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Old 11-19-2022, 09:49 PM
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Default P99 DnD Livestream

You have been placed in charge of choosing the cast of a Critical Role type show but are limited to the reprehensibles here who frequent the P99 forums. It is assumed that each player is motivated or compelled in some way to play the game to the best of their ability or suffer some punishment so as not to have this hypothetical live stream devolve into basically whatever it is that every thread here becomes.

You must choose 4 players and 1 dungeon master. You may not choose yourself as one of the participants. And we all get to watch as they're forced to be together and work together in the same room.

As a bonus, I have thought up 5 magical items which you may assign to the participants if desired (no more than 1 per person)

1. Caveman Wig of Neanderthal Intellect - the wearer of this wig is cursed with low intelligence and may only speak with one syllable words. This player is too dumb to read, write or type and can only understand one syllable words.
2. Everflowing Chalice - this drinking glass determines it's user's alcohol tolerance and will spike its contents with the proper dosage of alcohol to keep the user functionally drunk for the duration of the episode. The player must make a saving throw every other turn to resist the urge to drink from the cup. No other player may interfere when the user drinks from the cup. Nor May they handle the cup in any way.
3. Full Spectrum Goggles - the wearer of these magical glasses believes whole heartedly in the course of action they have chosen. They also believe that compromise is simply not an option. They simply refuse to take part in any action which they aree not convinced is the correct course of action.
4. Belt of Gender Something - whatever gender is popularly believed to be now, wearing this belt will change the player's gender to whatever subjectively fits the definition of it's opposite for the duration of the episode
5. MP3 Player - this smooth small metallic box is warm to the touch and radiates light from one side. This light is bright enough to illuminate an area of a cone with a 10'radius in the direction the user points it. Observing the lit face of the box for 1 round reveals strange symbols know only to the user. (Casting Read Magic or Know Language will not reveal the nature of these symbols) The MP3 will link with its user's mind telepathically and will attempt to listen any thoughts and feelings of the user. It will then play music according to the wishes of the user. Anyone within 39' of this box will be able to hear the music and can easily determine the source. The box will always play the music at an audible level but never at a disruptive volume (intentional or otherwise)

In retrospect, this was way too much effort. Who would you pick and why would we all get to laugh at them?
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