Petition to have Pokesan arrested

[Spyder73]

I read an interesting post from Maskedmelon in Off-topic about how men and women have different (unequal) rights and levels of exposure when it comes to medical conditions and procedures. Abortion is always a hot topic, so my suggestion here is that we gather 100k signatures and submit a petition to the White House to spur conversation on behalf of our lady friends. We need a scapegoat, so I would like to formally nominate Pokesan as the fall man.

The proposition is to have Pokesan formally arrested and charged due to excessive fapping (murder). The consequences of his actions are the deaths of hundreds of thousands of unborn aspergers children (multiple charges per day).