Pants Pooping Stories

[harnold]

Hey guys just wanted to share a story and see if anyone had a similar experience. So I was at a wedding over the weekend and I was movin and groovin on the dance floor. I must be getting lactose intolerant these days because the three bowls of cereal i ate that morning started spewing out of my ass and it was a real mess. I finished the electric slide and moved into the bathroom where I determined I'd need to go home temporarily to change.