Bregen D'Aspergers

[Spyder73]

BDA is a debilitating and humiliating disease, if you have any of these symptoms, please seek sunshine and IRL companionship immediately. 10 Symptoms that you may be afflicted with Bregen D'Aspergers....

1) Failure to develop meaningful relationships with your peers.

2) Inability to gain loot due to massive raid forces and continuous wiping.

3) Social awkwardness outside of the Zerg hive mind

4) Unable to make eye contact with others

5) Realizing that you own none of your raid loot and are being used by Chest to advance his own characters

6) BMI index greater than 20 (obese)

7) When rustled, over use of exclamation marks (!), emoticons 😱, obsessive replies (t-t-triple post), obvious projecting.

8) Delusions of grandeur (DoG) and mistaking yourself for a top end guild

9) Rage anytime someone mentions Green Grocer or Swish in a thread.

10) If you wake up in your computer chair covered in Cheetos, Mountain Dew, feces, sweat, and start uncontrollably crying more than twice a week.

Feels goog to be unbanned. I love the CSR staff, praise P99, praise Braknar, Praise anyone else who is capable of banning me. Long live Rogean and Nilbolg.