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Strifer 08-19-2012 12:17 PM

HOW TO WIN AT RAIDING.
 
Ok guys seems like a lot of people are having a hard time beating bosses and such so imma teach you all. So you hit level sixty and youre sad...take exhibit a.
http://i.imgur.com/rwZFb.png
And then you have to find a bunch of people to play with such as exhibit b
http://i.imgur.com/7QW2g.png
and then you go in front of a boss mob as shown in exhibit c, cept dont get too close as shown in pic because youll be retarded and die unless youre a monk i guess they can do that and look like they die.
http://i.imgur.com/hBB3y.png
Now you have to buff up for forty five minutes because goddamnit steve forgot to bring his shaman and now bill has to buff everyone with fucking talisman and holy shit people are leaving since it isnt an expressway to pixels anymore.
http://i.imgur.com/GrI0m.gif
And then you have to kill it with ur friends(main tank only shown)
http://i.imgur.com/BBJ01.jpg
Once thats done take ten minutes to circlejerk with each other.
http://i.imgur.com/PYjHq.jpg
Now you might get some loot and there are two options kay now first u can actually get things that you can use and have thirty year old men have dirty thoughts of you in ec tunnel since they have to work dead end jobs with two kids they hate and cant devote time to get a vp key.
http://i.imgur.com/7wcwV.jpg
Or Ninja that shit and sell it and make an alt since ur name will be ruined on the forums lol.
http://i.imgur.com/up9fo.png

And thats about it...Hope you learned something dummy.
OR OF COURSE LISTEN TO NOTHING I SAY AND JOIN TMO. ALL HAIL TMO AS OUT SERVER OVERLORDS ASSIMILATION IS IMMININT RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

ALL HAIL TMO
http://ivarfjeld.files.wordpress.com...mple-mount.jpg

Thana8088 08-19-2012 12:41 PM

Nice app, but recruiting is still closed. Sorry. :(

Daliant17447 08-19-2012 12:42 PM

is that elijah wood in the 2nd picture!?!?

Ele 08-19-2012 01:02 PM

That picture of Frodo is not indicative of all Halfling activities.

Happyfeet 08-19-2012 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ele (Post 710271)
That picture of Frodo is not indicative of all Halfling activities.


Barkingturtle 08-19-2012 01:29 PM

There are several competitors: the Asian in the stupid fucking hat; the construction bro demonstrating his fisting technique; the twink cop; the fireman with the AIDS.

But they gayest thing about that picture is Frodo's man-purse. What the fuck? Might as well just Goatse yourself onstage at a Cher concert.

Alarti0001 08-19-2012 02:41 PM

Gorilla's are fucking terrifying.

Naerron 08-19-2012 03:39 PM

Haha look how tightly clenched frodo's fists are, he is fuckinh PISSED about that photo

Hasbinlulz 08-19-2012 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strifer (Post 710247)

RL picture of Alarti confirmed.

JenJen 08-19-2012 04:43 PM

will rnf in 2014 be full of tmo hate?


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