Help me create a short story...

[Peatree]

OK all...here's how it works...I am going to start the story with a single sentence below....then it's up to you all to take it from there. Remember, each response should simply be a single added sentence, however...you can respond more than once....

Let's see what type of journey we take our protagonist on...[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

"It was a strangely quiet night at the bar on a cool winter's evening."

[Hoggen]

Undoutably, this was due to the total smoking ban that was put into effect the day before.

[Chanus]

Due to said lack of business as an alleged result of the total smoking ban, nothing much interesting happened.

[Slathar]

in walks a man in a black suit, fedora, and a bag from wendy's ranting about richard dawkins.

[Hoggen]

He reaches into his purple silk panties and pulls out a pack of cigs.

[rugerx]

His lighter reads Constellation Class Memory Alpha.

[Alawen Everywhere]

"Who is that busty Asian girl," he thought to himself, "And doesn't she get chilled running around in that little pink bikini on this cool winter's evening?"

[Uberom]

When the Asian girl turned around, I saw a giant bulge in her bikini, while simultaneously observing she had an adam's apple. "Better leave this one to Alawen," I chuckled.

[Hoggen]

The following night, it was decidedly warmer. The unnamed bar patron chalked it up to Global Warming.

[boboo]

Originally Posted by Hoggen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The following night, it was decidedly warmer. The unnamed bar patron chalked it up to Global Warming.

The hoggen turned off Glenn Beck on his TV and went to bed