Red99 Release Grocery Store Checklist

[SearyxTZ]

Feel free to add to this list.

Do you want to be unprepared when red99 rolls out? Are you a True Gamer and a PvP Champ? Do you think you have what it takes to slam with the best, or will you be jamming with the rest?

Well u better get ready now and hit your nearest Wal-Mart location for the latest Hardcore Gaming Supplements.


20 cases of Mountain Dew
50 boxes of family-size pepperoni pizza hot pockets
Adult Size Depends
Posterboard and duct tape (wall up windows to prevent natural light)
Stridex Pads
20 Boxes of Reeses Puffs cereal
Bronkaid/Aspirin/Caffeine pills
Sudafed
Cocaine and/or Meth*
A Slanket (optional: muumuu)

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*this cannot be purchased at most grocery stores

[Softcore PK]

I've found that black trash bags are best for blocking out all sunlight.

[tmoneynegro]

Inert gas for painless suicide for all my adversaries

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[Doors]

Don't forget fresh socks.

[Envious]

When I truly get on it, I stock up on the Totino's (sp?) dollar pizzas...

And Mt Dew throwbacks for certain.

Also need to queue up at least 20 years worth of TV shows on Netflix.

[Rob]

Water
Adderall
Top Ramen
Peanut Butter Jelly
MultiVitamen

I will win the box.

[Pudge]

when i play eq, i eat steak and drink margaritas on the rocks

[naez]

Ⓧ√

[Andis]

your forgetting the most important part people ............

the treeeeeeeeeeees.

[taakyn]

^^^ I stick to trees because alcohol and myself on eq is a recipe for disaster