CIA Factbook Dosier: Swish

[maerilith]

Swish stays logged in and refreshes more constantly than maerilith.
It's possible Swish doesn't live in the Greater Faydark, but in fact lives in kunark and uses an IP tunnel to pretend that he is a subject of Lady Vox.
Swish is a sovcit, a known terrorist and anglosupremacist.
Swishes monthly welfare from his communist government allows him to monitor the forums 24/7.
Swishes main source of food is https://www.chewy.com/tiki-cat-puka-...B&gclsrc=aw.ds which he purcheses on foodstamps.

Swish is known to be dangerous, but unarmed because he's not allowed to own firearms. He's attempted to stab multiple people for their cigarettes and to steal their wireless cellphone data.

Anyone else have some good dirt on Swish?