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Originally Posted by Kevris
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Pray tell- what dark times are upon us that those who have seen the face of the Retarded God now speak of him openly?
Did not the launch of Velious deliver the Serious into the hands of Nirvana with pixels for all, and peace and brotherhood amongst men?
Has Elfsim fallen so far in such a short time?
How is this possible!? The pixel promise! The Prophecy!!
It was said:
Frozen lands and treasure for all
those who seek riches lining up at the mall
That loot bazaar
It was never far
Guilds large and small
would hear the call
and come line up in TOV
and solve life's long mystery
Life redefined for all who raid
it's why they stayed
it's why they played
in pixel lines that stretched for hours
it's why their posts were all so dour...
What you say cannot be true!
Can it be that we were lied to!?
Frozen lands...over which to argue!?
Is that what's happened here on blue?
Too long have I been away...
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I nominate this brave man for the post and mantle of Official SoRP Mistrel and annals keeper, Wielder of the fabled Lute of Divine Retardation, and Whisperer of prophecies.
12-23-2015, 02:44 PM
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