<Rants and Friends>

[skarlorn]

<Rants and Friends> is the latest p99 phenomena sweeping the globe.

In this monumental shift in consciousness and evolution of your average neckbeard, we reject the dualistic approach to the box. No longer is there any more Good and Evil. For without the greed, the pixel would have no worth; without the friends, the rants would not burn like fire.

In fact, there is neither "player" nor "game." Members of <Rants and Friends> have transcended the distinction between the fantastic world of Norrath and our more mundane "Urth".

Some, more storied, members of <Rants and Friends> have attained a state of enlightenment like a bodhisattva; they have become compassionate emission beings who appear through the Magic of the "project 1999 internet forums" in manifold forms.

This is just the beginning.

Please post your applications below.


We have evolved beyond the box; we have BECOME the box.

<Rants and Friends>

[skarlorn]

saved

[Cecily]

First

[shuklak]

Lost me at globe.

[Spyder73]

I would like to join, but only if I can have a special title or rank within the guild.

Name: Spyder73 AKA Wu'Tang AKA Big Poppa Delicious
Level: I con red to all
Qualifications:

1) Author of P99's #1 best selling ARPG drama "The Lost Adventures of Tekilya Wu'Tang and Filbus Furyfoot"

2) I have leveled up my Forum Quest account to at least level 7 via bans from GM Braknar

3) Personally planned and executed multiple attempts to derail the BDA to Phinigel thread resulting in 2 separate bans.

4) I consider myself a forum historian and scholar - I have read the great works of "Clear Argues With Clear" and "Cactus...Magic Or Luck?" and heard of the great Mace Quest of Lord Vyneroth. I ponder the implications of these threads and others like them on a daily basis.

5) As a custodian of the Great Wall of Off Topic I have deep ties to the community.

6) I have acquired many pixels in the physical realm of P99

7) I have done battle with the homeless (Swish) and never thought twice when delivering a death blow (no mercy)

8) Composer of many great P99 related art works (MS Paints)

9) Creator and primary contributor of Project 1999 Songbird - a youtube channel dedicated to the glory of Sir Ken and Wu'Tang

[skarlorn]

This guild does not exist in p99. Please post your applications below.