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amos 08-25-2013 03:20 PM

Blue lacking clerics?
 
Is this true?

Dirtytony 08-25-2013 03:24 PM

sources confirm that in recent months the number of competent, able-bodied clerics has been diminishing with the recent outbreak of syphilis among dwarves and their smaller sex slaves the gnomes.

Due to these unprecedented events; and the fact that high elf clerics are known homosexuals the cleric populace has been in dire need of resurrection.

Of course one can always roll Euridite cleric but then one must suffer the rest of their lives as a ni**er

JayN 08-25-2013 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirtytony (Post 1088387)
sources confirm that in recent months the number of competent, able-bodied clerics has been diminishing with the recent outbreak of syphilis among dwarves and their smaller sex slaves the gnomes.

Due to these unprecedented events; and the fact that high elf clerics are known homosexuals the cleric populace has been in dire need of resurrection.

Of course one can always roll Euridite cleric but then one must suffer the rest of their lives as a ni**er

^^

senna 08-25-2013 03:29 PM

clerics freaking everywhere

senna 08-25-2013 03:31 PM

Definitely a lack of monks with stupid character names however

Adolphus 08-25-2013 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amos (Post 1088383)
Is this true?

For the sake of getting a rez faster, I'll say it's true.

Tecmos Deception 08-25-2013 03:48 PM

I've always wanted to say that there are too few clerics at like 1-50 but enough 51+, but they really just aren't necessary in groups if you have good shams, bards, necros, Druids, etc.

mecherdon 08-26-2013 04:24 PM

As being one of the Eurdite clerics you are referring too. I have to ask. Why do you always have to keep a black man down? :mad:

Roku 08-26-2013 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirtytony (Post 1088387)
sources confirm that in recent months the number of competent, able-bodied clerics has been diminishing with the recent outbreak of syphilis among dwarves and their smaller sex slaves the gnomes.

Due to these unprecedented events; and the fact that high elf clerics are known homosexuals the cleric populace has been in dire need of resurrection.

Of course one can always roll Euridite cleric but then one must suffer the rest of their lives as a ni**er

This made me think of Blazing Saddles ... classic lol

Vaildez 08-26-2013 04:28 PM

Cleric's are duoing cause the xp is better =P


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