While I would love to see a wall of boobs. I am not convinced that it would stand the test of time. A good wall stands longest when it is admired from afar and remains untouched. An untouched wall is a happy wall. However, a wall of boobs would surely not remain untouched. In fact, I am just now thinking about all the touching I would enjoy should a wall off boobs exist. I really want a wall off boobs to exist. Please, make that happen. Seriously. Wall of boobs. Happen already.
As you can see above, I am merely one man and already the amount of touching that would ensue (should the wall of boobs be erected) would be immeasurable. Thus, as sad as it makes me, I must warn against the wall of boobs. The paradise of Off Topic would surely fall into ruin with all the touching and the wall would fail to provide the sanctuary a wall should.
Sadly, I must propose that the wall must instead be built of penises. While the touching of penises is far more common than the touching of boobs. It is generally reserved to ones own penis. It is true, some may still want to touch the penis wall. But, eventually, a wall of previously touched penises will quickly lose its appeal even to the most depraved amongst us. I Googled "Wall of Penises". I can assure you it was just as terrifying as it was amusing.
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10-05-2016, 07:24 PM
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