Project 1999

Go Back   Project 1999 > General Community > Off Topic

View Poll Results: Wiping your a$$?
I prefer to sit 13 44.83%
I prefer to stand 12 41.38%
I don't wipe 4 13.79%
Voters: 29. You may not vote on this poll

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 01-31-2013, 12:15 PM
Peatree Peatree is offline
Sarnak

Peatree's Avatar

Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 435
Default Poll of the day: "Sit" or "Stand" to wipe?

Who knew? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
__________________
"Careful what you put out there, it could come right back & hit you smack in the face." -- Peatree, 2013
  #2  
Old 01-31-2013, 12:26 PM
Loli Pops Loli Pops is offline
Banned


Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 439
Default

i shower after EVERY dump
  #3  
Old 01-31-2013, 12:33 PM
Itap Itap is offline
Planar Protector

Itap's Avatar

Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Permafrost
Posts: 1,953
Default

I stand, and use baby whipes
__________________
Lootenant Dan <Hierophant>
  #4  
Old 01-31-2013, 10:06 PM
MrSparkle001 MrSparkle001 is offline
Planar Protector

MrSparkle001's Avatar

Join Date: Oct 2011
Posts: 1,915
Default

People stand to wipe? That's as weird as those squatting japanese toilets.
__________________
  #5  
Old 02-01-2013, 02:27 PM
Strifer Strifer is offline
Sarnak

Strifer's Avatar

Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: NY
Posts: 262
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by MrSparkle001 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
People stand to wipe? That's as weird as those squatting japanese toilets.
__________________
SAEANORN THE MACHO MAGE ON QUARM
  #6  
Old 02-01-2013, 06:43 PM
Vaken Vaken is offline
Kobold


Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: NY, USA
Posts: 160
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Itap [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
I stand, and use baby whipes
+1
  #7  
Old 02-02-2013, 08:33 AM
myriverse myriverse is offline
Planar Protector

myriverse's Avatar

Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Swamp of N.O. Hope
Posts: 2,470
Default

Sitting seems awkward... like I didn't even realize it was possible until this thread.

Not that I considered the topic very much.
  #8  
Old 02-02-2013, 10:51 AM
Alawen Alawen is offline
Kobold

Alawen's Avatar

Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 176
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Loli Pops [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
i shower after EVERY dump
Same, but I'm pretty much like a clock since basic training back in the day. Shit, shower and shave.
  #9  
Old 02-02-2013, 12:36 PM
gotrocks gotrocks is offline
Planar Protector

gotrocks's Avatar

Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Seattle
Posts: 1,277
Default

I think this really has more to do with how YOU were taught how to wipe your ass when you were a kid.

The reality here is, if you arent sitting down when you wipe your ass, you aren't cleaning your ass properly. Unless you're doing a sort of "squat" stand to wipe, you wont be able to get a lot of that nasty left behind.

Most of you standers probably wont believe me but... its true. Sit when you wipe!
__________________
Having problems running EQ? Please visit the Tech Discussion forum and read my FAQ before posting:

http://www.project1999.org/forums/sh...ad.php?t=94928

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhambuk View Post
gotrocks community savior
  #10  
Old 02-02-2013, 01:22 PM
Breeziyo Breeziyo is offline
Sarnak

Breeziyo's Avatar

Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 303
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by gotrocks [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
I think this really has more to do with how YOU were taught how to wipe your ass when you were a kid.

The reality here is, if you arent sitting down when you wipe your ass, you aren't cleaning your ass properly. Unless you're doing a sort of "squat" stand to wipe, you wont be able to get a lot of that nasty left behind.

Most of you standers probably wont believe me but... its true. Sit when you wipe!
I do a squat kind of thing, definitely don't stand up straight. I just don't want to risk putting my hand in the toilet water so I stand up a bit.
Closed Thread


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 12:47 AM.


Everquest is a registered trademark of Daybreak Game Company LLC.
Project 1999 is not associated or affiliated in any way with Daybreak Game Company LLC.
Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.