Every class summed up
 

Don't know original author, and this comes from after Luclin (*spit*), hence the inclusion of Beastlords

Wizards do it really hard,
but they're finished just as fast,
and clerics do it with a yaulp,
a whimper and a gasp.

Warriors insist on dirty-talk
with taunting and abuse,
while bard tongue, well it wags in song
and could find better use.

Enchanters, though charming,
would rather do it with your mind
rogues insist on pointy things,
preferably from the behind.

SKs do it with a touch,
but only once a day
and necros do it with the dead
to our general dismay.

Monks do it with hands and feet
flailing them all about,
while pallies try to lay their hands
on their squires and their mounts.

Shammies do it really slow
but rarely in human form,
and druids insist on groups of four
or at least that seems the norm.

Rangers do most everything,
often with whip in hand
and beastlords title says it all
or so discretion demands.

Mages simply view this crowd
and say with some regret:
"to hell with that, look at you all!
I'll do it with my pet!"

What about the berserkers??

Nm :p

32 lines about 15 classes...

hahaha..yeah.....anyway this was not very amusing.
I've heard more exciting chats in /say in the EC tunnel! :p

This was post-Luclin, pre-Omens (or was it Gates that released Berserkers?)

Well NYEEEEH to you, too!

+1 :D

Bards do it fast
Playin like we on crack
Necrious is a demi god
Threads the needle with every cast