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Old 08-19-2012, 12:17 PM
Strifer Strifer is offline
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Default HOW TO WIN AT RAIDING.

Ok guys seems like a lot of people are having a hard time beating bosses and such so imma teach you all. So you hit level sixty and youre sad...take exhibit a.
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And then you have to find a bunch of people to play with such as exhibit b
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and then you go in front of a boss mob as shown in exhibit c, cept dont get too close as shown in pic because youll be retarded and die unless youre a monk i guess they can do that and look like they die.
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Now you have to buff up for forty five minutes because goddamnit steve forgot to bring his shaman and now bill has to buff everyone with fucking talisman and holy shit people are leaving since it isnt an expressway to pixels anymore.
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And then you have to kill it with ur friends(main tank only shown)
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Once thats done take ten minutes to circlejerk with each other.
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Now you might get some loot and there are two options kay now first u can actually get things that you can use and have thirty year old men have dirty thoughts of you in ec tunnel since they have to work dead end jobs with two kids they hate and cant devote time to get a vp key.
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Or Ninja that shit and sell it and make an alt since ur name will be ruined on the forums lol.
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And thats about it...Hope you learned something dummy.
OR OF COURSE LISTEN TO NOTHING I SAY AND JOIN TMO. ALL HAIL TMO AS OUT SERVER OVERLORDS ASSIMILATION IS IMMININT RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

ALL HAIL TMO
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