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View Poll Results: how do you pee?
standing up like a dumdum 9 34.62%
sitting down like a boss 17 65.38%
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Old 02-21-2014, 03:42 PM
Mac Dretti Mac Dretti is offline
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i hate shitting in public! i feel like pulling my pants down outside of my home is going to make me catch aids.
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Old 02-21-2014, 03:53 PM
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God I hate shitting in public and not having wipes available. I on multiple occasions have had to run to the store to buy wipes just to go back to work and shit. I can't hand with that dry wiping and tissue and toliet water sucks. Also what's up with the one ply I like that charmin soft. Fucking barbarians with their 3 shells.
you know - u don't have to have an anus you can eat off of at work, or get a rimjob with prior to anal penetration... u can work with 1-2 wipes and a smelly bumbhole until u can go home and do the shower finger check 4 ur partner.

Had 2 do this all the time in the field, MRE packages give u like 4 inches of weak ass tissue, just 1 scrape to get the majority off and let sweat do the rest.
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Old 02-21-2014, 04:37 PM
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Disgusted. Some of your shower drains dirty af
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Old 02-21-2014, 08:59 PM
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What do you guys do when you have that shit won't come out and just hangs and the more you squeeze it comes out like a string?

I have yet to find a strat to get this shit out efficiently
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Old 02-21-2014, 09:38 PM
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Scoop and splash taint with bowl water after flushing you mongoloids. #winningIRLtoo
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