Say something about your self that...

[Izmael]

...that you don't mind the P99 community knowing about, but that you'd never admit to IRL.

I'll start.

I spend A LOT more office time on P99 forums than doing actual work.

I hate summer and everything that comes with it: the heat, the bugs, sleepless nights, sweat and sticky people, fucktards all around raving about "the lovely weather" and the obligation to go to a beach and alternate laying in filthy sand surrounded by smelly, saggy, obnoxious people, and soaking in filthy water full of piss and shit and oil leaks and loud babies and jellyfish. And having to pretend you like it, while in reality I like frosty winters, beautiful snowy landscapes, long walks on the crunchy snow in the forest, comfy tea or wine in front of a good fire stove, skiing, generally feeling like a boss. Fuck summer in the goat ass. There.

[maskedmelon]

Originally Posted by Izmael [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I hate summer and everything that comes with it: the heat, the bugs, sleepless nights, sweat and sticky people, fucktards all around raving about "the lovely weather" and the obligation to go to a beach and alternate laying in filthy sand surrounded by smelly, saggy, obnoxious people, and soaking in filthy water full of piss and shit and oil leaks and loud babies and jellyfish. And having to pretend you like it, while in reality I like frosty winters, beautiful snowy landscapes, long walks on the crunchy snow in the forest, comfy tea or wine in front of a good fire stove, skiing, generally feeling like a boss. Fuck summer in the goat ass. There.

Good post. The thing about cold weather is that you can always put on more clothes if you are uncomfortable. If you are uncomfortable in hot weather though, there is only so much you can take off.

[Chaboo_Cleric]

I jerk off to lots of p99 peoples pictures

[Izmael]

Originally Posted by RitualSacrifice [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I too prefer winter. You were born between October and march, weren't you, op?

Born in March and also lived in cold countries a lot.

[maskedmelon]

I sniff my brush sometimes.

[Izmael]

Originally Posted by RitualSacrifice [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ok here's mine:


I use dating apps to find girls that like to be tied up.

Solid post. Keep em coming.

[Ket]

Originally Posted by RitualSacrifice [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Oh I do

Genuine Lol

[barrettdc1]

Just check all my posts i say lots of gay shit

[MrSparkle001]

I like butt stuff

[quido]

I killed a man.