kissed a girl today

[skarlorn]

i kissed a rich girl today i smooked her on the lips after jabbering about myself for 3 hrs over $15 tacos and bloody maryes. she followed me all the way back to my apartment though i proclaimed my busy schedule demanded my attention toward making $. outisde my gates i smooked her thrice pon them wet and sweet lips. then i entered my fortress, came in the house, and got to work (with a side of p99 forums). u could see her eyes drip with desire 4 me and i touched her back side with delicacy as tho my fingers were masts of hoisin sauce sailing upon fine crispy pork belly.

AMA

[Pokesan]

what was his name

[skarlorn]

Tiffano

[SyanideGas]

Is there a guide for snatching those kinds of gems before it gets nerfed too?

[Zade]

Originally Posted by SyanideGas [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Is there a guide for snatching those kinds of gems before it gets nerfed too?

good god this made me snort at work

[Rader]

So is it always ATG pitching and skarlorn catching, or do you switch things up sometimes.

[Tann]

Originally Posted by Rader [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So is it always ATG pitching and skarlorn catching, or do you switch things up sometimes.

can't learn how hard to throw until you've caught some of that heat yourself.

[skarlorn]

there's guides for hiding gems in snatches and there's ways to snatch her jewels but if you ever need help with the gurls you just let me know young skarry; although young men are IDIOTS and you probably wouldn't take my valuable advice anyway.

[Tupakk]

Separate from the heard and the rest is a cake walk.

[Jimjam]

Did a pearl necklace drop or was it snatched?