A Very Cool Story

[Saludeen]

Yesterday I was carrying my team in counter-strike, had a sick ratio like 21-17 even though we were losing cause teams were stacked and everyone on my team had a negative ratio. But I was chill like the guy that I am and outwitted the other teams alpha beta in chat who was bragging about his video game accomplishments with statements like "ez". While I kept my teams moral up with my smooth, confident voice and subtle humor and a brief and stern criticism of the other male on my team to establish dominance, but not on purpose. Then I 1v3'd the other team like a pro cause they lined up behind each other like noobs to further enhance my credibility. After the match the cute sounding whale in disguise girl on our team sent me a friend request. So after nonschalontly accepting it, because that's what you do, I later decided that I didn't want to be friends so I told her I changed my mind and said I didn't want any friends but it was nothing against her. Please reply with sincere compliments and no sarcasm or degrading remakrs. All the events are true and accurate. And if you want to write this ina book to sell for how to success with woman thats ok.