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Old 09-30-2014, 10:55 PM
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I bought a microscope and I inspected my semen, hoping to say hello to my tiny friends, but instead of seeing them swim around and be happy they were lifeless and dead. Any doctors around know why my sperm is dead?
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Old 09-30-2014, 11:09 PM
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this generation of RnF right here, you guys like speak another language than I do.. you are two old long term RnF'ers am I right?

but like good on ya.
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Old 09-30-2014, 11:30 PM
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I am just worried that I can't get pregnant because of this. I will jump off a bloot before I don't give birth to my future son - Princhardonton Pistarpherson Richardson IX
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Old 09-30-2014, 11:39 PM
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Old 09-30-2014, 11:40 PM
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It's ok bro.. Pretty sure mine are dead too..
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Old 10-01-2014, 12:41 AM
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I bought a microscope and I inspected my semen, hoping to say hello to my tiny friends, but instead of seeing them swim around and be happy they were lifeless and dead. Any doctors around know why my sperm is dead?
Is your underwear regime oppressive? Stage a coup and free your balls. I hear that switching to boxers can be helpful. Good luck.
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Old 10-01-2014, 01:28 AM
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buy sea monkies and mix your sperms in with them. They will change and you will be able say hello to them and play in their magical kingdom.

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