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![]() Don't know original author, and this comes from after Luclin (*spit*), hence the inclusion of Beastlords
Wizards do it really hard, but they're finished just as fast, and clerics do it with a yaulp, a whimper and a gasp. Warriors insist on dirty-talk with taunting and abuse, while bard tongue, well it wags in song and could find better use. Enchanters, though charming, would rather do it with your mind rogues insist on pointy things, preferably from the behind. SKs do it with a touch, but only once a day and necros do it with the dead to our general dismay. Monks do it with hands and feet flailing them all about, while pallies try to lay their hands on their squires and their mounts. Shammies do it really slow but rarely in human form, and druids insist on groups of four or at least that seems the norm. Rangers do most everything, often with whip in hand and beastlords title says it all or so discretion demands. Mages simply view this crowd and say with some regret: "to hell with that, look at you all! I'll do it with my pet!" | ||
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