CIA Factbook Dosier: Swish
 

Swish stays logged in and refreshes more constantly than maerilith.
It's possible Swish doesn't live in the Greater Faydark, but in fact lives in kunark and uses an IP tunnel to pretend that he is a subject of Lady Vox.
Swish is a sovcit, a known terrorist and anglosupremacist.
Swishes monthly welfare from his communist government allows him to monitor the forums 24/7.
Swishes main source of food is https://www.chewy.com/tiki-cat-puka-...B&gclsrc=aw.ds which he purcheses on foodstamps.

Swish is known to be dangerous, but unarmed because he's not allowed to own firearms. He's attempted to stab multiple people for their cigarettes and to steal their wireless cellphone data.

Anyone else have some good dirt on Swish?

95% of scientists have signed a pledge asserting that Swish's posts are real bad and the number 1 threat to the world of forumquest

didn't read anything else , however, now I'm curious what other things 9 out of ten experts agree on... hmmm...

Another thread about me, it's good to be popular I can't deny.

My threads and ones about me are entertaining and keep people coming back and posting. This thread along with the one in RNF are proof.

I don't charge for this valuable community service and would never look to.

I do speak/read/write Russian, your spies have done some background checks I see.

Stay blessed, FQers

- Swish

I'm a great person, no dirt exists. I'll be creating another charity thread for another sponsored run this year - strap in, it's gonna be good <3

Have you been to Russia? Did any golden showers take place to your knowledge?

Я не говорю по Английски...

Smart move.

I agree someone else should have authored the intial document to DoD standards.

Have some breaking news, Swish assaulted two police officers attempting to ascertain his criminality: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl...icle-1.2952522