

Sigh, so this is what RnF has become.

[Hailto]

My ex-gf was completely the opposite of your girl, she was horny almost all the time, i lived out basically every fantasy i have considered with her. However, from my experience this type of girl also comes with an equal amount of crazy, the key is finding a nice balance.

[gotrocks]

hailto i swear to god ive looked at the gif in your sig at least.... 500 times? it still fascinates/creeps me out every time.

[Xherez]

Maybe you should talk to her about these issues, not us.

[Misto]

MAYBE I SHOULD TALK TO THESE NUGGUHS BLASTING MUSIC BELOW MY APARTMENT.

but im not going to.

[Hailto]

hailto i swear to god ive looked at the gif in your sig at least.... 500 times? it still fascinates/creeps me out every time.

Glad you enjoi.

[Lexical]

My ex-gf was completely the opposite of your girl, she was horny almost all the time, i lived out basically every fantasy i have considered with her. However, from my experience this type of girl also comes with an equal amount of crazy, the key is finding a nice balance.

Yeah, I can relate. My ex would jump on me at the drop of a pin. She liked to engage the love making and as an added bonus, her giving to receiving ratio was drastically in my favor. I can't count the times we would be driving to a movie and she would just decide to give me head out of the blue. It was awesome. But you are right, she definitely had some crazy attributes about her.

[HIYO]

Did not read anything but the op. know this friend it will not get better with marriage only worse. If you are unhappy now think about how it will be after you have " bought the cow" but still can't not get the milk you need.

I was in this situation 9 years any and cut bait. I have now found the " right women for me. " and have never been happier after 4 years of marriage. Square pegs seldom fit into round holes.

Best of luck

[Ephirith]

At first I thought women were the most amazing thing ever. Purity of form and spirit, a coveted thing to be pampered and respected. I thought if I showed them kindness and compassion those feelings would be reciprocated.

Then I learned what women were actually like, and I wanted to knife every single one of them.

Now I just kind of quietly wish I were gay, but I'm not, and it sucks.

[Misto]

At first I thought women were the most amazing thing ever. Purity of form and spirit, a coveted thing to be pampered and respected. I thought if I showed them kindness and compassion those feelings would be reciprocated.

Then I learned what women were actually like, and I wanted to knife every single one of them.

Now I just kind of quietly wish I were gay, but I'm not, and it sucks.

lol - made the rest of my evening

[Hailto]

At first I thought women were the most amazing thing ever. Purity of form and spirit, a coveted thing to be pampered and respected. I thought if I showed them kindness and compassion those feelings would be reciprocated.

Then I learned what women were actually like, and I wanted to knife every single one of them.

Now I just kind of quietly wish I were gay, but I'm not, and it sucks.

Find a passable tranny, problem solved.

[Ahldagor]

Your first mistake is expecting anything from a romantic partner.

Try to get rid of your expectations and just "be" with her for like a week. Stop trying to make anything happen, just be there, be yourself. Then ask yourself: "Am I having a good time?"

The answer to that question will inform your ultimate question.

That's as honest an answer you'll get. Have to remove your self from the equation to get some perspective like a good acid trip, expect it all indifferently.

[dredge]

dude we have lived together 8 months, you think I haven't been myself? Lol, she's the love of my life, just having a small hicup is all

[Hailto]

dude we have lived together 8 months, you think I haven't been myself? Lol, she's the love of my life, just having a small hicup is all

If you think she doesn't show enough raw sexual interest now. Wait until you're like 50 years old, you're going to be one of those guys going to gay glory holes to get your nut. Abandon ship imo, note my post earlier though, you have to find a good balance here, either extreme is bad.

[Ahldagor]

dude we have lived together 8 months, you think I haven't been myself? Lol, she's the love of my life, just having a small hicup is all

There's no hiccup. Have you guys hit the 3 year mark?

[dredge]

Believe me there are more important things then me having to be the one setting the mood bro, I'm not perfect. You don't throw the baby out with the bath water. She's awesome and open to lots of ideas if I even choose to go there, like bringing home other woman to join us and stuff. I'm just not in any hurry if at all, done that with the ex and she got crazy emotional after and I ended up in the dog house

[Ahldagor]

No, no babies. Serious about that three year mark thing. Most relationships will never last longer than that due to some weird neurological thing our brains do when choosing partners, baby in the scene or not. That's when the real work starts, and it gets way harder. All in all it sounds like you want some reciprocity in the relationship. Don't freak out over sex cause it's sex, and don't forget that porn is fictional. Also, any ritual for you or her in the foreplay? If so, then change. Add some beads or weed, weed and beads always helps. As for the emotional ex after the three way, she wasn't ready for that and wasn't honest with you about it, so I hope you made that clear to her because you are not responsible for her emotions if she's saying, "yes," to a threesome. Saw similar situation happen between two friends and some bar skank one morning cause the skank was cool but my friend wasn't, so she ran out the front door of the house we were partying at all cryin and shit with everyone in unison saying if you're not ready you're not ready. Funny shit to see just after sunrise and shot number 20 was just done....ahh, the Jager days.

[Issues]

Time to be a man. I quite literally have never set the mood with my girlfriend of 5 years. My sexual mantra has been either flat out ask her if we can have sex or walk up to her and shove my hand down the front of her pants. Odds are about 50/50 that it will happen right at that second, most of the time she will want to shower beforehand.

I refuse to put any amount of real effort into a woman because let's be honest they're all subhuman and you can always buy sex.

Good stuff, little sexist but yeah..even if you have a serious relationship with a woman, a man worth a shit usually pays for normal day things...you indirectly pay to have sex with this woman.

@OP if you are always having to set the mood for sex, its like you're trying too hard dude, that turns a girl off. Heterosexual females are turned on by a man because of his masculinity. Man up, make your move on her whenever u want some, if she resists then try another time, if she keeps resisting day in and day out, she aint into u. Move on to the next fish in teh sea.

I've been with woman that are tight wads with their pussy and some that have even a higher libido than most males...its hard to find that perfect mixture but if you get along most of the time OUT of the bed room, that's most important imo.

But ultimately the lucky guys find woman they like out hangin out with and also never say no when they get horny...rare...but hey. some dudes get lucky. I'm in one of those lucky relationships right now..she aint no dime, shes cute tho, can't have everything.

[Misto]

Believe me there are more important things then me having to be the one setting the mood bro, I'm not perfect. You don't throw the baby out with the bath water. She's awesome and open to lots of ideas if I even choose to go there, like bringing home other woman to join us and stuff. I'm just not in any hurry if at all, done that with the ex and she got crazy emotional after and I ended up in the dog house

Sounds like you're a big giant pussy that doesn't know how good he has it then.

Oh no. I'm complacent with things and have a good life. Wahh

[Arclyte]

Thus spake Recycled Children

[Barkingturtle]

She might not be very comfortable with her own body and constant poop smell, either. Being fat means you carry around an extra forty to fifty pounds of impacted feces in your colon at all times, though--and that's just gonna stink. Maybe I'd recommend a couples' aerobics camp or that stuff morticians rub under their nostrils so they can't smell the corpse they're about to explore/

[dredge]

You and purist are just showing your lack of maturity. your both probably virgins waiting for someone to replace your mother's role in your life. Grow up and move out of your parent's house. Quit being angry, gay and resentful.

[Jimes]

Whatever you do, make sure you get your relationship advice from rnf fats

[Samrothstein]

I refuse to put any amount of real effort into a woman because let's be honest they're all subhuman and you can always buy sex.

So Damn True...


I just say "Baby, take off your pants," and it works every time! She also gets mad if I sleep through a batphone...

Maybe you need a new girl? IDK but really they are subhuman and hookers are cheap compaired to a relationship!


PS. Divorces are expensive because they are worth it!

[dredge]

OMG FUCK!
You guys are so right!
I have decided I'm going to call off the wedding and move back home to my Mothers house. No woman is as understanding as her. I can set up my raid rig in my old room and call down for pizza rolls, chips and faygo pop.
If I get horny I'll just jam my hand down random ladies pants and say "look here you subhuman slut, I'm a lv50 Pally, so lets fuck!"

Why didn't I think of this?
Who needs a best friend/lover/life partner when you have Mommy to make it all better?

[dredge]

OMG FUCK!
You guys are so right!
I have decided I'm going to call off the wedding and move back home to my Mothers house. No woman is as understanding as her. I can set up my raid rig in my old room and call down for pizza rolls, chips and faygo pop.
If I get horny I'll just jam my hand down random ladies pants and say "look here you subhuman slut, I'm a lv50 Pally, so lets fuck!"

Why didn't I think of this?
Who needs a best friend/lover/life partner when you have Mommy to make it all better?

[Barkingturtle]

OMG FUCK!
You guys are so right!
I have decided I'm going to call off the wedding and move back home to my Mothers house. No woman is as understanding as her. I can set up my raid rig in my old room and call down for pizza rolls, chips and faygo pop.
If I get horny I'll just jam my hand down random ladies pants and say "look here you subhuman slut, I'm a lv50 Pally, so lets fuck!"

Why didn't I think of this?
Who needs a best friend/lover/life partner when you have Mommy to make it all better?

[Barkingturtle]

In all seriousness, you answered your own question in the first post, tubby:


She says that's not the way she works and that maybe some girls can get turned on that fast but not her and that she has to be in the right mood etc...

Am I being selfish and unreasonable? Maybe I watch too much porn and expect too much?

Sounds like you recognize that your fantasies are not congruent with your reality. I would definitely recommend less porn and self-abuse. Instead of touching yourself maybe do some push-ups.

[dredge]

Sounds like my Father is waiting for me in the tool shed

[Lexical]

ITT: Dredge finds out why you don't ask RnF for relationship advice.
http://i.imgur.com/6BIKx.gif

[dredge]

lets review the facts

1. I admitted to becoming overweight due hospitalization / health issues.

2. I have zero debt, my bankruptcy was years ago.

3. I'm a full time student and work a couple part time jobs, one being at the college as a tutor / work study.

4. Just turned 40 and have 2 semesters left to get my third degree, this time a Bachelors in Information Assurance.

5. I watch some porn, with and with out my fiance, too much? maybe, not sure.

6. I am not disgusting or unattractive. The fact that despite not having a career or money and I still manage to be engaged to a beautiful woman should be plenty of proof of that. I have a great personality and she loves me.

7. Your just jealous and Trans-sexual.

[Lexical]

To purist and Barkingturtle:
http://i.imgur.com/m1C1E.gif

[dredge]

To purist and Barkingturtle:
http://i.imgur.com/m1C1E.gif

[Lexical]

http://twilight.ponychan.net/chan/files/src/135468264667.gif

[Shannacore]

I think seeing photos of both you and your woman would clear a lot of this up, pics pls~

[dredge]

I think seeing photos of both you and your woman would clear a lot of this up, pics pls~

yeah, we see how well that turned out for you and your hipster boyfriend. No thanks.

[gotrocks]

http://twilight.ponychan.net/chan/files/src/135468264667.gif

LOL

and



I think seeing photos of both you and your woman would clear a lot of this up, pics pls~

double lol.

He already posted this in rnf, way to try and go the extra mile.

You got what you came for dredge, ignore the trolls and go have sex with your girl.

[XgrimX]

all we need is minyin now to sum the things up I have learned in this post... where u at tarathiel

[Lexical]

yeah, we see how well that turned out for you and your hipster boyfriend. No thanks.

But dredge you already posted your picture on the forums......

http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1243/4327470/20781277/396008959.jpg

yo

[Toehammer]

this thread delivers... on so many levels

To the OP: Although there are no hard-written rules about women and sex drive there are some very prominent patterns:

1) All women have some sort of daddy issue, usually a) her dad is Mr. Perfect or b) Mr. Absent (i find that it is either a or b... well sometimes in between)
-both of these have profound effects on how they view sex (validation, attention, love, etc.) not too hard to figure out/analyze your particular woman, know your enemy

Note: no double standard here: most men have mommy issues... know thyself!

2) Most freaky women who wanna drop to their knees when you walk through the door are either a) bad choices for marriage cause they are nuts or b) good girls who discovered sexuality late... see 1) above

3) porn is retarded and complete fantasy... I have never met any self-respecting man would want a woman that does what pornstars do... also remember it is acting... most of them are completely unattracted to their costars and lots are drugged up to get through it.

Men are highly visual which is why porn influences our perceptions if we watch too much. It is a good place to learn some slick moves though!

4) Men and women are very primal. Most women want to be protected, housed, told what to do, and tossed around in bed. They get a rush from the "masculine" role the man plays. Men like dominating/winning/being physical, hence... sports?

To me your problem sounds like getting it into bed... for that you just have to be like a sniper, pick your shots (pun sorta intended). You can influence it a little, but once the sex drive starts to taper off, it is tough to recover. I find that most women don't have their minds on sex as much as men because they worry more about real life stuff. (Same reason they are not into video games as much). Just watch mothers/fathers at kids' birthday parties... women are all freaked out by the bouncy house and all worried, men are like hey totally awesome/no worries. The carefree attitude of most grownup men and perpetually worried (sometimes self-conscious) mindset of women is the biggest detriment to getting busy and having fun. Wait till marriage/kids. You'll see.

Get the house cleaned, dishes done, bills paid, and the wife laid. Works like a charm. If nothing else is on a woman's mind, usually you are. I know if I wanna get some, make sure everything is taken care of. When there is nothing left to do, there is only one thing to do.

[Ahldagor]

Damn you guys doing research on this guy now? Hasbin' said it on page one with essentially saying get over your self and chill which Hatelore (think that's who, not checking) reiterated that he should stop whining and realize how good he has it by getting over himself. I just said in three years you two probably won't be together anyway so chill and enjoy it with some weed and anal beads. But the attention http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1243/4327470/20781277/396008959.jpg

yo

is getting from this could indicate some meta troll of "I'm gettin laid consistently eq nerds" thus he has rl exp but is likely getting looted cause she's wearing the pants in the relationship. Also, don't get married! Taxes go up, divorce is expensive, county/city/state/fed gov know who you're likely fucking and will expect children. Watch your mail delivery patterns after you fill out and submit the forms for a marriage license. File for financial aid and get a million credit card offers kind of thing.

[Lexical]

I think seeing photos of both you and your woman would clear a lot of this up, pics pls~

FOUND!

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/1992/965943-race_ogre_super.jpg

[dredge]

Here's a pic for ya, one I'm proud of, custom made Rose Gold with almost a karat center antique diamond, she loved it, we both have good taste:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/603887_402872189783447_1852281587_n.jpg

[degenvf]

It does not matter, let's say you had another girl , better looking alot hornier.
At the end of the day you still a fucking dude trying to shoot your fucking load somewhere.
Cant you see how unbelievably unimportant that is bud?

[degenvf]

FOUND!

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/1992/965943-race_ogre_super.jpg

dear god

[Recycled Children]

OMG FUCK!
You guys are so right!
I have decided I'm going to call off the wedding and move back home to my Mothers house. No woman is as understanding as her. I can set up my raid rig in my old room and call down for pizza rolls, chips and faygo pop.
If I get horny I'll just jam my hand down random ladies pants and say "look here you subhuman slut, I'm a lv50 Pally, so lets fuck!"

Why didn't I think of this?
Who needs a best friend/lover/life partner when you have Mommy to make it all better?

Sounds like your problems in the bedroom are far beyond the scope of what you let out here. If you're looking for a mother figure and your mom is willing to let you move back in I say do it because to me it sounds like you have no understanding of women or your situation whatsoever. It may awkward and uncomfortable at first but I'm sure your mom will give you a handie every now and again when baby needs to fire off some knuckle children.

Responding further may be redundant since you decided to use my previous advice in a sarcastic manner but you asked for advice so here it is. The problem is you. If you have to do any kind of frivolous displays of affection just to get piece of your girl's flesh hole then you're almost certainly terrible at coitus. In her mind there's nothing worse than you mounting your fat diseased ridden body on top of her and shoving your uglies inside of her. So to alleviate her disdain for your cock and satisfy her vapid ego she needs you to pay for sex emotionally. In a real man's relationship the female doesn't require you to fulfill any kind of emotional needs prior to intercourse. She should want to have sex just as much as you. Though this sexual trade off should alone be mutually satisfying enough it sounds like she's taking full advantage of you by dangling her pig cunt in front of you and requiring you to ease her daddy issues before you gain entry. A real man would have cut the bitch loose and found another so some other wimp can stroll along and deal with that hot mess of emotional dog shit but no not you, you put a fuckin' ring on it. Which leads me to my next point...

Not only can you not satisfy a woman but you're also so afraid to upset what piece of shit relationship you already have going on that you turned to possibly the worst place on the internet for love advice. If you can't walk up to her and just ask to jam your cock in her mouth then you'll never survive a marriage. I'm going to guess you've been with her for less than a year and you're already engaged. Sounds like typical behavior of a spineless geek. It was almost certainly her idea as well but you're so desperate for sex you'll just deal with it.

Good luck with that bullshit and when I offered the advice of jamming your hand down her pants I meant it. Almost 99% of women want a man to just force themselves onto them but you'll never know since you're looking for advice from a bunch of troglodyte elitists rather than just confronting your problem head on.

[Hasbinlulz]

Now I just kind of quietly wish I were gay, but I'm not, and it sucks.

[Hasbinlulz]

Here's a pic for ya, one I'm proud of, custom made Rose Gold with almost a karat center antique diamond, she loved it, we both have good taste:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/603887_402872189783447_1852281587_n.jpg
I might have a RL picture of dredge's gf from my contacts in anonymous. Can someone who is experienced in photoshop pls take a look at this picture and tell me if it is the same hand as in the ring picture? If so I have a face pic waiting for u all.

http://i.imgur.com/o4dWs.jpg

[dredge]

see what happens when I get bored and frustrated? God, most you people are so fucking retarded, It's amazing. I explain how our sex life is great, I just wish I didn't have to be the one that always has to initiate sex and you turn it into all these assumptions about how she won't fuck me and our weight.
lol

Then I post some sarcastic shit making fun of a few comments and you take it seriously?

Fuck, do I need to provide illustrations for you retards, do your lips move when you read?

[Misto]

see what happens when I get bored and frustrated? God, most you people are so fucking retarded, It's amazing. I explain how our sex life is great, I just wish I didn't have to be the one that always has to initiate sex and you turn it into all these assumptions about how she won't fuck me and our weight.
lol

Then I post some sarcastic shit making fun of a few comments and you take it seriously?

Fuck, do I need to provide illustrations for you retards, do your lips move when you read?

hey bro. why u calling me retard bro.

do u wanna go bro?

[Lexical]

see what happens when I get bored and frustrated? God, most you people are so fucking retarded, It's amazing. I explain how our sex life is great, I just wish I didn't have to be the one that always has to initiate sex and you turn it into all these assumptions about how she won't fuck me and our weight.
lol

Then I post some sarcastic shit making fun of a few comments and you take it seriously?

Fuck, do I need to provide illustrations for you retards, do your lips move when you read?

ITT: Dredge finds out why you don't ask RnF for relationship advice.
http://i.imgur.com/6BIKx.gif

[Misto]

Spongebob is a woman.

[Ephirith]

see what happens when I get bored and frustrated? God, most you people are so fucking retarded, It's amazing. I explain how our sex life is great, I just wish I didn't have to be the one that always has to initiate sex and you turn it into all these assumptions about how she won't fuck me and our weight.
lol

Then I post some sarcastic shit making fun of a few comments and you take it seriously?

Fuck, do I need to provide illustrations for you retards, do your lips move when you read?

People go the extra mile to be mean on the internet

more at 11

[dredge]

sorry if I thought we could have an intelligent conversation on these forums, obviously I was mistaken. Oh well, whatev's.

:-)

[Misto]

sorry if I thought we could have an intelligent conversation on these forums, obviously I was mistaken. Oh well, whatev's.

:-)

I AM ANGRY AND I TAKE IT OUT ON OTHERS OVER THE INTERNET.

fear me.

[Greegon]

dude we have lived together 8 months, you think I haven't been myself? Lol, she's the love of my life, just having a small hicup is all

8 months not that long, wait till its been like 4 years.. rather than want more sex youll prob be looking for more alone time lol

[Hasbinlulz]

misto will fite u irl

[India]

sorry if I thought we could have an intelligent conversation on these forums, obviously I was mistaken. Oh well, whatev's.

:-)

Oh come on now, it's RnF and you posted and asked for advice about your sex life.

[dredge]

misto will fite u irl

Holy Shit, your totally right, he just rolled by blasting White Zombie and screaming "I'm going get you, Dredge!"

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/3641_360417440695589_1028949266_n.jpg

[Lexical]

sorry if I thought we could have an intelligent conversation on these forums, obviously I was mistaken. Oh well, whatev's.

:-)

http://www.millerparkdrunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/aj10.gif

[Lexical]

But seriously, purist, barkingturtle, I have one thing to say to you
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk0uouyH1f1qdjxpm.gif

[Hailto]

she loved it, we both have good taste

Good taste....diamonds, pick one.

Diamonds are a semi precious stone, anyone that buys one is willing getting bent over and fucked in the ass for a shiny rock. It would be marginally better if it was actually a precious shiny rock like a ruby or an emerald, but its not.

[Recycled Children]

Good taste....diamonds, pick one.

Diamonds are a semi precious stone, anyone that buys one is willing getting bent over and fucked in the ass for a shiny rock. It would be marginally better if it was actually a precious shiny rock like a ruby or an emerald, but its not.

Buy her something practical like life insurance. Not for her but for you so when you die of diabetes she can clear 250k.

[dredge]

Good taste....diamonds, pick one.

Diamonds are a semi precious stone, anyone that buys one is willing getting bent over and fucked in the ass for a shiny rock. It would be marginally better if it was actually a precious shiny rock like a ruby or an emerald, but its not.

We totally agree 100%, thats why we picked a vintage heirloom diamond from an estate sale. It was a fraction of the price of a so called modern flawless stone. It's gorgeous too.

[Lexical]

We totally agree 100%, thats why we picked a vintage piece of cubic zirconia. It was a fraction of the price of a so called modern flawless stone. It's gorgeous too.

FTFY

[Razdeline]

Well Dredge, first and foremost you have to realize asking for relationship advice in this forum is probably the worst place to ask. Most of these people have never been in a serious relationship, have not been married, or even have had kids.

That being said, there is a book called "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus." The books title basically explains the whole fucked up equation that explains women and men alike.

The answer is that women and men perceive the world COMPLETELY differently. As someone earlier wrote in this forum post, women want to be pampered, taken care of, they basically want a daddy. Men are visual, we get turned on by a nice ass or whatever. Women are emphatic, and enjoy the sort of aggressive confidence a man can carry in an intellectual kind of way. Men are naturally horny, and sex typically is not that big of a deal for us. All of this stuff is on the subconscious level.

I am no psychologist or whatever, but I have definitely been with a ton of women. I have met them at bars, online, the gym, wherever. I have been in serious relationships and the like. I have had one night stands. (and you never want to get with someone you have had a one nighter with, typically)

I can tell you this, a woman with a straight head will never want to be in a relationship with someone for the sex. Never. Yes it is an added bonus, but typically women want stability, whether if it is financial or emotional, if any of these pillars fall so does certain elements of the relationship.

The question is, how long can you endure? And how far are you willing to go to make someone happy, but at the same time, how far are they willing to go?

[BigSlip]

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=771167&postcount=7[/QUOTE]

damn i really dont have it as bad as i thought. no offense dredge. i would of killed myself im sure.

[BigSlip]

To purist and Barkingturtle:
http://i.imgur.com/m1C1E.gif

rofl

[Hailto]

Bought 155k house, 5k down on a 38k a year income, what the fuck?

[Daldolma]

Bought 155k house, 5k down on a 38k a year income, what the fuck?

Welcome to America.

[dredge]

Well Dredge, first and foremost you have to realize asking for relationship advice in this forum is probably the worst place to ask. Most of these people have never been in a serious relationship

Agreed. I was bored. But I really do wonder what the average age and maturity level of P99's are, I mean I assumed most of us played EQ back in like 2000-2002ish. I was in my late 20's and I remember playing with people my age. Most of these guys must have been like 9 yrs old? Wtf, how does that even work?

[Misto]

I'm 22 - I remember the good ol'days waking up at 6 AM to grind Sarnaks in LOIO and not having any interaction with women.

Now those were good times.

[Misto]

#wakingupat6amat12cuzimmorepoopsockthenugetatmefoo

[gotrocks]

I'm 22 - I remember the good ol'days waking up at 6 AM to grind Sarnaks in LOIO and not having any interaction with women.

Now those were good times.
+1

[dredge]

I'm 22 - I remember the good ol'days waking up at 6 AM to grind Sarnaks in LOIO and not having any interaction with women.

Now those were good times.

So, you were like 9? That's so weird to me because I never knew I was playing with little kids back then. I remember going afk to feed their children all the time. Lolo

[Hailto]

I was like 12 during classic, which kind of sucks because i was too young to really take full advantage of the game. I remember when i got my first spells on my paladin i ran around just casting heal spells cause they looked cool.

[Lexical]

I was like 12 during classic, which kind of sucks because i was too young to really take full advantage of the game. I remember when i got my first spells on my paladin i ran around just casting heal spells cause they looked cool.

This. I was quite young playing the game and remember being yelled at by some very surly adventurers while playing my enchanter because I wasn't playing my class right. Taught me a lot though.

[Barkingturtle]

Agreed. I was bored. But I really do wonder what the average age and maturity level of P99's are, I mean I assumed most of us played EQ back in like 2000-2002ish. I was in my late 20's and I remember playing with people my age. Most of these guys must have been like 9 yrs old? Wtf, how does that even work?

The emu community is not a portal back to 1999. The people who play here are largely young and unemployed and they dig it because it's free. Your experience back then was typical--the average player was actually in their thirties. I was one of the youngest players in my guild and I was twenty in 2000.

As for maturity, well--that's kinda laughable coming from a guy who feels entitled to force his sexuality upon the woman whom he supposedly intends to honor and cherish the rest of their lives. A fat loser who furthermore seeks the counsel of even fatter losers on a video game message board.

If it's immature to ridicule someone that inherently ridiculous, then shave my balls and call me a baby.

[fishingme]

I'm going to tell OP this now. You'll always be the one initiating sex until you stop asking for it. Just be a loof and chill for a while. Eventually she'll be the one initiating sex.

[Akim]

Wondering what you guys think and kind of just want to vent some frustration.
Seriously.

I love my fiance, she's great, our relationship is stronger than most, we are both open minded individuals and feel free to explore things in and out of the bedroom.

I feel like no topic is taboo and there is nothing I would ever feel the need to hide from her. I respect her feelings and want to make her happy and all that.

But as a man, sometimes I get really frustrated that it's my responsibility to set the mood and turn her on. I feel like I always have to light the candles, get the massage oil out, do all the foreplay and if I want to have any chance at getting a blow job I better go down on her first and hope she returns the favor.

I just feel like there is romantic love making, but there should also be time for straight up getting busy. I feel like I should come home and be surprised greeted by her dropping to her knees and unzipping my fly every once in awhile or I should be able to kiss her on the neck from behind and bend her over in the kitchen every now and again.

She says that's not the way she works and that maybe some girls can get turned on that fast but not her and that she has to be in the right mood etc...

Am I being selfish and unreasonable? Maybe I watch too much porn and expect too much?

You're planning on marrying this person, meaning you're hoping for your entire life together and she doesn't satisfy you sexually.
This isn't good, but it can be fixed.
You know how sometimes you feel more sexual at some points in your life than others, well so does she.
You should somehow push her into yoga/palates classes ASAP and get that libido going.
Lower her stress load? Perhaps it's time for a change of routine.

Now that you've blamed her, could it be on you?
How about exciting changes you could make to yourself. Think about it, I sure as hell can't. Maybe you need some wax, a gym pass, join in on those yoga classes. I don't know, you didn't leave me with many details and I don't expect you too.

Or could it be your surroundings?
Don't know pal.
I wish the best for you and their are people out there who spice up your sex lives professionally if you're still not getting satisfied.

[dredge]

Thanks, Akim, I think Yoga is a great idea, my buddy is a world class certified trainer is some serious Hindu type yoga.

I'm getting a rebounder trampoline thing for xmas and we are both going to lose weight before getting married. I'm planning on dropping a hundred pounds hopefully, biking, rebounding, dieting, green juicing, walking, etc...
she only needs to lose about 30ish I think. I made a promise to myself to lose the weight before getting married, I want to start our life's together healthy and positive, I don't want to look like one of those "lowered expectations" comedy bits. My Uncle was really heavy and died when he was like 50 yrs old, I don't want to go out like that.

oh and btw, barking turtle. Your a Prick, seriously just stfu. I'm done with even reading your posts, I'm just going to block and ignore you from now on. Peace out.

[Daldolma]

Thanks, Akim, I think Yoga is a great idea, my buddy is a world class certified trainer is some serious Hindu type yoga.

I'm getting a rebounder trampoline thing for xmas and we are both going to lose weight before getting married. I'm planning on dropping a hundred pounds hopefully, biking, rebounding, dieting, green juicing, walking, etc...
she only needs to lose about 30ish I think. I made a promise to myself to lose the weight before getting married, I want to start our life's together healthy and positive, I don't want to look like one of those "lowered expectations" comedy bits. My Uncle was really heavy and died when he was like 50 yrs old, I don't want to go out like that.

oh and btw, barking turtle. Your a Prick, seriously just stfu. I'm done with even reading your posts, I'm just going to block and ignore you from now on. Peace out.

You're entirely too genuine for RnF. I can't decide if that's endearing or irritating.

[Nips]

Thanks, Akim, I think Yoga is a great idea, my buddy is a world class certified trainer is some serious Hindu type yoga.

I'm getting a rebounder trampoline thing for xmas and we are both going to lose weight before getting married. I'm planning on dropping a hundred pounds hopefully, biking, rebounding, dieting, green juicing, walking, etc...
she only needs to lose about 30ish I think. I made a promise to myself to lose the weight before getting married, I want to start our life's together healthy and positive, I don't want to look like one of those "lowered expectations" comedy bits. My Uncle was really heavy and died when he was like 50 yrs old, I don't want to go out like that.

oh and btw, barking turtle. Your a Prick, seriously just stfu. I'm done with even reading your posts, I'm just going to block and ignore you from now on. Peace out.

100 pounds.. and you are wondering why it is so hard for her to get turned on...
Quit playing EQ and work out. It is pretty simple

[Barkingturtle]

I'm getting a rebounder trampoline thing for xmas and we are both going to lose weight before getting married. I'm planning on dropping a hundred pounds hopefully, biking, rebounding, dieting, green juicing, walking, etc...
she only needs to lose about 30ish I think. I made a promise to myself to lose the weight before getting married...


I'm not going to kid you: judging by her pic in this thread she needs to lose about thirty pounds of hand alone. Hey man, don't shoot the messenger.

And good luck losing all that weight with your little trampoline and your "walking" and "green-juicing". I can't imagine how much green juice you'd have to pass to lose that much fat. I'm not being sarcastic. Anyway, just be prepared and don't be too hard on yourself when you fail repeatedly--it's kinda your thing. <3

[dredge]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/251315_10150661867890206_6780338_n.jpg
my buddy, can you believe this guy?

[dredge]

seriously wtf is your problem?
first off if your so awesome post a pic of yourself. I Dare you! Same to you Barking Turtle and Ogre.
I'm convinced Barking turtle, Ogre and Purist are one in the same person. They all follow my every move here and hound the shit out of me.

Post a pic or STFU, tell us about your awesome careers and love life's or STFU.

Think about how sad that is, fuck.

Get your own life and leave me the fuck alone. For real.
Damn.

[dredge]

I can lose the weight, can you lose the fact that your a complete asshole?

[LizardNecro]

Extra weight does cause loss of libido. Yoga is a great activity that can help lose weight, is friendly for men and women, and can be a bonding experience for couples. I'd recommend looking into yoga.

Your friend doing the handstand seems like he knows yoga.

[OforOppression]

ur fat, im fat, just deal w/ it

aint gonna get better by denying it

http://i.imgur.com/E3ynu.jpg?1

[OforOppression]

oink oink

[dredge]

^ fat w/fat wife

Pic of yourself or GTFO

[OforOppression]

Pic of yourself or GTFO

i did, you're fat

[Barkingturtle]

oink oink

On the bright side the OP should at least serve as some reassurance that one day twenty years from now a subtly feminine blob may reluctantly touch your penis.

And demanding pics of dudes on the internet is not going to help you wet your pecker, Dredge. Or maybe it is, I dunno. I guess you gotta try something when you're in that kind of slump.

[OforOppression]

On the bright side the OP should at least serve as some reassurance that one day twenty years from now a subtly feminine blob may reluctantly touch your penis.


meh as long as i dont have sex i dont know what I'm missing.

[Hailto]

This is going downhill fast.

[Barkingturtle]

meh as long as i dont have sex i dont know what I'm missing.

True that.

Just like dignity and self-respect and basic fucking hygiene you bloated sack of puke. <3

[Hailto]

Hows the book coming along turtle, you take that kick starter money and run or what?

[OforOppression]

True that.

Just like dignity and self-respect and basic fucking hygiene you bloated sack of puke. <3

plenty of all of the above

[Barkingturtle]

Kickstarter funding failed but I was contacted by a literary agent toward the end of its run and we've been engaged in talks to publish. Now that I'm going to end up going the traditional route instead of self-publishing I've been rewriting it and hope to be done around New Year's. Thanks for asking.

[Peatree]

Here's a pic for ya, one I'm proud of, custom made Rose Gold with almost a karat center antique diamond, she loved it, we both have good taste:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/603887_402872189783447_1852281587_n.jpg

First off, that ring looks like it's from Walmart.

Second, I really hope it has some way to stretch cause damn those fingers are plump.

Third, you are an awesome comedian! "great taste" I laughed so hard the guy in the office next to mine had to walk over to see what I was going off on. Thanks for the laugh, I needed a good one today!

[Pico]

Kickstarter funding failed but I was contacted by a literary agent toward the end of its run and we've been engaged in talks to publish. Now that I'm going to end up going the traditional route instead of self-publishing I've been rewriting it and hope to be done around New Year's. Thanks for asking.

can u make a dog based on me plz

[dredge]

First off, that ring looks like it's from Walmart.

Second, I really hope it has some way to stretch cause damn those fingers are plump.

Third, you are an awesome comedian! "great taste" I laughed so hard the guy in the office next to mine had to walk over to see what I was going off on. Thanks for the laugh, I needed a good one today!

Pic of yourself or GTFO

[dredge]

Fuck all you stupid pricks. I hope you all have miserable holidays. Fucking losers sure can judge, but I don't see anyone volunteering any pics of themselves, which only proves your all self loathing chicken shit assholes, at least nerd boy posted a pic of himself in his snuggie, fucking Barking Turtle/ Purist/ Ogre is probably 25, bald and lonely.

Jesus Christ, later dick holes I'm going to go out to dinner and a movie with my fiance while you lonely fags think of snappy comebacks to post while you waste your life camping some uber loot, Pathetic.

Go fuck yourselves, I'm done here.

[OforOppression]

shut up fatty

[OforOppression]

its not a snuggie its a sweater

only you wear snuggies at work

[dredge]

OforOppression with a post count of 4, hmm geez, could this be "BarkingturtleOgrePuristOforOpression", how gay are you to make 3 extra accounts to fuck with me.

LOL, Jesus Christ, your pathetic

[Hailto]

No, i can confirm that oforoppression is not either of those two people.

[Lexical]

Here is a pic of myself. I even made it a holiday theme :D

http://dl4.glitter-graphics.net/pub/142/142394fefmh18myi.jpg

[Barkingturtle]

I am actually Dredge.

[Barkingturtle]

Also:

OforOppression with a post count of 4, hmm geez, could this be "BarkingturtleOgrePuristOforOpression"...

I got top-billing, bitches.

All you other trolls can eat a fucking dick.

[OforOppression]

you also just got called Diggles.

shame.

[OforOppression]

Is Dredge Harrison? Harrison also had a really hard time identifying me.

[Ahldagor]

Fuck all you stupid pricks. I hope you all have miserable holidays. Fucking losers sure can judge, but I don't see anyone volunteering any pics of themselves, which only proves your all self loathing chicken shit assholes, at least nerd boy posted a pic of himself in his snuggie, fucking Barking Turtle/ Purist/ Ogre is probably 25, bald and lonely.

Jesus Christ, later dick holes I'm going to go out to dinner and a movie with my fiance while you lonely fags think of snappy comebacks to post while you waste your life camping some uber loot, Pathetic.

Go fuck yourselves, I'm done here.

Aww c'mon just cause we figured your attention seeking behavior out days ago doesn't mean we can't have a nice conversation. But then again you drink Fayglo or whatever it is. Your codependency will end up costing you in the long run unless she's a fatty like you then you two will have conceded defeat for an interesting marriage. So start smoking weed and invest in anal beads."Aww momma can this really be the end? Down and out in Vegas with amphetamine psychosis again." And do drop 100lbs just for the sake of personal responsibility for decent health, but then again your all whiny about initiating sex and wanting reciprocity to feel validated; so it really is a no brainer that you are out of shape, fat, engaged to a fatty, and constructing fantastical plans of exercise while still checking in on and posting to an internet forum pictures of some guy that does yoga to get laid. No Yogi looks like that cause they eat very little, and handstand homeboy is thicker than Dhalsim.

[Ahldagor]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f6/Dhalsim_cosplayer_at_FanimeCon_2010-05-30_4.JPG

[Tarathiel]

If I get horny I'll just jam my hand down random ladies pants and say "look here you subhuman slut, I'm a lv50 Pally, so lets fuck!"


sig worthy

[Lexical]

If I get horny I'll just jam my hand down random ladies pants and say "look here you subhuman slut, I'm a lv50 Pally, so lets fuck!"

sig worthy

[XgrimX]

Tara/Purist/Lex/Barking. Biggest trolls I know. A++
absolutely fucking hilarious

[Hailto]

Tarathiel and Lexical aren't on the same level of trollery as Purist and Barkingturtle tbh.

[XgrimX]

IDK they did the minyin chronicles well...

[Hasbinlulz]

comparing someones level of trollery on p99 to barkingturtle and purist is like comparing an asshole to hitler.

[dredge]

No Yogi looks like that cause they eat very little, and handstand homeboy is thicker than Dhalsim.

Hi I'm back to once again to prove I know what I'm talking about, something none of you can do, still waiting to see pics of all your awesomeness guys.

Here's my Yoga instructor friend that Stimpy here thinks is a fake.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/269667_197009193681713_5001546_n.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/260552_188435111205788_6505710_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/255732_188434104539222_7304711_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/29102_101782526537714_4944721_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/29102_101775696538397_7142439_n.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/249472_189501801099119_8018059_n.jpg

Come on tell me he sucks at Yoga, I dare you to be so stupid

btw this is what 40 year old man that has dedicated the last 22 years of his life towards something he believes in looks like.

[Lexical]

comparing someones level of trollery on p99 to barkingturtle and purist is like comparing an asshole to hitler.

Going to have to agree with this.

[dredge]

why does he have gauges like a faggot 16 year old emo kid

Because you can do what ever you want when you score as much super premo pussy as he does

[OforOppression]

Because you can do what ever you want when you score as much super premo pussy as he does
I thought you said you were leaving, you fucking pussy?

[Hasbinlulz]

premo pussy

[dredge]

Tarathiel and Lexical aren't on the same level of trollery as Purist and Barkingturtle tbh.

Lexical doesn't even bother me, at least he can admit when he's wrong and give props when they're due

Purist and Barkingturtle are just chicken shit loud mouth retards

[dredge]

I thought you said you were leaving, you fucking pussy?

No I'm not fucking any pussy right this minute, are you?

[OforOppression]

No I'm not fucking any pussy right this minute, my wife is downing her 3rd ham

[dredge]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f6/Dhalsim_cosplayer_at_FanimeCon_2010-05-30_4.JPG

LOL, I just noticed this pic you posted.

Haha, your right dude, this guy with the zombie contacts and the plastic skull must be the real deal, I'll make sure my bud gets the memo.

[OforOppression]

what kind of 40 year old are you if you don't even recognize a street fighter

god damn your life is fucking pathetic.

[Barkingturtle]

Possessing a stash of artsy pics depicting your bro in various yoga poses is not gay at all.

Be honest, though--you're into yoga right now because you think it will allow you to self-fellate and thus your sexual frustration will be resolved even if cold fiance doesn't acquiesce to your rape fantasies, right?

[Ephirith]

Dredge you could post a picture of yourself standing on top of a ferrari with Emma Watson giving your 9 inch pecker a handjob while you close negotiations on a permanent peace settlement between Israel and Palestine. This forum would still find any number of reasons to judge you and call you a faggot. You make it fun for them by getting so mad.

[Lexical]

Dredge you could post a picture of yourself standing on top of a ferrari with Emma Watson giving your 9 inch pecker a handjob while you close negotiations on a permanent peace settlement between Israel and Palestine. This forum would still find any number of reasons to judge you and call you a faggot. You make it fun for them by getting so mad.

Probably for the 9 inch penis. Everyone knows that 8 inches is the perfect length.

[dredge]

Possessing a stash of artsy pics depicting your bro in various yoga poses is not gay at all.



It's called Facebook dipshit.

[OforOppression]

Probably for the 9 inch penis. Everyone knows that 8 inches is the perfect length.
or the fact that only faggots want peace in middle east

[OforOppression]

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[Lexical]

or the fact that only faggots want peace in middle east

Or his lame ass Ferrari: overpriced garbage that is only bought by old assholes who still think they are cool.

[Barkingturtle]

It's called Facebook dipshit.

Since this thread is all about offering advice on how to overcome your sexual stumbling points I'll share a tip with you: employing Facebook in defense of your manhood is a poor choice. I mean, maybe that garbage disposal you refer to as your fiance buys that excuse, but most people see right through you.

[Hailto]

I think Dredge is definitely mad, and seems to feel some blame, but im no psychologist.

[Lexical]

http://www.thesmokingtire.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Spiceboy.jpg
Guess who is on his way to go pick up Emma.

[dredge]

[QUOTE=Barkingturtle;784429]Since this thread, blah blah blah/QUOTE]

Man up and post a pic, Twerp.
What you scarred of?

[OforOppression]

WUT ARE UR SCARRED OF

fat dripping onto keyboard

[dredge]

This is what all you chicken shit faggots look like in my minds eye, prove me wrong:
http://www.picturevip.com/x/images/2012/12/10/VHCMy.jpg

[Hailto]

I have posted my pic before dawg, i think most people in this thread have to be honest.

[OforOppression]

you're still calling me a chicken shit after I posted my pic.

You're a fat faggot. I've met bounce castles with less bloat. You're a disgusting lower class American who buys his hambeast the finest garage sale jewelry.

[Relapse2]

watch out for Dredge and his yoga bro

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSrUfhUdo0yvhZvwvOD9vlbIWtKCWNvh ID7IHZmDMLHJd5IXA2x

[dredge]

you're still calling me a chicken shit after I posted my pic.

You're a fat faggot. I've met bounce castles with less bloat. You're a disgusting lower class American who buys his hambeast the finest garage sale jewelry.

No one cares about you Jr. go back to bed it's a school night, the grown ups are talking

http://payload30.cargocollective.com/1/3/111270/2915613/pinkies.jpg

Here a pic of Barkingturtle and his crew. All the chicken shit losers are here, Purist, Barkingturtle, Ahldagor, Ogre

[dredge]

LOL, God, I crack myself up.

[XgrimX]

Dredge not trolling you. But let me give you some advice. Do this- walk up into your house tell your fiance you are going to give it to her hard and don't giva fuck about her feelings just pound that shit. The next day you will walk into your job doing this..

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[dredge]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/179525_356467117757288_1168863552_n.jpg
Where you guys going? Lol
It's early tell your Mom you'll go to bed soon enough.

[XgrimX]

http://youtu.be/rL9ihXiFAko

Damnit i fail

[dredge]

watch out for Dredge and his yoga bro

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSrUfhUdo0yvhZvwvOD9vlbIWtKCWNvh ID7IHZmDMLHJd5IXA2x

looks like I got another Homo to make a new account, geez you guys got me, dang

[Hailto]

Where you guys going? Lol
It's early tell your Mom you'll go to bed soon enough.

http://i.imgur.com/LOUwv.jpg

[Lexical]

http://i.imgur.com/LOUwv.jpg

[OforOppression]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d67/uskelly1/Kill_Yourself_Time.jpg

[HIYO]

Your yoga pals gonna rail you bitch just like you always wanted to. When this happens do not forget to come here for advice.

[Shannacore]

This is very RNF circa mid 2009. A+

[dredge]

Dredge you could post a picture of yourself standing on top of a ferrari with Emma Watson giving your 9 inch pecker a handjob while you close negotiations on a permanent peace settlement between Israel and Palestine. This forum would still find any number of reasons to judge you and call you a faggot. You make it fun for them by getting so mad.

http://www.hdwallpapers.in/thumbs/emma_watson_high_quality_hd_wide-t1.jpghttp://www.project1999.org/forums/image.php?u=284&dateline=1351284252

Hmm, no thanks. I'm not into little kids, like you pedo's, besides she looks like this dude to me.

[Hailto]

Are you calling Jeremy Irons a pedo now?

[OforOppression]

man, you're so mad you're insulting people that are trying to help you.

fat in your brain

[dredge]

I'm saying this Emma Watson, who you little boys seem to be crushing on is 1. looks like she's a little kid and I'm not attracted by little kids 2. resembles Jeremy Irons

[Lexical]

They say lack of sex can drive a man mad.

[dredge]

They say lack of sex can drive a man mad.

what ev's,
twice today, with a beautiful woman, who I'm in love with and loves me equally. Speaking of, time for bed

[Lexical]

what ev's,
twice today, with a beautiful woman, who I'm in love with and loves me equally. Speaking of, time for bed

RnF clearly helped rekindle Dredge's relationship. We awakened the dormant beast and filled their once lifeless relationship with passion and excitement. Good job guys.

[XgrimX]

glad i was such an influence- push one in for me.

[quido]

resembles Jeremy Irons

That's basically why I wanna fuck her...

[Clark]

Ur girl sounds boring as hell. Boring and basic, she will only get worse as you get older. Sorry man...but that does not sound like fun at all.

She sounds like a lazy fuck too. Prob lays like there like a stump.

Just come home from work and flop ur shit out at her, and see what happens. What i would do. Add a little wildness to ur home.

hahaha

[Peatree]

Pic of yourself or GTFO

Go easy tubbilicious. If you took a breath between rants & went to my profile you would notice that I have a few pics there.

Have you ever considered getting the finace the right type of ring? Maybe then you would get a little more loving? IMO this ring would be perfect.

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3266/3170495736_6b6f8de9d2_z.jpg

Moo moo moo.

[Peatree]

[QUOTE=dredge;784386]
Here's my Yoga instructor friend that Stimpy here thinks is a fake.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/269667_197009193681713_5001546_n.jpg


Dude he's better looking than your finace, maybe you should go gay?

[dredge]

Haha nice try, my fiance is better looking then your rodent faced wife, is her pet name Buckey? Nice teeth. And nice Jew fro btw.

[dredge]

No wonder you put hot Asians and sexy blonds as your avatars when you got to go home to the reality of a chipmunk faced gremlin wife waiting for ya

[Peatree]

No wonder you put hot Asians and sexy blonds as your avatars when you got to go home to the reality of a chipmunk faced gremlin wife waiting for ya

Post a pic of your finace (not her hoof) or GTFO. :eek:

[Peatree]

Haha nice try, my fiance is better looking then your rodent faced wife, is her pet name Buckey? Nice teeth. And nice Jew fro btw.

Let's take a poll. Hey everyone on the forums -- who's better looking, my wife (see pic posted on my profile since I am not ashamed of her), or Dredge's finace's hoof?

[Peatree]

I do like the Sho-nuff avatar though. He was awesome.

[gotrocks]

http://i.imgur.com/LOUwv.jpg

i said this 12 fucking pages ago.

[OforOppression]

Let's take a poll. Hey everyone on the forums -- who's better looking, my wife (see pic posted on my profile since I am not ashamed of her), or Dredge's finace's hoof?

perfectly acceptable woman. 10/10

Dredges wife (what we have seen from her)

http://www.lethality.me.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/harry-potter-troll.jpg

[dredge]

perfectly acceptable woman. 10/10



this guy shouldn't really be the judge of anything until he at least loses his virginity, good luck with that buddy, grow some facial hair or something for Christ Sakes, and wash that greasy mop of hair, being fat and ugly isn't an excuse for poor hygiene

[dredge]

ur fat, im fat, just deal w/ it

aint gonna get better by denying it

http://i.imgur.com/E3ynu.jpg?1

laughing at you, not with you

[OforOppression]

u seem a lil mad

(and fat)

[OforOppression]

linking my picture after I, myself, posted it, is kinda funny though.

Like you think it's going to hurt me or something

[gotrocks]

i said this 12 fucking pages ago.

DREDGE

this is to you bro. nohating but you are fighting a battle you cant win. ignore it.

[Lexical]

Let's take a poll. Hey everyone on the forums -- who's better looking, my wife (see pic posted on my profile since I am not ashamed of her), or Dredge's finace's hoof?

As someone who has seen Dredge's fiance, I would take a chaste life in a monastery than have to choose between the two.

[dredge]

linking my picture after I, myself, posted it, is kinda funny though.

Like you think it's going to hurt me or something

Jesus Christ Kid, It should.
Get the fuck out of the AV room and go talk to some real girls your age.
Quit letting your Mom pick out your clothes, that "sweater" looks like a LARP cloak or something equally retarded. Get used to rejection because it's a part of life your going to encounter a lot of. There is someone for everyone, just look at Ms. Buckey and JewFro for inspiration.
I'm only trying to help. Damn.

[OforOppression]

lol you're so fucking mad I can just picture your jowls quivering in rage.

[Orruar]

At first I thought Dredge was just a pretentious douche that needed to be put in his place. After subsequently owning him on multiple threads, and then coming to this one, I feel kinda bad. Sorry for the other threads, Dredge. I feel only pity now.

[gotrocks]

DREDGE

this is to you bro. nohating but you are fighting a battle you cant win. ignore it.

You are arguing with people on the INTERNET.

You could have 12 houses, a ferrari, Emma watson sucking your 8 inch dick while Tom Bu throws money at you while shouting "i'm dredge's bitch!" and you would STILL get shit.

I know someone already used this analogy but im cranking it up to the max to make a point.

[Lexical]

Gosh, really escalates generously over ranting/yelling.

[dredge]

DREDGE

this is to you bro. nohating but you are fighting a battle you cant win. ignore it.

I know, your right, sitting at work doing this Bullshit is one thing, but wasting my day off arguing with a bunch of Toads is another, thanks for reminding me.

I'm going to go use my yearly pass at the Detroit Zoo, get some fresh air and enjoy my afternoon.

[gotrocks]

I know, your right, sitting at work doing this Bullshit is one thing, but wasting my day off arguing with a bunch of Toads is another, thanks for reminding me.

I'm going to go use my yearly pass at the Detroit Zoo, get some fresh air and enjoy my afternoon.

::thumbsup:: mah *****

[Relapse2]

I'm going to go use my yearly pass at the Detroit Zoo

going to see your girls family?

http://www.fat-animals.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/n609550120_4691652_2502.jpg

[OforOppression]

I'm going to go use my yearly pass at the Detroit Zoo, get some fresh air and enjoy my afternoon.

yes, return to your people, the elephants

[Barkingturtle]

Honestly dudes, Dredge is a pretty good looking man.

Haha, just kidding. More like "Dredge looks like John Goodman".

Just kidding again. He looks like John Goodman's poop.

[Nips]

yes, return to your people, the elephants

To visit your wife?
That was the better joke, you missed it ;p

[Bill Tetley]

did I create this thread in a blackout or something. stop stealing my life

[Charlton Heston]

lol

[Hasbinlulz]

Let's take a poll. Hey everyone on the forums -- who's better looking, my wife (see pic posted on my profile since I am not ashamed of her), or Dredge's finace's hoof?
I would put it in your wifes butt bro.

[XgrimX]

yeah guys dredge is prolly a good dude. You guys fucking with him although its sometimes humorous its not like Minyin. That dude fucked slow retarded gay people for money this guy is coming for help/advice. Possibly the worst place for it because most of the people who play this game are fucking pathetic losers....but you guys really should shut the fuck up about materialistic shit. I mean some of you are giving this guy too far up the road.

[Clark]

[QUOTE=dredge;784386]
Here's my Yoga instructor friend that Stimpy here thinks is a fake.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/269667_197009193681713_5001546_n.jpg


Dude he's better looking than your finace, maybe you should go gay?

lol

[OforOppression]

yeah guys dredge is prolly a good dude. You guys fucking with him although its sometimes humorous its not like Minyin. That dude fucked slow retarded gay people for money this guy is coming for help/advice. Possibly the worst place for it because most of the people who play this game are fucking pathetic losers....but you guys really should shut the fuck up about materialistic shit. I mean some of you are giving this guy too far up the road.

The fact is, you don't come to the fucking rants and flames section of a 13 year old emulated game forum for relationship advice. It's fucking pathetic.

[Misto]

Why is everyone picking on Dredge?

Did Harrison die or something?

[Hasbinlulz]

blue pill: harrison died due to a combat situation where he medic'd someone back to life.

red pill: dredge is harrison

[OforOppression]

Why is everyone picking on Dredge?

Did Harrison die or something?

put spotify on repeat and pulled trigger

body still mia

[dredge]

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[gotrocks]

blue pill: harrison died due to a combat situation where he medic'd someone back to life.

red pill: dredge is harrison

rofl haririson

this shit made me laugh hella hard.

[Ahldagor]

Hi I'm back to once again to prove I know what I'm talking about, something none of you can do, still waiting to see pics of all your awesomeness guys.

Here's my Yoga instructor friend that Stimpy here thinks is a fake.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/269667_197009193681713_5001546_n.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/260552_188435111205788_6505710_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/255732_188434104539222_7304711_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/29102_101782526537714_4944721_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/29102_101775696538397_7142439_n.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/249472_189501801099119_8018059_n.jpg

Come on tell me he sucks at Yoga, I dare you to be so stupid

btw this is what 40 year old man that has dedicated the last 22 years of his life towards something he believes in looks like.

confirmed mancrush and maybe the root of the initial issue.

[Karkona]

I think I have read most of this thread. The one thing that amazes me is that despite no matter how many times Dredge gets knocked down—he keeps getting back up.

Good actor or tough as nails or crazy I don't know—but I enjoy the reading.

[Ahldagor]

I think I have read most of this thread. The one thing that amazes me is that despite no matter how many times Dredge gets knocked down—he keeps getting back up.

Good actor or tough as nails or crazy I don't know—but I enjoy the reading.

He has serious co-dependency issues if you read his initial post and his defense tactics that are generated from unwaranted assumptions. Proly a decent guy, just an idiot.

[Ahldagor]

Am I being selfish and unreasonable? Maybe I watch too much porn and expect too much?

PSYCH 1301
Proly the root other than his mancrush on Yogi boy. I came here for a decent thread initially and got wrapped into all this. But all in all Dredge got his confidence back, so his co-dependency should subside for a bit.

[Hasbinlulz]

ITT: nerd attempts to remotely psychoanalyze other nerd.

[Hasbinlulz]

ITT: nerd attempts to remotely psychoanalyze other nerd.
lol

[OforOppression]

man, as long as we're getting it all out:

Like many of you, I am sick and tired of being misinformed and disinformed by Mr. Hasbinbad. That's why I'm writing this letter, to fight the good fight. Just so you know, I plan to spend a good deal of this letter discussing Hasbinbad and his naive obloquies. I also plan to say a bit about how people are looking for answers, not ideology, but I'll save that part for the end. He likes advocating tendentious prank phone calls. That's the most damnable thing about him. It's also why I recently heard Hasbinbad tell a bunch of people that we should abandon the institutionalized and revered concept of democracy. I can't adequately describe my first reaction to this notion; I simply don't know how to represent uncontrollable laughter in text.

On the other hand, if Hasbinbad is going to terrorize the public, then he should at least have the self-respect to remind himself of a few things: First, we'll know soon enough just how delirious these kinds of nobodies can be. And second, he wants to squeeze every last drop of blood from our overworked, overtaxed bodies. It gets better: He believes that it's okay if his plans for the future initially cause our quality of life to degrade because "sometime", "someone" will do "something" "somehow" to counteract that trend. I guess no one's ever told him that he's a serial exaggerator. If I were to be less kind, I'd say Hasbinbad is a liar. Either way, he should stop and savor life, not plant the seeds of Oblomovism into the tabulae rasae of children's minds. To top that off, some people think I'm exaggerating when I say that to ignore this issue is to further political and social goals wholly or in part through activities that involve force or violence and a violation of criminal law. But I'm not exaggerating; if anything, I'm understating the situation.

Hasbinbad's backers all have serious personal problems. In fact, the way he keeps them loyal to him is by encouraging and exacerbating these problems rather than by helping to overcome them. Hasbinbad has been trying hard to protect what has become a lucrative racket for him. Unfortunately, that lucrative racket has a hard-to-overlook consequence: it will dominate the whole earth and take possession of all its riches one of these days. If anyone should propose a practical scheme for taking the lemons that he's handing us and making lemonade, I should be quite disposed to incur almost any degree of expense to accomplish that object. In the meantime, let me point out that Hasbinbad's belief is that we should cease to talk about "vague and unreal" objectives such as human rights, the raising of living standards, and democratization. Instead, we should be devising increasingly furacious ways to transmogrify society's petty gripes and irrational fears into "issues" to be catered to. That's Hasbinbad's opinion. My opinion is that it's scary how effectively he has been courting a wayward minority of crime-stained prophets of antipluralism. I deeply regret the loss of life and injuries sustained by this tragedy. I am currently working to understand the surrounding circumstances so as to improve our ability to grant people the freedom to pursue any endeavor they deem fitting to their skills, talent, and interest.

Throughout human history, drugged-out mendicants have always been feral. So it should come as no surprise that Hasbinbad argues that the bogeyman is going to get us if we don't agree to his demands. To maintain this thesis, Hasbinbad naturally has had to shovel away a mountain of evidence, which he does by the desperate expedient of claiming that his opinions represent the opinions of the majority—or even a plurality.

Hasbinbad has a stout belief in astrology, the stars representing the twinkling penumbra of his incandescent belief in oligarchism. His victims have been speaking out for years. Unfortunately, their voices have long been silenced by the roar and thunder of Hasbinbad's cronies, who loudly proclaim that Hasbinbad could do a gentler and fairer job of running the world than anyone else. Regardless of those temeritous proclamations, the truth is that his eccentricity is surpassed only by his vanity and his vanity is surpassed only by his empty theorizing. (Remember his theory that space aliens are out to lay eggs in our innards or ooze their alien hell-slime all over us?) Finally, to those of you who are faithfully helping me recognize and respect the opinions, practices, and behavior of others, let me extend, as always, my deepest gratitude and my most affectionate regards.

[Hasbinlulz]

I thought you were starting to like me. :(

[OforOppression]

[QUOTE=OforOppression;785279I also plan to say a bit about how people are looking for answers, not ideology, but I'll save that part for the end. He likes advocating tendentious prank phone calls. That's the most damnable thing about him.[/QUOTE]

Can't stand for this shit, Mike.

[OforOppression]

wow I'm bad @ quotes

I also plan to say a bit about how people are looking for answers, not ideology, but I'll save that part for the end. He likes advocating tendentious prank phone calls. That's the most damnable thing about him.

[dredge]

Honestly dudes, Dredge is a pretty good looking man.

Haha, just kidding. More like "Dredge looks like John Goodman".

Just kidding again. He looks like John Goodman's poop.

https://s3-media2.ak.yelpcdn.com/photo/n0wqjIcWnPhOZxCwh5D3tA/l.jpg

and to think he's such a nice guy in private messages

[Misto]

BLACK PEOPLE.

[OforOppression]

https://s3-media2.ak.yelpcdn.com/photo/n0wqjIcWnPhOZxCwh5D3tA/l.jpg

and to think he's such a nice guy in private messages

PEOPLE ACT DIFFERENTLY THAN THEIR TROLLING PERSONA ON A VIDEO GAME FORUM?

COLOR ME SHOCKED.

I FREQUENTLY YELL SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY AND SHIT ON PEOPLE WITH SOCKS IN PUBLIC

[dredge]

OforOppression
the funny thing is, through out this whole thread, not one person gives a single fuck about you or what you have to add. Your not funny, cute, smart, cool, interesting, etc...

all in all, your really just like a gnat buzzing around the forum, I take a swat at you once in a while but you really aren't even worthy of mention.

The fact is your way out of your league here.
Some of these guys here can come back with some witty banter and can be fun to go back and forth with, you on the other hand are just annoying.

Scroll back through your posts and you'll see a common theme of everyone ignoring you.

[OforOppression]

EVERYONE IS IGNORING YOU

while you type a long winded post to respond to me.

kill yourself.

[dredge]

I think I have read most of this thread. The one thing that amazes me is that despite no matter how many times Dredge gets knocked down—he keeps getting back up.

Good actor or tough as nails or crazy I don't know—but I enjoy the reading.

Um thanks,
I guess idleness really is the devil's playground?

[OforOppression]

heh, "everyone's ignoring you" while he writes profane things on my profile and responds to me in prose.

typing ain't gonna shed those pounds, bring your hambeast to a gym

[dredge]

blah, blah, blah....
Buzz, buzz, buzz............
http://www.picturesof.net/_images_300/a_man_swatting_at_flies_royalty_free_080908-213267-896048.jpg