I remember trying to get into a "kung fu school" in China once. The website looked awesome. Had a bunch jackasses sitting on mountain tops holding bamboo sticks with buckets of water tied at each end. Shit was mystical as fuck. I was e-mailing them, getting promises about how I'd become enlightened and able to lift skirts with my brain while wow-ing my friends with my super crazy kung fu skills.
I was 10.
Critical thinking is your friend. Do your research. Don't let'em stick it to your egg roll like that.
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05-11-2016, 03:22 PM
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