kissed a girl today

[skarlorn]

i kissed a rich girl today i smooked her on the lips after jabbering about myself for 3 hrs over $15 tacos and bloody maryes. she followed me all the way back to my apartment though i proclaimed my busy schedule demanded my attention toward making $. outisde my gates i smooked her thrice pon them wet and sweet lips. then i entered my fortress, came in the house, and got to work (with a side of p99 forums). u could see her eyes drip with desire 4 me and i touched her back side with delicacy as tho my fingers were masts of hoisin sauce sailing upon fine crispy pork belly.

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